Choose your own adventure

D

In other words, when choosing combinations, do this
ex> A and C

D

G) A while E

> the narrator is lazy, so a sand worm appears at the rear of the plane, and yes, it's mature and full sized.

A) use the parachute to kill more people
B) jump out of the plane and fall to the ocean below
C) Attack! Fight! Kill!
D) use duct tape
E) continue dancing
F) try to get into the cockpit
G) RUN FOR YOU LIIIIFEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F

> you duct tape the sandworm's mouth shut, but the plane can't take the weight of the massive beast, and begins to fall.

(same options as before, along with just making shit up)

G

> you grab the sandworm by its giant sandy balls and hurl it from the plane. It drowns in the ocean below. You wipe your hands of filth upon the parachute, and notice fleeing people.
Because you are totally brilliant, have a plan. You run after the fleeing people and cast your chute like a net, bringing one of them in. Using the duct tape, you seal the person's limbs and throw him in a corner.

A) execution
B) parachute fight
C) sleep
D) use duct tape

D

> you take the duct tape in your hands, and tower over your captive passenger. You slowly, menacingly pull a strip from the roll. The prisoner whimpers in fear, so you grin evilly. As the strip of tape is disconnected from its mother roll by your powerful fingers, it creates a noise that can only be compared to the sound of Mr. T flying a helicopter through a thunderstorm.

you stick the strip, adhesive side down, on your prisoner's hairy shin, and press it on before ripping it off swiftly. Your victim screams in agony.

A) execution
B) parachute fight
C) sleep
D) use duct tape
E) torture

B

C

D: can we fix the plane now that we can get the duct tape to work?

This plane has been falling for a while. I don't assume it is at a safe height to jump.

D
Get these mother fucking snakes, off this MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE!

A

c

E

The plane explodes and you die because Gauz was bitching about the lack of updates.

Reset?

Wow. Thats all I can say. Nice BB.

Reset:

You are in church. The preacher's message has been going on for 40 minutes, and because you are a combination off all the forum members, you don't agree with what he's saying. This makes you annoyed, and bored. The people around you are intently listening, or so they seem. They could be demons.

Inventory: 2 feet of plastic wrap, 12 pennies, snake's head, red bandana, coat hanger, jar of live beetles, loudspeaker, cat o' nine tails, laser-sighted flintlock rifle

A) Leave quietly
B) Endure
C) Choke yourself
D) Attack! Fight! Kill! (the preacher)

D

D