Qwertyopolis 1.1

*starts digging burrow*

Great, BB thinks he's a mole again!

capn qwerty wrote:Civ, your's and onyx's portal guns are on different frequencies, and the portals are even different colors. So your portals don't cancel his out, and his are black and white instead of blue and orange.

I know (well, obviously not the colors)... I just followed him with my gun.

capn qwerty wrote:Oh and, good news! Tomarow the safties are off and weapons will be usable (and you can start killing each other again)!

And this is good new how?

capn qwerty wrote:But I'd better not find the place on fire and or destroyed when I log in that day.

Awww....

capn qwerty wrote:Oh, and the treehouse is a neautral zone; no killing in there,

capn qwerty wrote:and weapons won't work inside it either (so no camping up in the treehouse taking potshots at the passer-byers).

You kill fun...

capn qwerty wrote:And there's a shield around it to, so people on the ground can't rip the place to shreds.

Seriously... you do....

capn qwerty wrote:There's also a garage at the base of the tree and rooms in the house part, so your vehicles and person will be safe while you're offline.

I hate you.

*gets more wood and stores it in APC*

*locks APC Down with me inside of it*

*sleeps inside of APC*

*sees jake looking through the windsheild*

*waqlks to the front of the APC and blocks out the wind sheilds temporarily*

:'( ... bastard
*goes and begins collecting supplies stealthily*

Ummm... hai!

*grabs a stick and starts whacking Jake*

I'm suprised there hasn't been any weapons fire yet. What are you guys, asleep?

Well, this'll wake you up *spawns medium-sized meteor hurtling towards the lake (did I forget to mention there's a lake? Well, it's about a mile and 1/2 from the treehouse); meteor make sonic boom right before impact; impact causes tremors and flooding (flooding is just around the lake)*

hmmmmm you want some fireing?

*rears canon around to nates APC*
*fires at nate*
hmmm..... anyone wants to go?
*drives around town blwing up houses and such*

*sleeps through the impact*

*butterfly lands on my nose*
RAWR!!!!!!!
*jumps up and sees rzg firing at Nate*

Hmmm... I should help Nate....





















Nah.
*goes into the tent and comes out with some scrap metal and my welder and goes to work again*

*fires new laser type X-M8 at civ but i miss and set his tent on fire*

o.O

*pelican labeled "FedEx" drops down at my camp and drops my hog down by it*
Late as always....

*gets in the drivers seat*
Hey onyx, come here, I have a present for you!
*shifts into drive and floors it, aiming to hit Onyx*

*dodeges like i do in icecream man*

*fishtails and nails Onyx with the back of my hog*

*crys in pain then mans up and shoots civs tires out*

Ah, that's better.

And doesn't anyone care about the meteor?

*spawns*

"where am I? no wait, who am I? and wtf is that?"

*points to meteor*
*realizes no one sees me cause im behind a building*

who needs a meteor..... wait hmmmmm judging by the size times 10 divide... square that.......exponent that...... speed equals that...... and divide by that... ok the equation reads out to a conclusion that part of the city will be destroyed and the forest..... welllllll.... yea anyways....
*starts shoooting rounds at meteor*
wait a minute... wheres my upgrade shot... oh there it is...
*loads a v2 into chamber and fires causing meteor to split in two*

wwell thats not suposed to hapen.

*Lord Pheonix spawns in



Yo


*looks up at two gigantic meteors hurtling towards earth

















*Lord Pheonix has teleported out of the game

theres just no point

*throws grenade on ground*
*it explodes*
*spawns*

ah wtf come on

*is no where near RZ there fore he cant even find me and kill me*

and who even said you could have the tank?

if so *gets old APC that was out fitted with weapons*

a Meteor you say well *Enters system with my Sova class carrier* you have 2 options leave the planet or i blow it [the meteor] up

So that's what a Sova Carrier is. *deletes Sova Carrier*

And what are you all freaking out about? The meteor hit the lake and caused tremors and minor flooding; and it hit, like, 2 days ago.

*running around in circles*

"WTF is that voice?! ... At least its telling me good stuff and not that a meteor is coming, but that it came."

*falls down and passes out from running around in circles for so long*

*grabs lidz hand and hauls him upright; slaps him until he wakes up; upon lidz waking up, I say, "Dude, I've been standing over there *points to where lidz was running* for the past half hour."

*spawns M60*