Re: Qwertyopolis 1.1

by capn qwerty Fri May 08, 2009 8:50 am

McGuyver isn't here.

by **BBJynne** Fri May 08, 2009 9:08 am

MacGyver is a weapon

*spawns MacGyver and flirts with him*

by capn qwerty Fri May 08, 2009 11:28 am

Clearly this was not my best idea. *erases map*

*spawns everyone on a dirt road in the middle of a large patch of farmland*

by RX Fri May 08, 2009 1:44 pm

Farmland? Farmland means.... COWS!!! COWS MEANS BURGERS!
*runs off looking for a farm with cows*

by capn qwerty Fri May 08, 2009 1:50 pm

Farmland means farmland. Don't get ahead of yourself.

by JumpingJet Fri May 08, 2009 2:06 pm

rzgrz wrote:I was gonna hire you for janitorial services JJ....... because of a rather sloppy engagement had gone wrong. in it is a free double barreled shotgun.
*checks surveilance cameras at blue base from inside tank at unknown location*
all i need you to do is get into red base and get Gauz's head and put it on the pole.

*Runs around for ages trying to find rzgrz, finaly finds him*
Wow, erm...thats a big favor, you want me to kill Gauz? Well...Ill give it a try.....
*gets plasma pistol ready*
Like i say i'll try.
*Walks off in a heroic pose in slow motion*

never mind i realised what Querty just said....

by Gauz Fri May 08, 2009 2:18 pm

*spawns over the ground roughly 10 ft. then falls on his ass*

Oh come on! I had a nice base running!

*sees grz's*

*takes out dual deagles and aims at grz's*

Your out to get me, and I don't intend on dying..

by capn qwerty Fri May 08, 2009 2:39 pm

*deletes all weapons, armor (you all have clothes), ect.; in this scenario, you do not have the ability to spawn anything*

by Gauz Fri May 08, 2009 2:53 pm

*is still holding hands out as if he still has guns*

*looks at empty hands*

FUCK!

Well... what is so exciting about this scenario?

by JumpingJet Fri May 08, 2009 3:13 pm

I am not all that bothered i only has a plasma pistol anyway.....

*Slumps against fence waiting for someting to happen*

by **CivBase** Fri May 08, 2009 3:20 pm

CORN FTW!!!!

*runs into field and starts picking corn and eating it*

YALL ON MY TERRITORY NOW!!

by dragoon9105 Fri May 08, 2009 3:28 pm

what the! where are we? dont tell me this is going to become like a medival story, we are all farmers and now where are the hordes of orcs to drive us to greatness!

or not and we just grow corn.

Civbase throw me some corn!

by **CivBase** Fri May 08, 2009 3:46 pm

*throws dragoon some corn*

by **XNate02** Fri May 08, 2009 3:51 pm

there are no corn feilds ... qwerty hasnt even said what the new scenario is

right now we are probably in a white room immobile floating 20 feet from eachother

by capn qwerty Fri May 08, 2009 3:55 pm

Erm, actualy nate, I did.

*some form of flying vehicle flys overhead less than 30 feet off the ground; the vehicle is on fire; the vehicle crashes into the road about a mile away*

by Nocbl2 Fri May 08, 2009 5:17 pm

fuck... now the CIA will kill us for finding a UFO!
C'mon, let's get outta here.
*gets outta here*

by dragoon9105 Fri May 08, 2009 5:35 pm

*walks over to alien ship to say hi to the new overlords*

by **XNate02** Fri May 08, 2009 5:45 pm

*shakes head and watches whats going on*

by rzgrz Fri May 08, 2009 6:28 pm

we are in the middle of no where with an unidentified flying vehicle on in the middle of the road.
*goes over to craft and pee's on it putting out the fire*

*sees tools*

yay......

*starts repairing craft*

by capn qwerty Fri May 08, 2009 6:33 pm

I would like to point out that never once did I hint at what the vehicle was.

The vehicle is (or was) a fully loaded F-59 Interceptor.

*2 more F-59's fly over head, with 4 other aircraft pursuing them; a 5th aircraft, the same kind as the 4, appears a ways behind the 4*

by dragoon9105 Fri May 08, 2009 6:42 pm

Ace combat!?

by **BBJynne** Fri May 08, 2009 6:48 pm

FALCON PAAAUUUUNCH!!!

*hits dragoon*

by RX Fri May 08, 2009 6:51 pm

*starts moving through the crops towards the crashedd thungy, trying to remain unseen*

by Nocbl2 Fri May 08, 2009 8:16 pm

*scavenges some missiles from the fighter*
*takes machine gun*
BLAZE? BLAZE!!!!
*sees blaze's dead body*
NO!!!!
*Rips off plating from plane, covers self*

by JumpingJet Sat May 09, 2009 4:54 am

*Watches everyone make a fool of them selfs*

Sheez, People these days.

*Walks over to Crashed F-59 and takes a look*

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