Qwertyopolis 1.1

"I don't think a scimitar can be double bladed..."

None of the Brutes have had double-bladed Scimitars; therefore noc cannot possibly have any.

*Hunters armed with weaker armor but that has total coverage and massive broad swords instead of plasma cannons begin an attack; the Spartans form a defensive line (Hunters will arrive once everyone is in the formation or 1 hour from now, whichever comes first)*

*gets in formation still a little dizzy and still smoking weird plant*

No, I meant they glued the swords together somehow.

*Gets in formation*
Good thing we have hammers....

moves into formation with everyone else

Prepares spear to impale hunters in their weak spot if they charge

*draws both swords and gets ready to start tearing enemys up*

*Hunters begin lumbering toward us*
*Crushes Hunter with hammer*

*gets in formation with spear ready*

*gets in to formation with the rest of the 300*

Spartans! This is the day they DIE!

Personally, I think that the Persians win no matter what since they have hunters and we have swords + spears...

w/e

*puts on a sword + a spare, grabs two spears and a shield*
<holding one spear + one shield, two swords in scabbards, one spear on back>

*joins the defensive line*

*meets the head hunter in the middle of the battle feild and starts duking it out with him*
*rolls and dodges the massive sword waiting for an opening*

"Non-sense! Of course we will win!"

*hunter hits me with a sheild and I fly 10 m*

You bastard! *charges a hunter*

*rolls and dodges the sword*
*tackles the hunter in the weak point at full speed*
*manages to push it 3 feet*
*rolls around it and jumps on its back*
*stabs it in its back repediatly*
*hunter falls dead*
*sprints full speed at another*

*charges hunter with spear dodges a swipe then stabs it in th head area*

"OH MY GOD! THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING HUGE!"

*frantically starts swinging sword, cuts off hunters sheild 'arm'*

*Hunter howls in pain*

*Kills more hunters*

*wakes up in a trench*
WTF????..........
*jumps out of trench and walks to camp*
whats up guyyssss.....oh.......
*notices brutes*
crap
*starts running other direction*
*pucks up swords from ground*

"Trench is finished."

*begins burying swords by their hilt, spears pointing up, and any broken sarissa pointing up in the trench*

For the love of...can none of you read (apologies to anyone who does actualy read my posts)? I specificaly said that the hunters armor has full coverage...as in there are no weak spots like in the games! Sheesh.

*chucks spear at hunter*
*it snaps in half*
*runs away screaming*

*sees hunter*
AHHHHH!!!!
*rams it over cliff*
there found the weakness.

*rolls under a hunter and attracts 2 more*
*waits foe 3 seconds*
*one hunter swings the massive sword*
*ducks the sword and it sails over me coliding with the other two hunters behind me*
*smiles in victory*
*notices the last hunter standing*
oh... Shi- *ducks the hunters swing and starts bashing at its head*
*pulls out bomb i picked up from a persian camp*
*tosses it at the hunter and blows the hunter up*

yest they do qwerty the head and torso

qwerty is saying that the hunters have armor everywhere.... cept the fact that they are clumsy........

*Pounds Hunters*
GUYS! GET ROCK HAMMERS!!!
*Kills Hunters till there are only 24 left*