Awesome Quotes

Does anyone have any really awesome quotes?

I love awesome quotes, especially from the Holy Bible and Halo 3

"And then, with the jaw of a donkey, Slamson went and killed 50,000 more men"



yeah...makes total sense

Yeah but face it NT, that is pretty awesome

'Let's get serious, not let's don't, let's mime the hard bits.' Frank Zappa.

'What is your major malfunction numbnut?'

"Good News Everybody!!"
-Old guy from Futurama.

lol, these don't sound like Bible quotes......

CARL SAGAN has given the scientific community quotes of the similar biblical quality to those of the Bible. It makes us less depressed.

There's the one in my sig "When the solar system is all explored, the planets of distant stars will beckon."

There's one quote that makes me feel like crying every time I hear it.
There's a plaque on the launch pad of the 'Apollo 1' spacecraft (the one that burst into flames)

It reads: 'Dedicated to those who made the ultimate sacrifice, so that others may one day reach for the stars.'

As for Futurama: "All the systems have names like that in the Galaxy of terror!"

"He turned, looked at them and called a curse in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came down from the woods and mauled 42 of the youths"

Now isnt that just bad ass? ^

Death no more wrote:"mauled 42 of the youths"

Now isnt that just bad ass? ^

Yerp. Nothing preaches forgiveness and love like bears mauling youths.

'There are only five great men, and three of them are hamburgers.'

Oh.. and

'Famous remarks are seldom quoted correctly.' I love this because I'm pretty sure I got it wrong. Also I paraphrased it from Latin.

lol, good stuff

"SIR, WE'RE SURROUNDED!"
"Good, now we can attack in any direction."

"Cast your cares on the lord and he will sustain you" Psalm 118? i think, ill look it up later but i gotta go to the evil place right now so'up yeah

"IT'S A TRAP!" Admiral Ackbar

Forth, and fear no darkness!

Has nobody said this yet?

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!.......

'I AM THE ARBITAAAR!'

"The Arbitar would like some leamon-grenades!"

capn qwerty wrote:"The Arbitar would like some leamon-grenades!"

Unforgotten Realms ftw!!

'19 + 4, that means I score!!'

"You have no idea how exciting this is! A record of all our lost time... Human history is it?"

"We may have been fools to think that all intelligence follows the rules we've set"

"You think that man can destroy the planet? What intoxicating vanity."

'Just one question. What if you miss?'

'I won't.'

Vigil wrote:'Just one question. What if you miss?'

'I won't.'

Love it ^^


"Could you possibly make any more noise?

...I guess so"

"It's a rat flail!"

'Whether you're rich, whether you're poor, it's nice to be rich.'

'Halo. It's divine wind shall sweep through the stars, propelling all who are worthly along the path to salvation.'

"You can't get out of the box, silly! That's where all the ice is."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... it smells like victory."

"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

"We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army. And they call me an assassin. What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? They lie. They lie, and we have to be merciful, for those who lie. Those nabobs. I hate them. I do hate them."

"That's sad," said Montag, quietly,(referring to The Hound) "because all we put into it is hunting and finding and killing. What a shame if that's all it can ever know."

"Monday burn Millay, Wednesday Whitman, Friday Faulkner, burn 'em to ashes, then burn the ashes. That's our official slogan."

'Your words are as empty of your future, I am the Vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.'

Vigil wrote:'Your words are as empty of your future, I am the Vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.'

What's that from?