Qwertyopolis 1.1

So let me get this right

even when he says it was uncalled for and he shouldnt have done it

you go ahead and do it anyway

*snipes 3 flood combat forms that try to ride the lift*

Can I have a map for Term Limit's? I can't seem to find my way around..

Dibs!
(on the cake)


now it's mine

*looks down lift to see hunderes of infection and combat forms coming up*

*pulls out sniper rifle and loads shredder rounds*
*begins to waste the hordes of fool rapidly approaching*
*pulls out SMG's and begins bullet spraying into the massive fool horde*
*looks around*
*ses a gas line and slashes it in three parts*
*closes bulk heads*
*kills as many flood as possible before they reach the top*
*the flood reaches the top and begins to close in*
*makes sure all bulkheads have sealed me in the room*
*throws a lighter in the air while whistling*
*everything in the lift room including the attacking flood horde is flamed to death*

I have the answer to all of our problems!

*shoots a portal with my portal gun*
*reaches in and pulls out an Xbox, a TV, and a generator*
*plugs it all in and turns on portal*

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

*cake-meteor-thing disappears*

Now... one more problem...

*watches the flood forms quickly advance on Nate as he is helplessly stuck on the ramp to Term Limits*
*claps hands*
That about covers it, then!

*perches tank on a good position on a dune*

there now that im centered i can increase the tract of fire.. oh hold up...

*opens top hatch and stops flames and put up chaingun as a turrent*
*closes hatch*
ok there ya go

*continues to blow up the hords of flood*
*hears a big boom*
WTF?? oh forgot the torches

*turns on torches*

*uses my bayonet to cut off the arms of a combat form*
FLOOD PET!
*hugs flood pet*
*flood pet shakes so hard trying to kill me that it flings me 100 ft into the air*
*lands with a loud thump on rzg's tank*
HEY BUDDIE!!

oh hey.... ya might wanna put a chain on that thing.

*turns off rear torch*

*presses button on a control pad*

*Term Limit's ramp closes*

What the..

*A voice says 'Prepare for take off'*
Where are we going?

*Pops out the fabric of space.*

*Lands in a dune utterly confused as to what just happened.*

Wait...why is the ship moving?

*goes to investigate control room*

The ship has been moving since the start; the Term Limits is flying in a random pattern around in Skybox.

*spawns mystery box surrounded by Elite Honor Gaurds; spawns Covie Assault Carrier in visible orbit above map (AC cannot be reached by anyone (besides me obviously) or any weapon currently on the map; AC will continously launch Covie drop pods filled with Elites of varying rank; AC begins slow bombardment of Orbital section of map*

oh great...... just what i need....... wonder whats in the box? Civ you up for it? oh actually this would be a good time to see if they are thirsty luckly i packed a few casses of rum.

*drives over to box after mopping up the flood around and tying off Civ's pet*

*box has no visible seams, crevases, buttons, levers (ect.), or openings of any kind*

Oh....
*Jumps out of orbital*

Anyway, I've had my fun for now. Qwerty, I turn over full control of my experimental weapons to you.

*forms sand into HEV*

*moves HEV up into Term Limits escape pod bay*

*launches from Term Limits in HEV*

*attempts to jump on HEV as it leaves*

I gotta get paid too!

*lands on HEV*
Damn you for turning my lake to jello... YOU SHALL PAY!!!!
*Tears of HEV's door, and jams Rot full of Needles*
BB! Grab my hand!

*walks out of grav lift room and lifts all of the bulkheads*
*armor is extreamly scorched*
*coughs*
*walks into the inner complexes of Orbital Tearing aprt random elite enemies*

*follows rzg, killing flood that get near*

Assuming BB grabbed me...
*throws BB off cliff for shooting me into smithereens*
Oh shit...
*Jumps off of HEV, right into Orbital*
More oh shit...
*Pumps every Elite in sight with explosive needles*
I love being a Brute....

*Makes it to box killing guards*
OK now shove the box down your pet and lets roll to my bunker... awe i gotta get ride of my rum.
*cries inside*

wait a minute is there a tracking device on the box?... cause my bunker is hidden and well...

Did everyone just evacuate Term Limits at the same time?

Frankly, I don't understand how you guys got on the Term Limits, since it never landed...

This is true. And guys, Skybox, where the Term Limits is, is under Orbital, so you would have, at best, landed on the elevator; at worst you would have missed the elevator and fallen hundreds of feet to the middle level and gone splat.

The box has nothing visible on the outside; oh, and box is solid black, with the texture of Forerunner metal.