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Post by A_Bearded_Swede on Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:53 pm

Vigil wrote:'What is your major malfunction numbnut?'
"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine!"
"This is my rifle, this is my gun; this ones for fighting, this ones for fun."
^_^

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Post by Vigil on Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:57 pm

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:
Vigil wrote:'Your words are as empty of your future, I am the Vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.'
What's that from?

Mass Effect. Sovereign says it.

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Post by Cheese on Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:02 pm

It's like Vegas. Everything was Mayhem and I wasn't sure if I'd won something.

Some guy at the Escapist's post on their twitter thing.

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Post by Angatar on Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:29 pm

"For Frodo." -Aragorn
"Oh crap, a pop-up." -Commander Shepard
"Get some beer because you're not going to get pretty by yourself."
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Post by KristallNacht on Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:24 pm

T-Bone wrote:Holy Bible

And Jesus asked him, 'What is your name?'
'My name is Legion,' he replied. 'For we are many.'



God (ceilingcat):
'And I shall call her whoa-man,
cuz she liek in ur chest, stealinz ur ribs. srsly'
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Post by KristallNacht on Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:28 pm

Baconsen wrote:
Vigil wrote:'What is your major malfunction numbnut?'
"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine!"
"This is my rifle, this is my gun; this ones for fighting, this ones for fun."
^_^

"How tall are you private?"
"SIR, FIVE ELEVEN, SIR!"
"Really? I didn't know they stacked shit that high."
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Post by Toaster on Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:46 pm

FRY: "I think I'm finally starting to understand this game..."

Announcer: 'BLURN BLURN BLURN BLURB!!!!'
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Post by A_Bearded_Swede on Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:49 pm

"Have you ever ran into a bathroom stall to take a piss and right before you let loose you have to stop, for there's someone else sitting on the toilet? Well that's industry for ya. Everyone taking a shit where you wanna piss in."

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Post by CivBase on Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:25 pm

*every time someone talks in portal*

But especially the little guy that tells you what's in the cake ^^

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour)


Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.


One cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.

Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'

Two cups rhubard, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:47 pm

KristallNacht wrote:
Baconsen wrote:
Vigil wrote:'What is your major malfunction numbnut?'
"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine!"
"This is my rifle, this is my gun; this ones for fighting, this ones for fun."
^_^

"How tall are you private?"
"SIR, FIVE ELEVEN, SIR!"
"Really? I didn't know they stacked shit that high."
"How many privates can you fit into a dumpster?"
"How big is my dumpster?"

My English 101/102 teacher was a drill sergeant... and one of his fellow drill sergeants said that when being interviewed.
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Post by Death no More on Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:55 pm

Cheese wrote:
Death no more wrote:"mauled 42 of the youths"

Now isnt that just bad ass? ^

Yerp. Nothing preaches forgiveness and love like bears mauling youths.

Yep especially when they attack a old man of god for no reason......
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Post by Maginot Line on Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:02 pm

"Quantity has a quality all its own."- Joseph Stalin

"All we have to do is kick in the door, and the whole rotten structure will collapse!"- Adolf Hitler on the Invasion of Russia

"Incoming fire has the right of way,"- Artilleryman's maxim

"In God we trust, all others we monitor."- ?

"In the Soviet army, it takes more courage to retreat than to advance."- Joseph Stalin
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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:06 pm

That fourth one is a saying in Navy Intelligence and the NSA.
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Post by Gauz on Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:35 pm

KristallNacht wrote:
T-Bone wrote:Holy Bible

And Jesus asked him, 'What is your name?'
'My name is Legion,' he replied. 'For we are many'.
Best ^

All the old knives That have rusted in my back, I drive in yours.
-Phaedrus
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Post by dragoon9105 on Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:54 pm

"As far as i know there are two things that are infinite, The universe and human stupidity, and im not so sure about the universe" -Albert Einstein

"When the Pin is pulled Mr grenade is not our friend"

"Guns dont kill people, I DO!"

"I dont know what weapons will be used in WWIII but i do know WW IV will be fought with sticks and stones"

and for futurama

"Please honey im made of meta-, Hey what are you doing with that microwave!?"-bender

"Just like my moma said if you need a universe in a box destroyed you gotta do it yourself, god rest her zombie bones"-Hermes

"Kill all humans, Kill all humans, Must kill all human- *is woken up by fry* oh i was having a wonderful dream, i think you were in it"-bender
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Post by Death no More on Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:05 pm

"One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic. "-Joseph Stalin

"The only real power comes out of a long rifle."-Joseph Stalin

"Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem."- Joseph Stalin
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Post by Cheese on Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:16 pm

'Anything thought cannot be true' - Indian Proverb.

'I think therefore I am' - French proverb (it's noted as, but I thought it was Plato)


On an unrelated note: 'All the world's problems can be solved by finding the right man, and setting him on fire.'

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Post by T-Bone on Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:56 pm

w00t!

didn't think this thread would go up to 3 pages.

"You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what? That you might escape the coming fire? Your world will burn until its surface is but glass"
-Prophet of Truth


"Cortana: So have you got a plan to get out?
Master Chief: I was gonna shoot my way out. Mix things up a little. "

Prophet of Truth: I am the Prophet of Truth! The voice of the Covenant!
Arbiter: And so, you must be silenced.


[repeated line]
Arbiter: Were it so easy

Gravemind: Do not be afraid. I am peace; I am salvation.

Gravemind: Time has taught me PATIENCE! But basking in new freedom, I WILL KNOW ALL THAT I POSSESS!

Gravemind: You WILL! show me what she hides! Or I shall feast upon your BONES!

Gravemind: [roars] Now, At last I see, her secret is REVEALED!

Gravemind: Do I take life or give it? Who is victim, and who is foe?

Cortana: Halo, it's over.
Master Chief: It's over.
Cortana: It' been an honor serving with you, John

"For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. And let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark, and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure. Sacrifice, an unshakable conviction that their fight... *our* fight... was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They ennobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten."
-Lord Hood
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Post by RX on Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:59 pm

Cheese wrote:

'I think therefore I am' - French proverb (it's noted as, but I thought it was Plato)

Voltaire I think.
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Post by Gauz on Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:57 pm

GraveMind wrote:
Cortana wrote:What is that!?
I? I am a monument to all your sins

GraveMind wrote:I am a timeless chorus. Join your voice with mine, and sing victory everlasting.
GraveMind wrote:I have beaten fleets of thousands! Consumed a galaxy of flesh and mind and bone!
GraveMind wrote:Resignation is my virtue; like water I ebb, and flow. Defeat is merely the addition of time to a sentence I never deserved... but you imposed.
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Post by KristallNacht on Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:26 pm

Marines don't die, they just go to hell to re-group.
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Post by Ascendant Justice on Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:00 pm

KristallNacht wrote:
Baconsen wrote:
Vigil wrote:'What is your major malfunction numbnut?'
"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine!"
"This is my rifle, this is my gun; this ones for fighting, this ones for fun."
^_^

"How tall are you private?"
"SIR, FIVE ELEVEN, SIR!"
"Really? I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

Lmao! One of my classmates in grade 7 used that one on our principal.
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Post by Vigil on Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:44 am

And on the eighth day, I looked down on creation and said ''Let there be Darkness!''

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Post by BBJynne on Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:56 am

"I hunger" - Sinistar (all of his quotes are awesome though)

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Post by CivBase on Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:06 am

"Lewd did I live & evil I did dwel!"

I do so love palindromes.

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