Qwertyopolis 1.1

*snipes Dragoon from an unknown position*

*runs up and plants C4 on the RLR and just as fast is gone and back to nates position

So, who is on whos team?

*shrugs and walks back to base*

Typical, are we all free lanceres here?

most are but Noc and RZ are Blue

and Gauz and some other individuals are red

RX JB and I are a freelancer squad

and everyone else that i havnt mentioned are probably nuetral

Ach, laddie, you've got ta hrealize that there won't be ha way outta fra' here!

*gets back up with a headache*

Aww what the hell, that hurt!

*Thows weapons into side seat of ricecart*

Now lets see... *spawns a Radar-rifle*

Time to see where nate is *starts scanning the battlefeild with rifle*

oh and to make sure you dont shoot me *spawns a Boom shield (it counts as a weapon as you can also use ti to execute people)*

*equips boomsheild and cuts a small slit to just barely see through it*

*returns to base and quickly makes some radar jamming equipment out of a radio and a computer*

the force of the bullet wouldve ripped your head off even if your helmet somehow resisted the bullet

and you can only spawn weapons dragoon if you want a sheild you can ask for it in the request thread

*EMP's Dragoons suit causing him to fall down imobolized*
*takes off Dragoons helmet whil EMP'ing him constantly*
*shoots dragoon in the head multiple times*

*watches from afar*
ahh well this day is going excellent, i think ill go play WoW...
*walks into the computer room to see the computer and my favorite radio disassembled*
no.. NOO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *begins sobbing uncontrollably and runs into the corner and engages the fetal position*

Thats how i respawn Nate.. i get knocked down die and come back to life later.

*Get up at other side of the map* Damnit... he took my ricecart, and my suits fried...... someones gonna pay for this

*spawns a pistol and shoots civbase*

Ok now i feel better

JB wrote:*watches from afar*
ahh well this day is going excellent, i think ill go play WoW...
*walks into the computer room to see the computer and my favorite radio disassembled*
no.. NOO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *begins sobbing uncontrollably and runs into the corner and engages the fetal position*

dude you do know we have like a laptop 1 radio and two comps left lol

*takes the round to the right foot*

Hey! Why'd you do that?

Oh well...

*Infection form jumps on dragoon from behind*

*continues fighting on my left foot*

*Walks aimlessly around the map, kicking stones.*

*Randomly shoots plasma pistol against rocks ever so often*

*Suddenly notices a small building in the distance*

*Walks closer, evaiding a small firefight with CivBase hopping on one foot*

*Gets closer to building, noticing a sign*

It reads:
Welcome to blue base,
Noc and RZ live here!
Ps. The front door is open
Feel free to enter and not kill us.

*pulls face*

Oh well, its worth a shot to say hello, what harm could come?

*Knocks on door, it creeks open*

*Walk in to see noc on the sofa with his hands down his pants*

Erm...Hi my name JJ, i guess your Noc?

*watches JJ walk into base from security cameras*
And what's this chaps?
*calls nate's secret hotline from tank*
Hello I need to hire a hitman.

rzgrz wrote:*watches JJ walk into base from security cameras*
And what's this chaps?
*calls nate's secret hotline from tank*
Hello I need to hire a hitman.

*JJ continues to stare at Noc*

*noc replies with a simple smile*

*backing away i stumble onto my back to see a security camara*

Oh shit!

*gets up and runs for the exit*

*Suddenly remembers its only polite to leave a note to say you have been*

It reads:
Hello, i came to see what was going on here, hopeing if you had any jobs for a novice. But i ran into your teamate sitting on the sofa....Urgh i dont want to metion it. Anyway, so, yeh, Give us a buzz on my number*Number wrote on bottom of letter*

*sticks the note on the door and start to leave but stops to steal a sniper*

Well hello there.....

*Spins and pops all the IFs with concusion glove (weapon)*

Where the hell did the flood come from!?

*aims pistol and shoots civbase again*

no flood!!

rzgrz wrote:*watches JJ walk into base from security cameras*
And what's this chaps?
*calls nate's secret hotline from tank*
Hello I need to hire a hitman.

really now

and whats in it for me? I dont work cheap :twisted:

*loads sniper rifle and puts ghilie suit on while arming self with the radar jamming equipment*

*hears a click coming from dragoon's gun*

Haha, looks like you're out of ammo.

Oh... and I'd be careful about that carrier form behind you.

*walks away*

*wakes up in bush, runs back to Nates base*
Hitman you say?

*sees that the fucktard blues have their own plaque*

SOMEONE PUT UP A FUCKING WELCOME PLAQUE IN THE FRONT!

x Gauz x wrote:*sees that the fucktard blues have their own plaque*

SOMEONE PUT UP A FUCKING WELCOME PLAQUE IN THE FRONT!

damn it we dont nedd no plaque just a neon sign.

Yes! Neon bar signs are +100 for style points!

*puts them up*

Suck it blue!

*Pulls out shotgun*
I'm underground... but still, I guess I haven't used this for a while.
*runs off into the cliffs*
Nate, JB, plz dont kill me.

NEEEEOOOOONNNN

*touches the sign and is happy*