Qwertyopolis 1.1

Well, allow me to retort (+1 point to whomever guesses what movie this quote wqas from, and who said it..)

Qwerty, I did not realize that the weapons dissapear or are off-limits even thought they are there. You can start punishing people for doing this, I promise not to anymore.

Now, on the base thing. I realize that this is not fallout 3, but does that not mean I can still make a base based off of fallout 3? I didn't know that either, if I can't do that, then I won't anymore..

x Gauz x wrote:Well, allow me to retort (+1 point to whomever guesses what movie this quote wqas from, and who said it..)

every court movie ever made and a few others thrown in for fun

*Begins to search the city for debris*

*Manages to find an old rusted pistol in someones apartment with no ammo*

Well a lot of good this will do me... It might still intimidate someones i might as well hold onto it

*Goes into the subway system with makeshift crossbow and a kitchen knife to move closer to the pirate base*

*starts searching throughout the city for any sign of a pirate base*

*shakes hands with Hitler*

Well, this has been a wonderful talk Mr. Hitler. I'm glad we had it!

Remember our deal now.

*hands Hitler a small box*

Let us go to Munich!

*hops in an armored car with Hitler and grabs an AK47*

But this time... we will succeed.

*drives off*

um.... wtf civ?... hitler?

*looks in locker and hopes there's a scythe*

@BB- No, its from the movie Pulp Fiction and said by Samuel L. Jackson.

EVERYONE! Stop finding stuff! There is a request thread, and unless you request, you cannot find anything, okay?

@Civ- Qwerty already said that you can't be talking with hitler.. He said it is a dream, and since dreams don't affect the game, its pointless..

"Oh, nifty, a shotgun!"

*looks around looted gun store*

"Tim, you start working to get this counter top off, and we'll use it to barricade the door. I'll see if I can find anything to barricade the few windows."

*searches any side, back, or bath rooms in the gun store*

*surfaces nearby the pirate base and sees them loading a suit of armor into a hangar from a flatbed truck*

"intresting, a weapons cache probably"

*Sneaks up to perimeter wall and dispatches of the pirate guard with knife*

*takes Pistol off corpse, turns corner and fills another pirate guard with lead*

*throws down pistol and mounds knife on crossbow like a bayonette*

*Charges an investigating pirate and Guts him, the sound alerts the rest of the base witch starts pursing me Metal gear solid style*

*I run out to an alley between two wrecked buildings and fire a bolt into a following guard killing him within seconds*

*Runs into the hangar and starts grabbing weapons before more guards hang him*

"Jackpot!, wait.. how am i supposed to get out of here... hmm"

*grabs power armor and equips it, then grabs a pirate AK-47 off the rack. sets crossbow to a secondary weapon and transfers bayonette to AK-47*

Ok time to jump ship *hears pirates stirring outside*

*bolts through back door frantically trying to escape*

*covers dragoon with a sniper rifle*

*head shots seven pirates pursueing dragoon*

*starts going at the counter top with a crowbar*
"i got it off!"
*starts searching for nails to nail it up onto the door*

x Gauz x wrote:@BB- No, its from the movie Pulp Fiction and said by Samuel L. Jackson.

oh...

well I remember that scene though

ENGLISH MOTHAH FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT??

*Jumps off of roof and roars*
FUCKIN' PIRATES! YOU POISONED A BRUTE'S CPT. MORGAN!!
*Smashes pirates with hammer*
*throws knifes at pirates*

*puts on armor and an old leather jacket along with black sunglasses*

*another sandstorm appears on the horizon - 10 minutes till sandstorm hits*

*finds nails and boards up door*
"We got another hot one Rot!"

A dream?

*wakes up in Germany*

Hurray! Dreams do come true!

*hides with Tim and Rot*

"Ahh crap! Not again!"
runs towards closest building, gets inside and locks door behind myself*
*throws self behind couch*
*looks under couch*
"Ooh, Doughnuts!"
*eats old doughnut*

CivBase wrote:A dream?

*wakes up in Germany*

Hurray! Dreams do come true!

Well, since you seem so intent on going to Germany *sends civ to Germany*

*civ dies in less than 5 minutes as Germany is entirely covered in deadly radiation*

Wohoo! German mutants ftw!

Not another storm!

*Dispatches any remaining pirates left in the base and takes cover in the command center*

Ok time to wait out the punishment in style hehehe

RX wrote:Wohoo! German mutants ftw!

No. The radiation is so intense that there is no living thing (mutated or otherwise) left in Germany; or, for that matter, the rest of Europe (save Great Britan, but's that's not important right now since you guys have no way of getting there atm).

*gets to house and locks down the metal covers for the doors and windows*