Qwertyopolis 1.1

Nocbl2 wrote:NNOO!!! RSGRZ!
*Fires sniper rifle from behind rock at Guaz*
Yeah! headshot!
*turns to fire on Nate*
Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3, your out!
*takes cover*

*is still in a forest with ghilie suit*
*cannot be spotted by Noc*
they never learn.....
*snipes Noc*

*joins qwerty on his ship*

Would you like some more tea, sir?

Everyone snipes Noc

Rotaretilbo wrote:*joins qwerty on his ship*

Would you like some more tea, sir?

That's not tea! That's coffee!

RARGH!!!Final Fantasy hurts like hell!
Nobody cuts my arm off! 5...4...3...2...1...
*Spawns on some random hill 2 miles away*
Oh, COME ON!
*Begins long trek back to map*

*aims at Nocbl2 right after he spawns and fires*
*headshot shows up on my screen*

*Noc respawns even further away*
Darn, my gun doesn't shoot that far...

4...3...2...1...

God damnit, that hurts!

*goes to find weapons*

AW, crap...I'll take the long way this time...
JB!You must DIE!
*pulls out shotgun and blasts JB into small bits*
Thats what you get, mofo. :twisted:

*Finds SAW and RL*
Sweet!
*Find SAW and Rl with only 1 box mag, and one rocket*
Aww.. damnit. Those damn kids took my ammunition again!
*Notices rocket is a heat-seaking rocket*
A little better..
*Embarks on a long-short journey to find, and kill Noc*
I feel like a sober captain jack sparrow!

oh, shit, everyone's gunna kill me...AAHHH!!
*Runs as fast as possible*
HAHA!DIE GUAZ, DIE!
*Snipes Guaz*

*is too far away from Noc to be killed*
Yeah.. Long journey doesn't mean anyhing, right?

Stupid rifle...
*Runs to a cave created by rzgrz tank*
Love rzgrz...

*tosses a grenade into the cave and watches it collapse on itself, killing Noc*

What do you mean the Guardians get that kill!?!?!?!?! This game is a rip!!!

Guardians FTW!

*Noc spawns 10 miles out of the map for that comment*

*Civ gets raped by hundreds of guardians*

Nocbl2 wrote:*Civ gets raped by hundreds of guardians*

*the only person able to control and use the guardians is qwerty*

That's it.

*looks at the map I drew for qwerty*
*erases the section of the map noc is in*
*noc disappears from the game*

Now civ, don't go warping reality again.

Thanks, Qwerty.

*Goes to find and kill Civ*

*finds and kills noc first*

There you are Noc! :twisted:
*Fires heat seaking missle, and empties entire box mag, killing Noc*

Crap.. need new weapons, FAST!

*hands Gauz a grenade and walks off*
*wonders how long it will take him to realize there is no pin in it*

Im blasting off again!!

*respawns*

Now on my hit list, Civbase..