Awesome Quotes

I am The Pwnage, Bitches!
~ Pure Pwnage

"When i tell you to shoot your mother, what do you feel!"
"Recoil, Sir!"

TNine wrote:"When i tell you to shoot your mother, what do you feel!"
"Recoil, Sir!"

lol



look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?

a picture of me?

no the definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

thane321 wrote:

TNine wrote:"When i tell you to shoot your mother, what do you feel!"
"Recoil, Sir!"

lol



look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?

a picture of me?

no the definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

And my dictionary doesn't have fucking pictures in it!

Cheese wrote:

thane321 wrote:

TNine wrote:"When i tell you to shoot your mother, what do you feel!"
"Recoil, Sir!"

lol



look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?

a picture of me?

no the definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

And my dictionary doesn't have fucking pictures in it!

person one: if you look up stupid in the dictionary there's a picture of you

person 2: well, i wasn't the one looking up idiot in the dictionary.



"i heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. "

This isnt really a quote. . . just a minorly racist joke.

"Hey man, what do you call a black doctor? . . . . . a doctor you fucking racist!"

Untamed Reign wrote:This isnt really a quote. . . just a minorly racist joke.

"Hey man, what do you call a black doctor? . . . . . a doctor you fucking racist!"

works better as: what do you call a black man driving a plane? a pilot you racist.

No i take it back

"he followed me down the street yelling "punish me! punish me!""

"god whatever happened to him?"

"well he pulled that on Rorschach and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft."

thane321 wrote:

works better as: what do you call a black man driving a plane?

grand theft aero

KristallNacht wrote:"I just can't get over how fast they are, I'm calling zombie bullshit on that, hehe"

+1 internets to whomever can name the game and level and area and character of that line

Since nobody answered this, I'll do it.

Zoe, Left 4 Dead, in the elevator of the 4th level of No Mercy, 'The Hospital'

+ 1 Internets plzzzzzz.

I said that...

I was more specific.

I said which level it was.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son."

^^

"I broke the rubber in your mother and now you have a little brother."

"Ill never work for you count!"

"Oh dont be so boring. Everyone who says that dies."

'this is the first time our form has worked together'

our form group has been the same throughout year 7-11,

this was whilst putting up achristmas tree we stole from the french block and chucked in another classroom, lol


it's so funeh what we do at the end of Y11

Suprise Attacks.
Because no one sees the pool shrak coming...

So and guy and a monkey walk into a bar...well I forget the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore

on a sign: Do not feed or molest the ducks

If I dont come back it was because I was eaten by a velociraptor

thane321 wrote:'this is the first time our form has worked together'

our form group has been the same throughout year 7-11,

this was whilst putting up achristmas tree we stole from the french block and chucked in another classroom, lol


it's so funeh what we do at the end of Y11

What does the 7 stand for?

"Wake up Dr.Freeman...
Wake up and smell the ashes..."

Zaki90 wrote:"Wake up Dr.Freeman...
Wake up and smell the ashes..."

Gman FTW!

"Hi I'm a Marvel."

"And I'm the Joker."

"Well, can't argue with that logic. I'll se you later."
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"Here hold this."

"Hold what?" *pain*

"man who dreams of eating giant marshmellow wakes up with no pillow"

'POWEEEEEEEER! UNLIMITEEEEEEED POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!'

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you challenges, stick a 6 ft sword in it!" - Kirbopher