Qwertyopolis 1.1

But if he ate your face and you put a shotty up to his gut, are you trying to shoot your face? Because if you are, I can show you a much easier way to do it...

"YOU'RE NEXT!"

*is watching this happen through a sniper scope*

*dissapears into the woods for longer periods of time*

Hmm...
Well, one of my skills is sniping... time I put it to use :twisted:
*disappears into the woods*
Time for a hunt...

edit: ignore

*is in a ghilie suit and main skill is sniping*

*cannot be spotted by civ*

*simply ignores Civ*

Who says I was hunting for you?

Well, alright then.

*wipes map clear of everything*

*drops everyone in a massive room with sky blue walls and cieling and grass green floor*

Well, have it then.

qwerty can i keep my ghiliesuit and sniper rifle?

*wanders around the room aimlessly*

You can keep the suit, but no weapons for now.

so all we have is grass and dirt?

*eats dirt*

"tastes like liberty!"

*is standing in the middle of the open area in UNSC armor*
Umm.... can we have a treehouse? I think there's a storm brewing...
*looks up at the glass ceiling*

Ah, but did I say grass and dirt? Or glass?

No no. Just floor. And walls. And cieling.

But yea *spawns treehouse from original The Room*

Yay!
*pelican shadow appears where I'm standing*
"SPECIAL DELIVERY"

*all of my supplies are dropped on me from above*
I hate FedEx....

*begins to set up camp*

ummm... can we get a lake? and some trees? and maybe a random bird or two?

Oh... and a sun would be nice *room is pitch-black*

*drives off in APC*

*wonders where Nate got an APC*

Oh well....

*plugs the laptop into the generator so it can charge*

*grabs a handfull of scrap metal and the blow torch and gets to work*

Oh yeah, forgot about that.

*transforms landscape to look like the inside of the Onyx Shield world core room thing (the name escapes me) and hangs a mini-sun from the highest point*

Anyone tries to mess with the sun, they get their stuff deleted.

Oh, and the tree house is still there too. Right in the center of the room, on a medium-sized hill, with a stream running around the base of the hill.

hmmm....
*looks up right before the sun appears*
AAAAHHGGGGGGGG!!! MY EYES!!!!!!

*modifies sun to that you don't get blinded when you look at it*

That's okay *puts on sunglasses*

Oh, almost forgot *spawns apple, pear, orange, bannana, pinapple, oak, maple, birch, elm, pine and ceadar trees, and spreads them accross map*

And onyx, for overseeing Qwertyopolis while I was away, you will recieve 2 rewards: whenever I am gone for a period of over 3 days, or when I say that I will be away for awhile, you will be in charge of Qwertyopolis.

And second, you get a PORTAL gun.

Hmmm...
Do I still have mine?

Yes.

*stops APC and and picks a few apples*

(Civ he said i could my APC in the request thread [no offence but look before you question])

oh and question will the trees grow back if cut down for wood?

*eyes birch tree*

Alright then.... so much for being creative.


*throws my unfinished creation into my tent*
*fires a portal in the middle of my camp*
*walks over to the nearby woods and starts gathering food, leaves, and wood, tossing them through the portal to my camp as I go along*