Qwertyopolis 1.1

Ahh...
*begins staring the box to death*

*just follows rzg and does what he says*

Rotaretilbo wrote:Frankly, I don't understand how you guys got on the Term Limits, since it never landed...

I was on it really long ago... I can't remember how I got there though.

ok well lets um well get all the rum...... out.... and put your pet in there and uh ya you do something with it and ill stand guard.
*blast the oncomming flood*

Dare I ask what you have in mind by "do something with it"?

*ties a leash to the flood pet and ties the leash to the back of rzg's tank*

So... how about you drive and shoot the big gun while I stand up in the little hole at the top of the tank, risking my life in the process, and do my best to line up some unlikely shots that will do almost no damage compared to the humongous cannon sticking out of this giant, armored death-machine?

Flood or Elites.... hmmmmmm
*gets into the ventalation systems and works way to the Orbital control room*

There are no enemies on the Orbital section of the map; however, the temperature is steadily rising due to the plasma bombardment.

hmmm....*leaves orbital and lands on snad box with an infection form attacking my face*

*Sees rzgrz's tank and runs toward it*
HEY! HELP!
*pulls out shotgun and blasts 10 Flood*
Shit, shit SH1T!!

*closes bulkheads while in the elevator room to stem the plasma heat from going to the elevator room*

*guards the lift from incoming flood*

Well Rot, somehow Civ made Term Limit's land, but he was crushed by the loading ramp. So I mosyed my way on up the ramp, and now I am in the airship..

Is there a kitchen aboard?

so what are you gonna do with your pet... remember he's carrying the box..
*turns cannon toward Noc to see 19 flood that resemble cives pet lining up*
*sees bald man with mik walk over the the tank*
*sees cives pet line up with the others*
"Today no deal or no de"
*boom*
Shut the fuck up dude...... come here boy....
*grabs cives pet putting it into the bunker and flames the 19 flood forms*

Well what thell are you looking at? im tired of his deal or no deal crap.
*gets into tank again and locks all bulk heads shooting down two transports*
damn them elites.

Aww... I like that show.

*opens ramp to Term Limits (while it's still flying fyi), and Sparta-kicks gauz off it, after handing him a parachute*

*red button appears on mystery box*

*Orbital begins to loose structural integrity*

*presses big red button*

*runs up behind civ and yells "SURPRISE!"*

*elevator buckles and collapses; Orbital falls to Sandbox and smashes the ground open; all the sand starts spiraling down the hole in whirlpool fashon; everyone is sucked down the proverbial "drain"; I fly the Term Limits in after everyone*

Oh damn...

bastard

*falls*
*ninja stuff spawns on me*
IM AH NINJAH!
*does uber-ninja stuff and lands on top of Term Limits for a smooth ride to the bottom*

*opens parachute*

Thanks for the chute Qwerty!

*lands on Term Limit's with RX*

*stabs Gauz*
*sees Gauz fall over the edge and into the hole*

WTF??? AHHHHHHH THE RUM WILL SAVE US!!!
*Empties barrels and makes wings and rutter and attatches to tank*

told you....
*gliding down the spiral hole*

*3...2...1...Respawns*

Fuck you RX! Ill get you for that!

*Is sucked into sand vortex*

*everyone (except me) spawns, with nothing but their armor/clothes, on a platform floating over a black void, and with some random NPC already there*

NPC: Ah! Wait, are you real? Finaly! After all this time, someone has come to rescue me! Hahaha! *he yells into the void* You here that, bitches?! I'm getting out of here!!! *laughs crazily* (I know he's anoying, but he serves a purpose, so don't kill him)