Qwertyopolis 1.1

*the gunship flys low for a better shot at me*
Perfect
*pulls out a C4 pack and throws it at the cockpit*
*detonates it once it meets its mark*

(would you guys stop controlling the NPC's? That's supposed to be my job!)
*the flaming wreckage flys towards nate*

O.O
*speeds at full speed away from the falling wreckage*

sooo
*holds up detonator*
here goes nothin
*detonates explosives and easily clears the wall, but by way to much drainging the sheilds completely and the suit is now virtually useless until repaired*
*hits ground and blacks out*

*sprints over to Jake and grabs his Gunblade*
*switches it to explosive rounds and fires at the last gunships cockpit*
*plugs Abby into Jakes armor*
Abby could you make this armor lighter for me?
i wont make very far if this thing is this heavy
*grabs Jake and begins to drag him away from the enemy base very slowly*
*mows down 5 incoming soldiers*

*the gate was closed during the fighting, nates rescue attempt is not possible ; JB wakes up ina bizarre world that clearly isn't the real one; he is standing on a semi-trnasparent blue strip, and the sky is a light navy blue; around him he can see other similar strips of varying colors above, below, and around him; to his left, there is a large red cube*

(But Jake got over the wall. Diddnt he?
or am i locked in now?)

Hello?
and why am I unable to take a step?...
Why am I thinking outloud?

*laughs*

XNate02 wrote:(But Jake got over the wall. Diddnt he?
or am i locked in now?)

He valuted over using explosives. And you are locked out, not in.

JB wrote:Hello?
and why am I unable to take a step?...
Why am I thinking outloud?

*sigh* You can still move, JB. Oh, and seeing as how you're clearly not in the real world anymore, all you stuff is gone. And yes you have clothes.

*sigh* takes a step
hmmm, odd
*walks over to red cube and pokes it*
Boink.

*panics*
what do i do now?
Abby id hate to ask this but are you water proof?

*a door appears in the cube; what appears to be a maze can be seen on the other side*

@ nate: *no response*

*looks at the Maze*
... Fuck... My... Life...
*runs into the maze and begins to use my uber logic to get through it, and begins to sing folk songs mixed with cocaine*
You do a line and I'll do a line honey....

*JB spots a stange creature when coming around a corner; the creature has it's back to JB*

*remembers playing DnD and what can happen if you check up on random things... sometimes they arent so nice*
Yo beasty
*hides behind corner to see reaction*

*the creature perks up, and turns towards the source of the sound*

*unplugs Abby from my helmet and obseves the chip silently*

*thinks*
might not have been the best idea
*realizes here I think aloud*
oh damn...
*gets some distance from the corner*

XNate02 wrote:*unplugs Abby from my helmet and obseves the chip silently*

*the light that indicates the presense of an AI is dark*

JB wrote:*thinks*
might not have been the best idea
*realizes here I think aloud*
oh damn...
*gets some distance from the corner*

JB, you don't have to think outloud.

Oh no.......
*sprints back to the water and dives in*
*swims back to the sewer grate and from there back to the place where i left off*

Took you long enough.

*the bodies are still there, indicating that no one has found them yet*

capn qwerty wrote:

XNate02 wrote:*unplugs Abby from my helmet and obseves the chip silently*

*the light that indicates the presense of an AI is dark*

JB wrote:*thinks*
might not have been the best idea
*realizes here I think aloud*
oh damn...
*gets some distance from the corner*

JB, you don't have to think outloud.

ur killing me and my unorigionality XD
*well wth am I supposed to do now, giant man beast is walking towards me and I have not the slightest of defending myself without a sword to say the least.*

*upon thinking of a sword, a sword appears in JB's hand (don't get any idea's; this only works for certain things)*

*lifts the only soldier alive and punches him in a different pressure point waking him up*
*picks him up and slams him against the wall*
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE HERE!?!?!
WHAT IS THIS FACILITYS PURPOSE!!?!?!?!
*slams him against the wall again*
*pesses a gun to his head*
I wont ask again!