Qwertyopolis 1.1

Hey dragoon, is my shotgun in there?

capn qwerty wrote:

RX wrote:Wohoo! German mutants ftw!

No. The radiation is so intense that there is no living thing (mutated or otherwise) left in Germany; or, for that matter, the rest of Europe (save Great Britan, but's that's not important right now since you guys have no way of getting there atm).

My beautifull Norway...
I hate you :suspect:

Well there is a few shotguns in here, after the sandstorm you can take a look.

I say we reinforce the pirate base guys, its already got an armory a barracks, medical supplies food and a pickup truck. Seam like a blessing to me!

*Goes to the indoor shooting range and pratices with a pirate's AK-47*

*looks for Thunder Strike shotgun in bunker/base thing*

*finds stuff in a random mailbox*

Finally!

* equips everything, readies deagles*

Back to buisness..

*wakes up in a tube*

What's this?

*tube opens and I am released into a sterile room and instructed to put on a chem suit*
*gas hisses from around a big door in the room and the door opens*
*men in chem suits come up to me with little scanners and start scanning me*
*green light appears on the scanners*
*is lead to a meeting room and notices that everyone is in chem suits*
*Hitler is in meeting room*

Hitler: Good to see you made a full recovery. We almost couldn't revive you. Now, about our deal...



Face it qwerty, you cannot win!

Really, are you ready to make such claims, Civ?
-Rot

Why the heck would I have a deal with you Civ?

Rot, IT'S ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you sure?
-Rot

*storms the Munich Beer Hall with Hitler and succeeds in overthrowing the government*

"Now that that's done..."

*turns to Hitler*

*levels my AK-47 with his face*

Hitler: Nanu? Wir haben einen Handel!

"Sorry man, but me not killing you after was never outlined."

Hitler: Ach...Schieß

*AK-47 is not loaded*

Soldier: Was?!

*soldier fires and kills CivBase*

...

Civbase, that was stupid, but rather interesting..

*starts curving the bullet on some somalian pirates*

Yes. Very interesting. :twisted:

*walks into a nearby shop looking for supplies*
*Civs old raptor drives by the shop window*
what the.....
*the masked driver pulls out a rocket launcher*
oh Shi- *the shop is engulfed in flames and is shaken by a big explosion*
*lays lifeless on the floor*

*kills the last of the pirates, only to hear a loud explosion*
What the fu-
*is cut off by a military hummer plowing through the walls*
*loud music is emnating from it, as well as gunfire*

*starts shooting the hummer with dual desert eagles*

*comes out of hummer and looks at gaux* come with me if you want to live

*Hammers Onyxknight and shoots him in the head*
No.

*CivBase remains dead*

Really, I don't know why you thought that if you posted a picture, that would make it harder for me to edit your post...
-Rot

I didn't. But it's so much easier to re-type
-Civ

.. Ok civbase quit it V.v this is getting anoyying.

*wakes up*
*Looks around and see bodies everywhere*
*Yawns and rubs eyes*
"Why didnt some one wake me up?"
*picks up a pistol and starts to look for friendly survivors*

*starts following onyx*

*defibs Onyx*
*shoots pirates*

@ RX: Blame Russia.

*(last chance civ) civ wakes up in the pirate base*

And guys, you know you have more than one life again.

I am well aware of that

*continues with the following of onyx*

*ets back in hummer and drives to attack pirates*

*Runs into pirates*
*Ducks and fires at them*
*Jumps into building for cover then fires again at the rest of pirate killing them*
*Reloads*

Pirate bay?

*captures a pirate ship and sails out to open sea while firing on the other ships before they can get off the docks and follow me*