Qwertyopolis 1.1

stupid umbrella corporation.... Noc your on your own......
*packs up stuff and drives away*
*has tank painted black with white skull*
stupid A.I.

You started this war grz's... and now I have no qualms on ending it!

I WILL WIN MUHAHAHAHAH *cough**hack*

...shit... I'll win, and your dead! *coughs back to base*

*sets up a will work for booze sign at camp*

*goes back to sleep*

*switches Dragoons sign to "will do ANYTHING for booze" and waits for Ang*

RX wrote:*switches Dragoons sign to "will do ANYTHING for booze" and waits for Ang*

*sees sign* :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
*walks into tent and is not seen for a few hours*






















...few hours pass*...






















here ya go dude *throws some Vadka at Dragoon*
*Dragoon can be seen with a deck of Go-fish cards*

*turns on cloak*
*remembers something*
*spawns a plasma pistol*
*shoots red, destroying shields*
*kills guaz*

*uses the force.... cuz it's a weapon.... and bending the rules is what we all seem to do so well*

*tears out the enemy base and throws it over a cliff*

*//BBJynne has been banned by capn qwerty.

*spawns a few hundred grenades*
*Primes all of them*
KABOOM!!!!

cool i like go fish, and i like booze *drinks vodka*

*gets drunk and takes down signs and goes to bed*

*snipes Noc before he can shoot the plasma pistol*

rzgrz wrote:*spawns inside tank*

ok well nate... no hard feelings.... as for gauz.

*launch protocol*
*fires sidwinder rockets toward red base*
*hit's due to emp blast*

thank you for forgiving me

and im sincerely sorry that i had to deceive you

XNate02 wrote:*snipes Noc before he can shoot the plasma pistol*

and just so you know you have to uncloak to attack so theres not alot of argument here

rzgrz wrote:I'll give you sonme home made V2 mortar shells. and security cameras. if you bring me Gauz's head with a bullet hole between the eyes.

*gets out and plants a pole in the ground*
*see's letter on door*
*reads*
i do need a new janitor with a shotgun.

*calls up JJ for hire*

You called?

.............

Sorry my answering message was on.

What did you want?

(Bad Pun)

Ok well time to go hunting

*takes down tend and finds a hidden position somewhere on the map and sets some traps and arms his Guass Rifle*

I was gonna hire you for janitorial services JJ....... because of a rather sloppy engagement had gone wrong. in it is a free double barreled shotgun.
*checks surveilance cameras at blue base from inside tank at unknown location*
all i need you to do is get into red base and get Gauz's head and put it on the pole.

*sits down in my chair in the base and looks at verious moniters in my APC*
*watches what is going on with Cams i have hidden around the map*
*closes Hatch and sleeps*

*goes out of base cloaked bringing sound depressed mp5n and katana, both weapons cloaked aswell*

*lands on Willy again*

Technically I didn't hit the ground

*Willy flies me to a tree and I hop on a branch*

hmm... how to do this without hitting the ground...

*snaps*

I got it!

*cuts down a few branches and turns them into shoes*

*hops down and uses the shoes to walk around without touching the ground*

*grabs a stick and starts beating up flood again*

This is fun!

Revision: Anytime Civ touches any matter or anti-matter besides atmosphere, he spawns 5000 feet above the ground.

And, once again, WE ARE NOT IN BLOOD GULCH! OR ON A HALO RING!

When did this happen? Oh well...

*enjoys the free fall*

I gotta think about how to get out of this one...

CivBase wrote:When did this happen? Oh well...

*enjoys the free fall*

I gotta think about how to get out of this one...

ask MacGyver about it

*spawns back at base*
*cloaks and hides a certain somewhere*

*asks McGuyver*

He says to use this little ray gun thing to create a hardlight platform....

*shrugs*

Works for me!

*does as McGuyver says*

Cool!

*begins my 5000 foot decent by jumping from platform to platform*

Ah, but what do you think of this?

*removes civs ability to spawn weapons; takes away "little ray gun thing"; removes hardlight platforms*

Hmm....

*McGuyver uses the gun ray instead*