Qwertyopolis 1.1

*limps past Civ on top of RZ*
*begins laughing uncontrollably*
*walks to the spartans lines and helps dig the Pit/trench*

*Orders all my Brutes to throw spears and swords at enemy*

*begins digging trench*

This isn't fun

yea digging this trench is boring..... *tosses a random solider my shovel*
*gets on a horse and rides back to the persian encampment to wreak more havoc*

*Lays bodies as barricades so the Persians won't even be able to get the trench*

XNate, you realize qwerty declared that you are now recognized by all Persians despite any disguise you wear, yes?

*fills the trench with water and starch*

Who says they will see me in the first place ;)

what are they going to do if they find me?
catch me

*waits till the dead of night*

* runs off during his break to have some fun*
*finds a scout of brutes*
This'll be fun! *un-sheaths swords, begins to sliice-n-dice the brutes*

*finds a scroll, goes back to camp and declares he found it, hoping someone will claim it and analyze it*

I just want to kill! Not read...

Rotaretilbo wrote:*gives up on anyone else actually having any historical knowledge of the battle of Thermopolae*

I read Gates of Fire, but I don't know if it's historically accurate
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*chills cuz it's hard to tell what's going on around this thread*

The Persians first sent in infantry, which the Spartans rofl pwnd with their epic long spears. The Persians tried countering this by ordering men that were speared to grab onto the spear and attempt to pull it away. When that failed, the Persians decided a cavalry rush would fix things right up. As the cavalry charged in, the Spartans suddenly parted rank and let the cavalry rush right by and into the field beyond the path, which happened to be extremely dry. Then they set light to the field, and ate roast horse that night. The rest of the battle is history.

"Is there any trees nearby? If we can get some sharpened wooden sticks in the bottom of the pit they will die faster. And why is everyone trying to die? There is no 'effin way you guys can survive charging against a so huge army."
*continues digging pit*

"I was thinking of using the swords and spears of fallen Persians for the pit, as I don't know if we can cut and sharpen wood fast enough to be efficient."

"fair enough. Less work for me"
*goes back to sharpen Katanas(i found another one so i haz dualz suckz0rz)*

RX wrote:"fair enough. Less work for me"
*goes back to sharpen Katanas(i found another one so i haz dualz suckz0rz)*

???? there wasent a fedual japan back then!!!

>.>
<.<
Dont ask about where I get my stuff...

*nate is found; nate is stabbed twice in the stomach and left to die*

*noc's pack of brutes is decimated by the few dozen persians they idioticaly attacked; gives noc the oppertunity to get back to Spartan lines by have Persians not notuice him imediatly*

*I appear next to nate* Nate? Nate? Ah, so you're still alive I see. Excellent. Now, why did you go and something so foolish as this? Again? No matter. *nate is teleported back to Spartan camp; I am standing over him* That's better, isn't it? Now, nate, you really must stop trying to go it alone; I would hate to see you dead, prematurely. *I dissapear*

Jakraus! Status!
"We lost 3/4 of the pack."
Dammit! Go get a spear and tie a rock to it.
"Yes, sir!"
*Smashes a Persian that tried to sneak in*
*Grumbles*

*spawns*

I'll kill you all with my bear handa!

*runs around flailing bear hands*

"nate got pwned.."

eh oh well
*since the stabwounds werent too bad I patch up my stomach*
*gets two light gladiuses and a sheild on my back*
*stretches and walks through spartan lines and stands on the front lines*
*grumbles to self*
how in the hell did they find me when i was in a spot where i could see them coming from a mile......
oh well
*begins whistling to self*

*starts sparing with a spartan*

*finds strange plant on the ground*
"well guess who just discovered the tobacco plant!"
*smokes*

RX wrote:*finds strange plant on the ground*
"well guess who just discovered the tobacco plant!"
*smokes*

*takes tobacco from Rx*
Rx, just say no...
*smokes tobacco*

Is everyone armed?
"Yes. All with rock hammers or double sided scimitars"
Good. I will rally the others.
*goes to get RX, Guaz, etc.,etc.*