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Post by Untamed Reign on Mon May 04, 2009 6:39 pm

Once I saw the Awesome Quotes thread I got the idea for this.

Post here your own epic quotes that you've come up with. . . just keep it reasonable. . . no racist shit.

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Post by Angatar on Mon May 04, 2009 6:43 pm

"I'm not a pedophile... I'm not 18 yet."
"I'll make you whiter than that snow."
"That's why marshmallows are green."
"Huzzah! For the Eorl of Duke!"
"Micheal Jackson is raped by the little kids, not the other way around. That's why he's white."
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Post by Untamed Reign on Mon May 04, 2009 6:46 pm

Angatar wrote:"I'm not a pedophile... I'm not 18 yet."
"I'll make you whiter than that snow."
"That's why marshmallows are green."
"Huzzah! For the Eorl of Duke!"
"Micheal Jackson is raped by the little kids, not the other way around. That's why he's white."

You thought of these yourself. . . not bad at'all.

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Post by Untamed Reign on Mon May 04, 2009 6:47 pm

"That kid is as strong as an ox. . . too bad he can't spell it."

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Post by KristallNacht on Mon May 04, 2009 7:02 pm

Your Own Quotes Pbucket

Your Own Quotes Pbucket
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Post by Nocbl2 on Mon May 04, 2009 7:03 pm

"Aim straight down!"
My friends and I after seeing a minute maid can.
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Post by Untamed Reign on Mon May 04, 2009 7:04 pm

First is good. . . .second is well. . . . .

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Post by Gauz on Mon May 04, 2009 7:07 pm

NT is never wrong?
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Post by CivBase on Mon May 04, 2009 7:11 pm

"Forge has a sniper shotgun!"

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Post by KristallNacht on Mon May 04, 2009 7:21 pm

x Gauz x wrote:NT is never wrong?

Rasq wrote it.

and he's never wrong. and thus I am never wrong.
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Post by Lord Pheonix on Mon May 04, 2009 7:52 pm

That was in the good days though



May have to be revised now

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Post by BBJynne on Mon May 04, 2009 8:10 pm

"No need, I can swim"
"WITH SCIENCE!!"

and that's about it >.>

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Post by Felix on Mon May 04, 2009 8:39 pm

"Shoot them...WITH GUNS!" I'm pretty sure I heard that someone before...

"There's a time to fight, and there's a time to win."

"BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF FELIX!" ^__^

"Before we can befriend others, we must befriend ourselfs"

I think I borrowed somethings from some outside places.
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Post by Angatar on Mon May 04, 2009 8:46 pm

While playing Halo and sniping:
"Hey, Cement!"
"Yes?"
*BAM*
"What the hell?"
"Thanks, just what I wanted."
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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Mon May 04, 2009 11:28 pm

"When you have a big hammer, why can't everything be a nail?"

"The Hammer is the ultimate tool of Humanity. It embodies both the capacity for building and progress, but also the capacity for destruction...
... But really, what is the difference?"

"The Nazi's managed to kill three out of every four Jews in Europe. That's seventy-five percent... And in modern schools, a seventy-five percent is a mere 'C'."

"You want to know the truth? The truth is, nobody wants free speech. Nobody wants political equality. Everyone wants political equality for them and their group, but it is the rare and decent man who admits that the Klu Klux Klan, Revcom, and the United Vegan Front have as much of a right to petition Congress and spread their message as the Boy Scouts do."

"Isn't it about time somebody did an investigational documentary on Micheal Moore? What's he got to hide?"

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x Gauz x wrote:NT is never wrong?

Rasq wrote it.

and he's never wrong. and thus I am never wrong.
Quite incorrect. I merely maintain the appearance of never being wrong.

Lord Pheonix wrote:That was in the good days though

May have to be revised now
Actually, I thought that was one of my best moments. Coming across that thread in a Red Bull induced haze, assembling the proper sources...

I've been thinking about revising it and writing what I remember...
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Post by Ukurse on Tue May 05, 2009 12:29 am

''Even Karl can do it!"
Karl = My real name.

Which means that it is soo easy, that even I (Karl) can do it and that anybody else should be able to.
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Post by Death no More on Tue May 05, 2009 5:42 am

'If you can light a kitten on fire, you sure can light them all on fire"

while playing halo 3........this is very graphic but i bet everyone has had one of these moments.......

"NO YOU GET BACK HERE WHORE, DON'T YOU USE YOUR GRENADES ON ME BITCH, *gets stuck by a plasma grenade*WHAT THE FUCK, HACKER, HACKER ,HACKER,HACKER,HACKER. MOTHER FUCKING HACKERS!, BAN HIM BAN HIM BAN HIM BAN HIM BAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by PiEdude on Tue May 05, 2009 6:18 am

*this was after me and my friend had been talking to her*
Random girl from Snowball: "But I have strong windows."
Me: "That's why he picked up the microwave. Besides, you probably live in a nice, safe, white neighborhood, and don't even lock your doors."
Her: "All my neighbors are black!"
*after a second me and my black friend standing right next to me start laughing hysterically*
Me: "So you're saying you do lock your doors now?"

This was all meant in good fun, not racism.
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Post by rzgrz on Tue May 05, 2009 11:32 am

"Adolf Hilter didn't commit suicide, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him off a balcony and told the generals to hange him up to dry."
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Post by czar on Tue May 05, 2009 2:31 pm

Most times when something of a large quantity is spilled at our lunch table, I yell
"GO GET SOME NAPKINS"
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Post by dragoon9105 on Tue May 05, 2009 2:48 pm

"If at first you don't succeed, try at something else, tried everything you say? well give up!, wait you tried that to, well then it seams we have a paradox"

"Here's a tip, Don't Mix plastic explosive with Viagra, it will give a kick and one hell of an explosion, but you may find yourself in the hospital"
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Post by RX on Tue May 05, 2009 4:06 pm

"KINKY!"
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Post by KristallNacht on Tue May 05, 2009 5:16 pm

"your mommas so fat her vagina's got more lip than an Arby's sandwich"
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Post by Jamiesway on Tue May 05, 2009 5:21 pm

....you might have aids

(not my quote)
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Post by thane321 on Tue May 05, 2009 5:25 pm

KristallNacht wrote:"your mommas so fat her vagina's got more lip than an Arby's sandwich"

your mommas so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
^not the best one...^
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