Qwertyopolis 1.1

*sleeps*

*wander aimlessly with heavy backpack full of equipment*
man this place is boring... its a forest AND i have no weapons so if i get attacked on any occasion im boned...
WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF!

*gets a sufficient amount of wood*
*parks and makes a campfire*

*sees smoke in the distance*
well i guess ill head that way
its either some1 who knows where im at...
or its a house on fire >.>
either way im going that way
*thinks to self* gotta stop monologing
???: ya u do
O_o

Tree's will grow back pretty much instantly after being cut down, but will never exceed their original size.

No one is going to be attacking anyone, Jake, so you can relax.

What do you mean by that, civ?

*spawns mystery box at the base of the treehouse (box is indestructible, unmovable, unopenable, and unclaimable)*

*spawns medium-thick fog*

I mean that him having an APC gets rid of the creativity of devising his own ride. But... it doesn't really matter, so long as it doesn't have guns.

O.O YAYS!!!! tought even though my sister keeps me off the computer most of the time >.> *uses portal gun to make 2 portals across from eachother and after while i get sick.

*sets solar panels up*

*stops in a new location (more or less my permanant one)*

*unpacks all furnature and sets it up in APC*

*starts another camp fire and relaxes*

*looks at the hill across from mine and sees Nate*

*sigh*
Neighbors....
*grabs a tray of cookies and starts walking over to Nate's camp*

well wat now
*hears whistling sound as i look up*
OH.. MY.. GOD... No fucken way!
*APC hits the ground barely missing me*
O_o *looks both ways to make sure no1 is nearby*
*empties pants*
WELP lets get rolling *throws equipment into new home and begins driving off to a tree cluster in the distance*

Ok, I'm a bit lost. Did Jake just steal nates APC?

no jake asked for an APC too

*gets to Nate's camp*
It appears as though you are new in town, so I figured I'd be a good neighbor and make you some cookies.
*gives Nate the cookies*

*steals nates homecoming cookies* mine *shoots portal into ground infornt of me and another across the river and close the first one after i exit the portal* opps....damn i went brain dead that moment.

Wait a minute?.. eh?

*standing on top of tank*

we can't attack anyone? ... eh? well then why do I have this tank?.... EH?

*gets in tank and starts knocking down the endless trees for fire*

I think you mean "steals", onyx.

You can't attack anyone yet ;)





Ah, and something I forgot *spawns self in treehouse* *spawns Caisey (Cay-see, not Ca-see you retards) in treehouse mainframe*

Code:

Ah, it's good to be home.

didn't i just knock this tree down?

*runs over it again and watches it spawn again*

Damn this never ending forrest. wheres qwerty and his tree house.

*goes and finds qwertyhouse*

Onyxknight wrote:*steals nates homecoming cookies* mine *shoots portal into ground infornt of me and another across the river and close the first one after i exit the portal* opps....damn i went brain dead that moment.

Forgetting something?

*uses my portal to do the same thing, then knocks onyx unconscious and gives the cookies back to Nate*

Your mother makes the best cookies. *halo appears above BB's hair*

Fine...
*gives BB a cookie*

I know. That's because I killed her.

(btw, I was thinking more along the lines of pre-game lobby than YGOTAS but w/e)

*closes all mini bulkheads for my APC*

*locks the APC down and sleeps*

*watches nate sleep*
theres something wrong with me

The treehouse is in the exact center of the map.

Civ, your's and onyx's portal guns are on different frequencies, and the portals are even different colors. So your portals don't cancel his out, and his are black and white instead of blue and orange.

WTH is YGOTAS?

Jake, none of that.

Oh and, good news! Tomarow the safties are off and weapons will be usable (and you can start killing each other again)! But I'd better not find the place on fire and or destroyed when I log in that day. Oh, and the treehouse is a neautral zone; no killing in there, and weapons won't work inside it either (so no camping up in the treehouse taking potshots at the passer-byers). And there's a shield around it to, so people on the ground can't rip the place to shreds.

There's also a garage at the base of the tree and rooms in the house part, so your vehicles and person will be safe while you're offline.