Qwertyopolis 1.1

*arrow barrage ends; no one has died*

*Jackals wielding dual scimitars charge the Spartan lines (Jackals are lightly armored but very fast and agile)*

<Why is Halo stuff at the Hot Gates anyway?>

<Because the Persians were too f***ing easy to kill; it took a million of them to kill 300 Spartans, and only then because of the traitor>

So, we... lost?

Can I haz new scenario?

No, you're not dead yet. Although I will end the scenario if the majority of you want it to end.

*Picks up rock hammer again*
*Charges at jackals and slams them with hammer*
*hits one thirty feet away*
"Ha! home run!!!"

*goes back to stitching furs together*

"Kill the Jackals before they get to the pit trap. We want to save this for when the Hunters and Brutes charge."

*drags some jackal bodies back*

Guess this is for dinner tonight

x Gauz x wrote:*drags some jackal bodies back*

Guess this is for dinner tonight

like in ODS Steve?

*whacks Jackal as he passes cave*
Look at this, a sword...
*swings sword at approaching Jackals*
Guys! I need help!

*sprints past noc while picking up two scimitars from dead jackels*
*moves faster than the jackels and dispatches 10 jackels infront of Noc*
*stays away from the bulk of the jackel force so i dont get overwhelmed*

Thank you, nate.
*Runs to the 1/3 of my pack left*
Get behind the barricade and throw shards of broken weapons!

BBJynne wrote:

x Gauz x wrote:*drags some jackal bodies back*

Guess this is for dinner tonight

like in ODS Steve?

Hmmm?

x Gauz x wrote:

BBJynne wrote:

x Gauz x wrote:*drags some jackal bodies back*

Guess this is for dinner tonight

like in ODS Steve?

Hmmm?

don't tell me you don't know about ODS Steve... -_-

http://hawtymcbloggy.com/2008/11/12/chronicles-of-ods-steve-get-ready-to-drop-1/

first one

http://hawtymcbloggy.com/2008/11/27/thanksgiving-with-delta-squad/#more-4408

thanksgiving

http://hawtymcbloggy.com/2008/12/25/christmas-with-delta-squad/#more-5499

christmas

um i take it as a no change qwerty..... Here you go ROT.
*hands a large amount of fur and material quilted together*
hows that?
*drops sword on ground accidentally slicing a jackals foot right off*

*returns after taking a long break in the back*

So... what i miss *sees dead bodies* hmm not much i presume?

*goes to go grab weaponry and armor from the dead and stockpiles it*

I said I'd change it if the majority of you wanted me to. No one has said anything yet.

No one wants it changed.

Until we... wait, do you think we've altered the battle enough to leave?

*runs out of small crack in mountain screaming "OOOOST"(its norwegian) and kills three jackals with my sword*

*charges jackal lines*
*smashes through 10 of them then runs away and repeats*
"Hahaha guerrilla tactics work well on them"

*Kills rest of Jackals*
*Sees time portal open*
GO, GO, GOOOOOO!!!

lol

You can't open a time portal..

Only qwerty has that sort of power.

thats why I said lol.