Qwertyopolis 1.1

capn qwerty wrote:And, why did you post that?

lol, didn't notice it was already 4 pages deep

*goes back to read*

So let me get this straight... you stole Greg from me and hid him somewhere on this map?
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

And I'll make the map, you just gotta tell me how this is layed out. If I recall, the last room was very... chaotic... in it's design.

team dfc wrote:*starts sending armoured trucks to investigate IG disapperance*

*sneaks*
*watches trucks drive by from a concealed location*

"AMBUSH LAWL!!!"

*throws grenades, shoots rocket launcher, jumps on a truck and starts hacking*
*kicks the last enemy trooper off the roof of a truck*

"SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!"

*spray paints the trucks*

"Wolverines!"

CivBase wrote:
And I'll make the map, you just gotta tell me how this is layed out. If I recall, the last room was very... chaotic... in it's design.

so?

*runs off to find the nail guns*

*takes shotty away from Pie*
NEVER take away mans baby.....oh wait thats my old baby boy. heres my BABY GIRL!
*pulls out flamethrower on IG*
*starts flaming IG that are behind Pie*

@ civ: ...no, you still have Greg. And the map consist of a circular multi-level city (think Gondor but bigger and much more modern) which is no in ruins, an area of nuclear wasteland surrounding the city, the bunker to the south, and the enemy camp to the north.

*plugs greg into my helmet*
Much better.
*walks twards the burning wreckage of my transport*
hmmm... If I repair it, qwerty and team will just destroy it again...
Can I rebuild it if I take out the scarab gun then?
*starts picking up pieces and examining them, seeing which ones are still in tact*
*walks inside, to the computer system*
Hey, the computers still seem in tact...
*reattaches cords to the generator and the coputers hum to life*
*runs scan*

Code:

Main Gun Platform: Completely Inoperable
Plasma Turret 1: Plasma Leak, Inoperable
Plasma Turret 2: Plasma Leak, Inoperable
Plasma Turret 3: Completely Inoperable
Main Anti-Grav Engin: Scan Unavailable
Emergency Engin: Disconnected Power Conduits, running on emergency power, 6% capability, incapable of flight, Operable
Plasma Conductor: Completely Inoperable
Emergency Plasma Conductor: Substantial damage, 22% capability
Shield Generators: Sufficent damage, Inoperable
Hull: 49 breaches, Incapable of space flight

*finds welding torch still in the transport*
I've got some work to do... and I'll need some more materials.

*sharpens a dagger in the bunker*

we still dont know why the IG want us dead

*realizes that this debris is probably a dead giveaway to my location*
*detaches turrets and begins to work on them*

XNate02 wrote:we still dont know why the IG want us dead

*looks at Nate in a creepy way*

"I want YOU to find out; I'll even come with ya. Onwards... TO IG HQ!!!"

BBJynne wrote:

XNate02 wrote:we still dont know why the IG want us dead

*looks at Nate in a creepy way*

"I want YOU to find out; I'll even come with ya. Onwards... TO IG HQ!!!"

*wants to teleport BB away but realises qwerty put restrictions*

*sends cyborg ninjas to find BB*

*sneaks around patrols and makes it into the heart of the city*

*I suddenly get my raptor, my portal gun, and a set of power tools*
*the armored warthog appears in front of nate and BB*

it makes to much noise ill get through with stealth

*crawls through some tall grass and gets past a few patrols*

*snipes 2 patrols and drags them into the tall grass and hides the bodies*

*gets out of that area into the IG north territory*

time to luer a distraction!
*gets in tank*
*goes to city*
*starts going berserk*

*patrols start leaving their posts to go fight RZ*

*radioes RZ*

watch your back youve got 10 of em headed your way

*sprints through an opening and gets behind enemy lines*

*loses pursuers through an apartment building*

*finishes working on the guns*

Code:

//Running Weapons Diagnostic
/Main Gun Platform: -Error- Gun not found
/Plasma Turret 1: Operable at 14% capacity
/Plasma Turret 2: Operable at 14% capacity
/Plasma Turret 3: Completely Inoperable
//Diagnostic Complete

That will have to do...
*goes into back of transport to work on the plasma conductors*

*men start popping out behind building*
oh crap! at least the tank is faster!
*starts runnign from the opposing forces and their rockets*
*calls Civ*
hey civ how bout a hand im comming strait to you!

*is in city building with RL* dont worry i got your back rzgrz* fires RL into enimies killing 4

*runs through a building and hides out in another building overlooking the enemy encampment*

its time to get to the bottom of this.....

crap!
*back-tracks toward Onyx blowing turrent and keeping down enemy in spots*
*calls onyx*
goot em?

yeah sure *fires again but one is left* shit im out.. you think you can just run him over?

*radioes RZ*

are you guys holding up alright down there?

*radio to nate* so far so good only if rzgrz used that gun for more than sticking it up his ass....

*laughs and continues spying on the IG base*

what are you up to....

*taps into the enemy frequency*