Qwertyopolis 1.1

*hums an optomistic tune as he begins digging a ditch*

lets see, hole? check

Shield?, check

*jumps in hole and puts sheild atop it closing it in*

gah i forgot to put airholes!

*punctures a hole in shield with spear to let in air*

Rot, what do we do now?

*sits on top of the overlooking cliff and whistles*

"When they regroup to charge, they'll stumble right into the trap pit. It's too wide to jump and forces them into two easier to contain choke points along the edges of the wall. They'll either have to go through those choke points and be skewered on our sarissas, or they'll have to carefully pick their way through the trap pit and be skewered on our sarissas. My only worry is that eventually, so many bodies will fill the trap pit that it will be ineffectual. That's why we disguised it, so they wouldn't just rush us with fodder to fill the pit."

*continues standing where I am*

could i join this? I like battles and strategy.

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Strategy?

Stratagey?

*whistles to self*

*Elites, being smart enough to realize that a patch of ground with fur is not natural, avoid the trap and go along the afore mentioned (by rot) funnel points*

*Starts talking in Dizzy's voice*
LETS GET EM, BOYS!
*Voice changes back, and my pack collapses boulders on 1 of the choke points*

mhmm... *walks away, sword and shield in hand*

I wonder what's happening in Germany right now...

*Elites jump out of way of rocks...and right into the pit of spikes*

If the majority of you want the scenario to end, I will end it.

I would think the Persians would've given up by now....

Why? They have millions of troops; you guys haven't even killed a thousand yet.

Okay... Plz change it.

Well, that's one...anyone else?

*finds a random buffalo, captures it, tames it, and names it bill*

*rides Bill to Germany*

i want to snipe again

close quarters isnt my thing

*puts ghilie suit back on*

im ready to head back

capn qwerty wrote:Well, that's one...anyone else?

Ya lets change it to a CnC type thing, Nod FTW!!!! And were all Nod fighting against GDI and eventually the Scrin......

dibs on a shadow team member!

Why nod why not be GDI? GDI units look cooler and are more powerful, nod are just terrorists, are you saying you like terrorists?

...right then.

*time stops for everyone except the players; I walk through a door appearing to be made of light*

You have completed the scenario. Because of your actions, the Spartans will emerge victorious. The world will be forever changed. How it has been changed, you will now see.

But be warned; this new future you have created is not like the one you came from. Lets just say...things have changed.

*I fade away, and you all appear standing in the middle of an abandoned city*

i walk into the nearest building to try and find some food.

abandoned city you say.. hmm

Ok, well the first order should be to get some food. then weapons then possibly more advanced technology.

Since tim is getting food im going to look for supplies and reinforce a suitable building.