Qwertyopolis 1.1

*the door unlocks*

here goes nothing*opens the door*

*stays in APC*
Still, will u approve my request for the TV?

*in the middle fo the room is a massive machine; roughly cylindrical, it stretches form floor to cieling and takes up about 1/4 of the room; attatched to the machine are multiple chairs with headsets; one of these chairs contains JB, and he is wearing a headset; the room also contains 12 people, all of whom are pointing guns at nate*

turn around... now.
*kicks guaz and knocks him out*
*turns around*

*in a blur i pull out my SMG's and dodge incoming bullets*
*shoots all but one guard*
*disarms the last guard and presses a gun to his head*
*looks at the scientists in the room*
Get him out of that machine or i shoot your freind...

*a large explosion... well... it explodes behind XNate*
*as the smoke clears, the silhouette of a man in a fedora hat and wearing a single glove fades into... MICHAEL JACKSON!*
*he instantly starts moon walking to heaven*
*and when he gets there, God grabs a giant hammer and slams him down to hell... unfortunately, Rot was standing in the way and is taken with*

capn qwerty wrote:*a lone enemy soldier stumbles into view; he is badly hurt; he is also unarmed*

*comes out of tank after fixing radio and controls*
*sees guy walkin*
AYE you! halt!...
*raises photon cannon and gattlin gun*

(soldier) *halts for a second*
Umm this aint good. eh? well I wont talk if your decision is to torture and no I cant call for back up so yes I'll go quietly.

(me) well I wasn't gonna take you prisoner.... I was gonna ask you for tools. especially a broken down tank's tread. and in exchange well then I was gonna give you some medicine possibly and then hold you as a prisoner/guest.

(soldier) *puzzeled griping his side remembering the pain*
well I guess I have really no choice....
*leads me to some parts for the tank and helps assembly*

*fixed wheels and cannon rotation with a little but of armor fixed as well*
*still not drivable*

*sits in APC*
"Are we there yet?"

*wakes up on floor in apc*
*yawns*
"Soo, where are we and where are we going?"

"PiE I will not listen to you complaining for two more hours!"
"And we are heading to the coast, and then paddling to the UK mainland, to civilization."

*continues drving*

We should just take the APC.... didn't qwerty say it was amphibious when we requested it?

"Noc, we are in the APC already"

"If you can find out if thats true then be my guest"
*continues drving, monitoring all systems*

XNate02 wrote:*in a blur i pull out my SMG's and dodge incoming bullets*
*shoots all but one guard*
*disarms the last guard and presses a gun to his head*
*looks at the scientists in the room*
Get him out of that machine or i shoot your freind...

*annoyed* Nate, when I said there were 12 people, I meant 12 people. Not 12 gaurds and some scientists, 12 people, as in, 12 people total, as in, you and that guy you have pinned are the only ones in the room; besides JB.

rzgrz wrote:

capn qwerty wrote:*a lone enemy soldier stumbles into view; he is badly hurt; he is also unarmed*

*comes out of tank after fixing radio and controls*
*sees guy walkin*
AYE you! halt!...
*raises photon cannon and gattlin gun*

(soldier) *halts for a second*
Umm this aint good. eh? well I wont talk if your decision is to torture and no I cant call for back up so yes I'll go quietly.

(me) well I wasn't gonna take you prisoner.... I was gonna ask you for tools. especially a broken down tank's tread. and in exchange well then I was gonna give you some medicine possibly and then hold you as a prisoner/guest.

(soldier) *puzzeled griping his side remembering the pain*
well I guess I have really no choice....
*leads me to some parts for the tank and helps assembly*

*fixed wheels and cannon rotation with a little but of armor fixed as well*
*still not drivable*

What part of "stop controlling NPC's" is escaping you people?

Nocbl2 wrote:We should just take the APC.... didn't qwerty say it was amphibious when we requested it?

For the 3rd time, the APC is not amphibious!

Qwerty has a tough job....

I smell sarcasm.

i wount be on tonight guys

Get him out of that machine ... now...
*presses a gun to the last soldiers head*

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XNate02 wrote:Get him out of that machine ... now...
*presses a gun to the last soldiers head*

*the soldier elbows nate in the gut, then the face, then round-house kicks him*

Good luck fighting Chuck Norris Nate

"PIE I WILL MURDER YOU!"

well in that case qwerty.

*holds up wepose and orders him into the tank and hog-ties the man*
there. that ought to hold him.
*goes back to fixing tank*

*tank is fully functional with additional armor due to the peices of scrap mettal laying aroud*

*drives westward*

V, wanna go jump over to the tank? I'm pretty fast.

Not fast enough noc, you have a better chance in the APC. Not to mention you will die alone, just stay with us.

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Michael Jackson