Qwertyopolis 1.1

*wakes up in a daze*

Ugghhh... where am I?

*sees a cloudy image of the red base*

Wha-a-t? I guee-ees im red now..
*passes out again*

*wacthes as the reds carried Gauz back to the red base*
*looks at sniper rifle*
*looks at Gauz and the reds*
*shakes head and sits back whistling*

Aw, shit. Nate, did you have to be on my team?

Nocbl2 wrote:Okay... I'm a mercenary.
*runs behind base and takes up sniping position*
*Sets chain needler to single shot*

your fired *snipes Noc 4 times in the head*

WTF was that for? Nobody came, so I was a merc. *Converts back to blue team*
It doesn't matter, though.
*Takes off leg and shoulder armor*
They won't see the reflection.

*sees Noc as blue*

>.>

*converts back to nuetral and drives off in APC*

Yo Nate, join the reds...

We have sarge, grif, simmons, donut...

But I can kill you.
*shoots Guaz in the head*

*unseen by anyone I have managed to sneak up behind Noc and leaps on him with knife unsheated*
*stabs him in the shoulder then runs off to camp with Nate*

*sits at my home made underground base*
*opens the entrance for RX*
welcome back

*because I am inside the gaurded red base, is unafected by nocs attack...*

Nyuuhh!!!

*spawns*
*still nutral*
hmmmm.........
screw it...
*goes to request thread*

*walks up to grz*

Hey, you should join the reds..

*blows his face off*

Think about it..

Fuck you, RX.
*takes biofoam and fills up wound*
*puts plates back on*
Useless...but useful.
*makes base using the tools I have (qwerty, check pm)*

*wakes up*
"uggh why do I always miss this stuff"
*Walks around and picks up sniper rifle*
*See's gauz kill grz*
*looks through scope and snipes guaz in the leg, and arm*
*Walks up to him and beats him to death with butt of sniper rifle*
*Im neutral*

*snipes Death before he can shoot Gauz*

*Sees the round flying and the direction it hits to realize where nate is*
*shoots nate*

*I was using a silencer*
*Nocs shot misses horribly due to the fact that he couldnt have seen the bullet*
*snipes noc 5 times and snipes him 6 more times in the chest*

*sneaks out of hole and creeps towards Noc's dead body*
*sets body on fire then disappears again*

*Randomly come out of the middle of no where*
*Having no idea what this is or where i am*
*Stares around then take off rucksack and sets up picknick*

SIMMIONS!!!GRIFF time for a ride.

*is laying on the ground, bleeding, with needler spikes sticking out of my back*

*groans*

Hey, aren't these things supposed to exp-

*boom*

DISCLAIMER:

No Red vs Blue characters will be harmed in the making of this game.

Since they are all total idiots, the only way to do this is to keep them out of the game all-together.

*red team runs over qwerty with a warthog*

*Red team double runs over qwerty with puma, then shoots dead body*