Zombie War - Warnings

Alright, so, let me get this straight.

lax and dragoon drive up in a fortified jeep.

They want us to open one of our doors and let them drive a jeep in. They seem to fail to realize that, like most schools, these doors likely have a large steel door in the middle to prevent just such a thing. He further fails to realize that we not only will have to open the doors for this fortified jeep to fit through, but likely have to take the doors off their hinges, no small feet, and even then, anywhere he drives in will not have much room for him to maneuver. And he'll still probably end up doing damage to the doorway. Not to mention that if he comes in at a speed greater than five to ten miles per hour, he'll simply be unable to stop and smash through a wall somewhere inside the school, so he'll have to come in slow. And let's not forget that he's not the only thing out there, that the entire place is swarming with zombies so thick that he can't even ram through them properly, and that by opening the doors, no, removing the doors, we'll be giving hundreds of them full access to our defenses without any real proper weapon to repulse them. And hey, how do you think we're going to get the doors back on their handles when the entrance is under relentless assault?

So, because lax's plan lacks foresight, or even common sense, the survivors inside the school needed to match him with a similar plan that also lacks foresight, or even common sense. That plan? Shoot him so he goes away. Ya, that's real bright. He's in a reinforced jeep with guns. The last thing we need is to be wasting precious ammo on some idiot in a jeep who will likely end up ramming our defenses and ruining them anyway. Way to be just as stupid as he is.

From what I can tell, you lot have already started shooting. Great. However, there is yet hope. Cheese, can we rewind back a bit, so that my character can have a say before these idiots go and fuck us as bad as lax would have anyway?

I second that notion.

*comes up onto the roof*

"What's going on?"

My plan was to just shoot him actually.



We told him to climb the ladder, but he refused to come up it and instead insisted on ramming the gateway. So we threatened to shoot him if he does not come up.

He still is an idiot so we want to shoot him. Any damage to the Truck I can fix.



And you forgot the part where the two refugees are JB and myself Rot lol.

Action: Beats Lax in anger until he is unconscious and takes his weapons.
"Your never driving again"

*Gets up to the top of the jeep waving a white undershirt resembling a white flag*

"Dont shoot!" "I'll kill him myself if you like"

That really won't be necessary.

"Look, you two, how about this. We'll lower down a ladder and you can both come up here and we can discuss the pros and cons of bringing the jeep inside the school. Sound good?"

"lower a ladder, then"

Action: Gathers up all supplies from inside lax's jeep and starts throwing them on the roof of the jeep.

You have no idea how much debate there was about lowering the ladder last night..

Well maybe if you'll scroll back you might.

Drag: Seeing as you are pressed for time, you can only manage to bring the food, guns and ammo with you. (no xbox, no panels)

i read the entire thing. there's alot of hate on in this group.

also is there any beer included with the food? im running low on moral.

Presumably you brought some with you

um can i has recap?

You know whats even better than an idiot with tons of guns and the ability to use them inside a jeep threatening to ram the doors down and kill us if we don't open up the doors to be killed?

Letting him inside.

that my be me if i dont get a recap!?!?!?

Lax was threatning to ram the gate down if we don't let him into the base


We gave him a ladder to come up


He told us to go fuck ourselves and to open the doors


There are 1200 zombies out there


We don't want to open the door


We give him the ladder another 6 times


He leaves because we are "being assholes"

ok *out infront of door* let me in

I think we'll have an easier time convincing lax that opening the doors would be a bad idea if we aren't threatening to shoot each other and we're talking face to face inside rather than shouting at each other.

Well we couldn't talk to him inside as he didn't want to come inside.



You didn't come until he had already agreed to come in so you weren't here for his stupid bull shit.

can you please drop the ladder nate left me out here man and i has cookies

I read some of it, and the bullshit went both ways. I never saw anyone offer to let him up to further discuss bringing in the jeep. People just called each other stupid on both sides, and then there was shooting. Hopefully, we can rewind so that my character can intervene before you waste a precious commodity like ammo on something other than a survivor.

im all for giving dragoon the ladder and most of the food/water, but the guns and ammo are mine...

and recap is i didnt mean that id ram the barricade, just fucking with them, what idiot whould ram a barricade with a jeep (other than me )...

and the zombies are walkers, so the go really slow, if there's 300 here and i make more folow me, than there will be 100 left, if i kill all that are near the door, you can open it and let the car in, than close the door behind me, onece im in you guys have an excape vehical...

Rotaretilbo wrote:I read some of it, and the bullshit went both ways. I never saw anyone offer to let him up to further discuss bringing in the jeep. People just called each other stupid on both sides, and then there was shooting. Hopefully, we can rewind so that my character can intervene before you waste a precious commodity like ammo on something other than a survivor.

they offered my 3 different times to come in, but im not comeing in without my jeep...

"Look, we'll discuss all of this inside. First and foremost is to get you safely inside. The last thing we need is you getting bitten while we're arguing about whether or not to let the jeep in. Are we agreed?"

"nope" *lets dragoon go up the ladder than takes off, forceing zombies to follow*

*drives away yelling* "WWWWEEEEEE!!!"

so no ones letting me in

Mereel wrote:so no ones letting me in

You were already in the school V, if you spawned outside you wouldve spawned into a crowd of zombies

Rotaretilbo wrote:I read some of it, and the bullshit went both ways. I never saw anyone offer to let him up to further discuss bringing in the jeep. People just called each other stupid on both sides, and then there was shooting. Hopefully, we can rewind so that my character can intervene before you waste a precious commodity like ammo on something other than a survivor.

Obviously you diddnt read the part where we offered him the ladder =/
And again you probably diddnt read the part where he threatened to ram his way in and kill us all