Qwertyopolis 1.1

*Fires needler out of tank*
FUCK YOU!
*Gets in Ghost and tosses it out the top of grz's tank, beginning to shoot Civ's puma*
*drives back to base*

*spawns a lot of C4*

It's hardly my puma...

In fact, I never even decided which team I'd be on

*tosses power drain at Noc's tank*

It's grz's tank, and I'm already at base.

*finishes my base*

*sighs and sits on a couch and reads a book*

*knocks on Nates door*
space for one more "neutral"?

*takes the proto-type puma to nates new base*

You have 20 seconds to give the fuck up! If you don't, we will unleash the PUMAs primary weapon! So... GIVE UP!

*fires my rifle at Gauz, ripping him to shreds*

*flips through channels on nates couch*
when'd the Satelite give out?
*looks at the roof to see the dish blown to bits*
well fuck nuggets
nate think we should do somethin?

*notices he never picked a team and therefore hasnt died or even been shot at yet*

*Aims pulse rifle at red base*

ehh.... naa im not in the mood for Guaz's screaming

*walks over to the back of ricecart and arms turret*

hehehe time for some fun

*Aims at the puma and opens fire ripping the armor off it and then destroying it by shooting the gas tank*

Wow look fireworks!

*looks at jake and lets RX in*
*loads sniper rifle*

lets wreak some havoc :twisted:

*pulls out a High range EMP pistol*

*injects self with the speed augmentations*
:twisted:

*Puts on suit of X-15 power armor* Bring it on!!!

*raises pulse rifle and fires several rounds at the pile of slag that used to be the puma*

*looks at the small battles that are beggining to unfold on the battle feild*
man i can really fuck some shit up right now
*super runs out to the middle of feild and cloaks self*
and now we wait...

*catches up to jake in a flash and goes prone in some grass with ghilie suit*

Jake you know what to do

*EMP's RZ's tank from a distance*

*does the hokey pokey*

*opens fire on civbase until he is a pile of radioactive plasma on the floor*

*sees rz's powerless tank*
MUHAHAHA
*uses speed boost in suit to run over and then flip the tank with the strength boost, and before anyone can notice what has happened i run away and cloak at a safe distance*
oh the fun of reaking havoc

*crawls back to the base laughing*

*walks over to civbase and puts the radioactive plasma in a jar*

Now i can make my famous Nuka-Chili!

*robs Nate's fridge, sits down in his couch, and puts on Simpsons*

Dragoon is going to eat me? GROSS!!!

Im not going to eat you im going to turn you into radioative chili and use you as a trap for someone else to eat you!, oh wait did i just say that out loud?

*sees BB eating the chili*
*throws up on the ground*

It worked now Civjynne my Creation! destroy both red and blue teams! mwuhahahahaha :twisted: