Qwertyopolis 1.1

*Picks up iron ES*
goodbye, bow.
*drops bow 'n arrows*
*Slings hammer over back, all the while picking up a shield*

team dfc wrote:*observes battle*

*wonders why I am*

*what is even going on now*

*I feel like watching a movie*

*I appear next to dfc, who is standing on top of the Hot Gates*

Well well, how did you get up here? This is not part of the scenario, Mr. DFC.

*DFC teleports into the center of the Spartan camp, just in time for another wall of arrows to appear in the sky; someone toss' DFC a shield*

*Jumps into gap again*

*hides under sheild*
Cowards...

ah fuck dragged into battle once more...

*Puts on war armour*

For the Glory of the gods!!!!!

now who the hell are we fighting?

*taps Dfc on the shoulder and points at the barrage of arrows*
one step at a time my freind
*sheilds self from arrows with two sheilds*

*Arrows stop*(for now)
Guys, we ned to use our knowledge of physics and the like to stop their attack, and attack them.

*jumps back into crack*
I might aswell make this my home instead of living in the camp...

*runs back to the black smith and starts making a secret weapon*

*returns to the battle* hmm, *goes back to work gathering bodies and equipment*

"I am applying my knowledge of physics. A body in motion remains in motion, is then acted upon by gravity, and impales one's self on my pit trap. That is physics, bitches."

*blocks arrows with sheild* let them face real men and die like dogs

*starts whistling*

*does the honorable thing*

*pulls out arrows from body as I regenerate*

anyone gonna say what the fuck is going on or do I have just kill these bitches until qwerty says otherwise?

BBJynne wrote:*does the honorable thing*

lol at BoG.

and what, pray tell, is BoG?

team dfc wrote:*pulls out arrows from body as I regenerate*

anyone gonna say what the fuck is going on or do I have just kill these bitches until qwerty says otherwise?

Since you don't know what's going on, I'm going to let you get away with the rules you just broke.

Ok, here's the gist of it: you guys are at the Hot Gates with a group of Spartan II's (with no armor or guns), trying to prevent the Persian army (who are Covenant) from getting past them. The map has been altered slightly; as Rot discovered some time ago, the goat path used by the Persians in the movie is not there.

The Spartans have swords, shields and spears similar to the ones used by the Spartans in 300. The Persians have whatever I say the current wave has. So far they have had two-handed scimitars, scimitars, swords that resemble energy swords but are made of iron, and diamond-shaped shields (did I forget any guys?).

The Requesting option is prettty much disabled for this scenario.

You get only one life; so be careful with it.

No going off on your own and trying to be an assasin; nate already tried that, and would have died if I hadn't saved him. Really, you shouldn't go off on your own at all, as you will most likely die.
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Right, now that that's taken care of: *Elites charge again imidiatly following the arrow barrage; they are wearing neck armor now*

BBJynne wrote:and what, pray tell, is BoG?

Blades of Glory. "Well, unless you want something to happen to your boyfriends leg, at least you did the honorable thing.

Back to z ztory...

*shortens rock hammer as to make it lighter*
*Pulls the Elite toward me with awwesome chieftain powerz*
Either get off our land or die.
"Never."
*Kicks Elite into ocean*
That's what you (points at Elites) will be faced with. CERTAIN DEATH!
NOW, MY BROTHERS! WE SHALL CHARGE IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Alright, I think the trap pit is sufficiently disguised. We should move our ranks behind it along the edges, where we didn't dig."

*sneeks out of crack and gets behind pit*
Done

Belay that! Follow Rot!
*goes behind pit*

what basic rules NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

*kills self and waits till next scenario*

I'll be back not in the mood for a 300 battle

*waits patiently with rot*