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Post by Ukurse on Tue May 05, 2009 12:51 am

I am The Pwnage, Bitches!
~ Pure Pwnage
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Post by TNine on Tue May 05, 2009 5:20 am

"When i tell you to shoot your mother, what do you feel!"
"Recoil, Sir!"
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Post by thane321 on Tue May 05, 2009 12:26 pm

TNine wrote:"When i tell you to shoot your mother, what do you feel!"
"Recoil, Sir!"
lol



look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?

a picture of me?

no the definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
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Post by Cheese on Tue May 05, 2009 12:41 pm

thane321 wrote:
TNine wrote:"When i tell you to shoot your mother, what do you feel!"
"Recoil, Sir!"
lol



look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?

a picture of me?

no the definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

And my dictionary doesn't have fucking pictures in it!

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Post by thane321 on Tue May 05, 2009 12:43 pm

Cheese wrote:
thane321 wrote:
TNine wrote:"When i tell you to shoot your mother, what do you feel!"
"Recoil, Sir!"
lol



look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?

a picture of me?

no the definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

And my dictionary doesn't have fucking pictures in it!
person one: if you look up stupid in the dictionary there's a picture of you

person 2: well, i wasn't the one looking up idiot in the dictionary.



"i heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. "
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Post by Untamed Reign on Tue May 05, 2009 1:32 pm

This isnt really a quote. . . just a minorly racist joke.

"Hey man, what do you call a black doctor? . . . . . a doctor you fucking racist!"

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Post by thane321 on Tue May 05, 2009 2:05 pm

Untamed Reign wrote:This isnt really a quote. . . just a minorly racist joke.

"Hey man, what do you call a black doctor? . . . . . a doctor you fucking racist!"

works better as: what do you call a black man driving a plane? a pilot you racist.
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Post by Cheese on Tue May 05, 2009 2:06 pm

No i take it back

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Post by thane321 on Tue May 05, 2009 2:35 pm

"he followed me down the street yelling "punish me! punish me!""

"god whatever happened to him?"

"well he pulled that on Rorschach and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft."


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Post by KristallNacht on Tue May 05, 2009 5:15 pm

thane321 wrote:

works better as: what do you call a black man driving a plane?

grand theft aero
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Post by Vigil on Tue May 05, 2009 6:45 pm

KristallNacht wrote:"I just can't get over how fast they are, I'm calling zombie bullshit on that, hehe"

+1 internets to whomever can name the game and level and area and character of that line

Since nobody answered this, I'll do it.

Zoe, Left 4 Dead, in the elevator of the 4th level of No Mercy, 'The Hospital'

+ 1 Internets plzzzzzz.

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Post by Cheese on Wed May 06, 2009 3:49 am

I said that...

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Post by Vigil on Wed May 06, 2009 7:38 am

I was more specific.

I said which level it was.

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Post by CivBase on Wed May 06, 2009 12:37 pm

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son."

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Post by Angatar on Wed May 06, 2009 2:04 pm

"I broke the rubber in your mother and now you have a little brother."
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Post by Yam Head on Thu May 07, 2009 2:00 pm

"Ill never work for you count!"

"Oh dont be so boring. Everyone who says that dies."
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Post by thane321 on Thu May 07, 2009 3:05 pm

'this is the first time our form has worked together'

our form group has been the same throughout year 7-11,

this was whilst putting up achristmas tree we stole from the french block and chucked in another classroom, lol Razz


it's so funeh what we do at the end of Y11 Very Happy
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Post by Yam Head on Fri May 08, 2009 1:27 pm

Suprise Attacks.
Because no one sees the pool shrak coming...

So and guy and a monkey walk into a bar...well I forget the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore

on a sign: Do not feed or molest the ducks

If I dont come back it was because I was eaten by a velociraptor
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Post by Ukurse on Fri May 08, 2009 1:43 pm

thane321 wrote:'this is the first time our form has worked together'

our form group has been the same throughout year 7-11,

this was whilst putting up achristmas tree we stole from the french block and chucked in another classroom, lol Razz


it's so funeh what we do at the end of Y11 Very Happy
What does the 7 stand for?
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Post by Zaki90 on Fri May 08, 2009 7:27 pm

"Wake up Dr.Freeman...
Wake up and smell the ashes..."

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Post by Ukurse on Sat May 09, 2009 6:07 am

Zaki90 wrote:"Wake up Dr.Freeman...
Wake up and smell the ashes..."
Gman FTW!
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Post by capn qwerty on Sat May 09, 2009 7:44 am

"Hi I'm a Marvel."

"And I'm the Joker."

"Well, can't argue with that logic. I'll se you later."
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"Here hold this."

"Hold what?" *pain*
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Post by thane321 on Sat May 09, 2009 9:59 am

"man who dreams of eating giant marshmellow wakes up with no pillow"
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Post by Vigil on Sun May 10, 2009 7:58 am

'POWEEEEEEEER! UNLIMITEEEEEEED POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!'

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Post by capn qwerty on Sun May 10, 2009 2:45 pm

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you challenges, stick a 6 ft sword in it!" - Kirbopher
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