Qwertyopolis 1.1

*Finishes crossbow and takes a sniping position on the top of the hotel*

now this is why i prefer the hotel!

*uses a makeshift scope made from reading glasses and plastic cups and glass cups to take aim at the pirates*

*loads ammo*

OK lets see... the one shooting like an idiot with the rpg dies first

*launches arrow at the APC witch drives itself into thew frontal plate alerting the pirates*

!!! not good!

*aims and fires again killing the one with the RPG*

*takes cover before they manage to open fire on the roof*

whew

*shoots the pirate sniper in the back of the head and in the chest 3 times*

*takes his sniper and snipes the last two pirates*

KILL THE PIRATES!!

THEY BE STEALIN' OUR CAPTAINS!!

*Picks up a pirate, throws him on the ground, and rips him apart*
*Takes M1*
*Pirates watch me with fear*
*shoots the rest of the pirates around me*

*finds some captain morgan on one of the dead pirates*

"now that's more like it!"

BBJynne wrote:*finds some captain morgan on one of the dead pirates*

"now that's more like it!"

AYE!!!*blast pirates with shotgun*

*runs and steals RPG with ammo aswell*
"I call Dibs!"

Nocbl2 wrote:Hey look, my armor's chest piece and helmet!
*Puts on armor*
DNM, get out. I am NOT your mom!

abandoned by my own mum, what has this world come to?

It be abandoned, mon!

*glug glug glug*

BBJynne wrote:It be abandoned, mon!

*glug glug glug*

"Pass me some captain Morgan bro, we live another day!"
*Takes a couple... hundred shots of captain morgan*
"MOOOOOOOm *hic* where r u"
*Falls over onto ground into a drunken slumber*

"got a little to much... capt. in joo?"

*walks back to my house*

*sets up communications in the basement by taking computers generators radios and TV's from the local shops*

*finishes making metal seals on all doors and windows*

BBJynne wrote:"got a little to much... capt. in joo?"

" Nooooo *hic* I do.. *hic* dont has enough yet.."
*takes another shot*

I havent abandoned you... I was just killing pirates!
*takes a shot, even though I'm not 21*
I love being in an abandoned city!

*takes AK-74u, RPG*
*finds a large building and begins making a base based of galaxy news station (fallout 3)*

I'd comment on how hilarious it is that qwerty repeatedly tells us that we can't specifically say "I find <enteritemhere>" and has even punished us for doing so with the sandstorm and stuff, and people still are doing it.

Hey qwerty, did I find a house or something to hide in, by the way? If so, I'd like to search it for any proper weapons. Start in the kitchen. Worse comes to worse, I'll tape kitchen knives to chair legs. I assume I can find that sort of stuff in a house.

At least rot can read. Tell you what, since you're the only one who seems to pay attention *rot finds SPAS 12 shotgun; oh, and you find an old brick building that used to be a gun store, but has since been looted*

And as for the rest of you *the Captain Morgan turns out to be poinsoned with oil (the pirates used them for Molotovs), so anyone who drank it is going to be, quote, "Sick as a dog"*

Oh, and lets not forget *the vehicle that the pirates came in (a pickup truck) explodes, raining flaming debris (I was going to let you guys have it, but not now)*

And *deletes all the weapons scavenged off the pirates*

And gauz, THIS IS NOT FALLOUT 3 (capitalized for emphasis not screaming).

Rotaretilbo wrote:I'd comment on how hilarious it is that qwerty repeatedly tells us that we can't specifically say "I find <enteritemhere>" and has even punished us for doing so with the sandstorm and stuff, and people still are doing it.

yeah, because that rule sucks (except when dealing with stuff like super weapons or portal guns)

Okay... I search the hotel's kitchen for a broom, and look outside for a rock. Can I look in the house's droors for tape?

You don't need my permission to look for things.

And, once again, you cannot just "find" armor, weapons and vehicles. Random things like tape and chairs are ok.

Okay...
*searches for armor*

capn qwerty wrote:You don't need my permission to look for things.

And, once again, you cannot just "find" armor, weapons and vehicles. Random things like tape and chairs are ok.

I can haz.... chairs?

capn qwerty wrote: Random things like tape and chairs are ok.

and cpt. morgan

Rotaretilbo wrote:I'd comment on how hilarious it is that qwerty repeatedly tells us that we can't specifically say "I find <enteritemhere>" and has even punished us for doing so with the sandstorm and stuff, and people still are doing it.

Hey qwerty, did I find a house or something to hide in, by the way? If so, I'd like to search it for any proper weapons. Start in the kitchen. Worse comes to worse, I'll tape kitchen knives to chair legs. I assume I can find that sort of stuff in a house.

I paid attention. When you said that we couldn't find stuff i deleted it and then when the pirates came i just hid in whatever building Rot had found.

*all of my things dissapear that i found that were apparently not there in the first place*

*walks to the truck debree and fashions some metal shraplnel to a metal pole*

*also takes most of the truck parts back to my house/base*