Re: Choose your own adventure

by **BBJynne** Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:48 pm

you turned it into paste, there's not much more to but done with that.

by tiny tim Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:51 pm

A) Go to the pet store to buy a ferret, non-talking, take it to a secluded place no one will find you and then do unspeakable things to it.

by **BBJynne** Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:53 pm

> you are just exiting the coffee shop when you see police officers down the road. due to your bloody appearance, you are sure they would arrest or question you if they see you. you can see the brothel you previously visited, a grocery, and a back ally.

A) Attack! Fight! Kill!
B) Duck into the alley and see were it leads.
C) Enter the brothel.
D) Enter the grocery.
E) Bring the coffee shop manager with you (manager is still alive) [goes with any of the above]

by **BBJynne** Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:54 pm

@ tim, no

by tiny tim Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:55 pm

fine.

F) If the manager is female take her to a secluded spot and do unspeakable things to her. If male, turn him into the cop framing him for your actions.

by PiEdude Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:56 pm

by dragoon9105 Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:44 pm

by Nocbl2 Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:03 pm

C + E

by **Angatar** Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:17 pm

by **BBJynne** Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:06 pm

> your indecision causes you to hesitate. the police officers see you and advance quickly, telling you to drop your weapon and put your hands in the air.

A) Attack! Fight! Kill!
B) Duck into the alley and see were it leads.
C) Enter the brothel.
D) Enter the grocery.

by tiny tim Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:08 pm

by dragoon9105 Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:10 pm

by Death no More Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:52 am

by Nocbl2 Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:01 am

by **BBJynne** Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:09 am

This one is becoming increasingly difficult for me to update

SERVER: RESTART

YOU ARE IN ICECROWN.
YOU SEE TWO JORMUNGAR WORMS.
THEY HAVE NO SOCKS.
THEIR MOUTHS ARE MENACING.
OBVIOUS EXITS ARE:
CRIMSON FLAME, FALLOUT BUNKER, OFF A CLIFF
AND JORMUNGAR WORMS' ULTIMATE COLISEUM

ESCAPE IS FUTILE AND NON-DESIRABLE!
RUN, JUMP, CLIMB AND DRINK YOUR WAY
THROUGH AN ARENA OF FUN
WITH NOT ONE, BUT TWO JORMUNGAR WORMS!
HAVE AN AWESOME SLEEPOVER WITH
TWO JORMUNGAR WORMS OR DIE!

by tiny tim Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:39 am

RUN, JUMP, CLIMB AND DRINK YOUR WAY
THROUGH AN ARENA OF FUN
WITH NOT ONE, BUT TWO JORMUNGAR WORMS!
HAVE AN AWESOME SLEEPOVER WITH
TWO JORMUNGAR WORMS

by **BBJynne** Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:35 pm

you just copied what I said

by tiny tim Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:45 pm

That is my decision.

by **BBJynne** Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:57 pm

That wasn't a choice.

by tiny tim Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:35 pm

but the arena of fun Sad

by **BBJynne** Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:01 pm

You are seated in a fully loaded passenger aircraft (747) which is flying over Texas when a large Indian man stands up and pulls out what appears to be a rubber band and a pen.

a. jump up and punch his face.
b. remain seated.
c. throw yourself from the plane through one of the emergency exits
d. go to the restroom
e. applaud

by kslidz Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:50 pm

other: take your penis out, the rubber band is obviously to slow the blood flow so the orgasm lasts longer.

by Nocbl2 Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:09 pm

option C!

by **Rotaretilbo** Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:14 am

by Onyxknight Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:19 pm

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