Qwertyopolis 1.1

I think I will stick to being a neutral/mercenary atm.
If the rules allow it, that is.

*starts poking bushes in small holes*

this is gonna take awhile

Who is better (cooler) in RvB? Hmmmm...

*spawns cat ears*

Lolz! Look at me, im a manga character!

*spawns dual revovler gunblades and a un-breakable shinobi blade*

hmm...*goes to red team*damn it simmions!!!! wheres my coffee!! *spawns shotgun*

*Spawns Power armor again*

Armor insignia turns jet black

*spawns light cloaking device and an Tx-105 laser Rifle*

*dissapears*

*BB pokes a bush*

*bush* AHoo Hoo

*BB*......

*With a flash Micheal Jackson pops out of the bush and drags BB into the bush*

*no screams are heard*

because we're dancing like MJ right?

I'm definitely not getting raped... I hope

*tsk tsk tsk* Where to begin. Well, first of all, I said that you can only spawn weapons. Armor, explosives, vehicles, upgrades, ect. must be requisitioned in the Request thread.

Second, there are no holes or bushes. I said grass and dirt, and I meant grass and dirt. There are hills, but only 2, and each hill has a base on it (Red or Blue). Terrain changes can be asked for in the request thread.

oh in that case


*runs to the only bush in the place and hits nate with a stick*

*spawns with super cup-cake launcher*

*spawns with same armament(aka- flame thrower and gatlin gun)*
well seing as i have nothing to do....
*starts torching the grasspatches making the ground barren*

BBJynne wrote:oh in that case


*runs to the only bush in the place and hits nate with a stick*

There are no bushes.

*armor fades away* aww, oh well at least i have a ricecart now!

*warthog and two barriers and some welding equipment fall out of the sky*

Time to get to work!

*goes to work welding the barriers onto the warthog to make a ricecart*

hmm.. right i need to get the minigun back on it again *scratches head*

ahh whered i put the instruction manual?.... *sees Nate with the instruction manual taped to his back with "Kick me" written on it*

*gets in ricecart* Give me my instruction manual!! *drives off towards nate in full bloodlust speed*

capn qwerty wrote:

BBJynne wrote:oh in that case


*runs to the only bush in the place and hits nate with a stick*

There are no bushes.

nate's gilly suit = bush



duh

*shoots BB 5 times in the cheast and two times in the head before he can touch me*

*i also dug a very small furrow in the ground so i will only appear to be grass*

qwerty said there weren't any furrows

how many times do i have to say that I dug one i didnt make it happen out of thin air

i dug it

i clawed at the ground until there was a small furrow /hole in the ground that would hide me

so unless if qwerty prohibits digging then your out of luck

Okay... I'm a mercenary.
*runs behind base and takes up sniping position*
*Sets chain needler to single shot*

well then it's gonna be easier to see nate once the fires stop burning.
*fires erupt into wild fire*

*spawns huge Rambo knife aswell*

*snipes RZ's gas tank and shoots RZ 4 times in the chest and face*

*puts out the fires by kicking dirt over them*

*sets a back fire and stops the wild fire*

dont hurt mother nature any more......

*yawn*

*walks out onto an open field*

So, what's up?

*shoots the ground with deagle 4 times*

F u nate

*stands up behind Gauz*

wrong spot man

*smashes Gauz in the back of the head knocking him out*

*runs to blue base*

looks like im blue now

CivBase wrote:*yawn*

*walks out onto an open field*

So, what's up?

PEEEEEEIINK DEEEEEEEEAATH!!!!

*shoots civ with needler and jumps on him*