Qwertyopolis 1.1

I will stay too, the spartans are intent on staying here..

qwerty wants us to alter the outcome of this battle. Historically, the outcome is a Persian victory over the Spartans because a Greek betrays them and shows the Persians a way around the tight pass. If we can prevent this, we will have changed the outcome of the battle.

Then we need to find the identity of the traitor, and kill him.

*walks through a crowd of persian soliders with a persian disguise on*
*pulls out bow and head shots 2 persial high ranking officers*
*loses pursuers by weaving in and out of varois tents and groups of persians*

*when rot arrives at the location of the goat path, he finds nothing but more mountain*

*Xerxes (nate killed a messenger), outraged at the attempt on his life, marches his army towards the Spartan lines earlier than he had originaly planned*

*armored horses ridden by Brutes carrying large scimitars charge the Spartan lines; the Spartans switch form swords to spears; a few Spartans hand the players who remained with the army spears*

*the Brutes slam into the Spartan formation, impaling their horses on the spears; the ones with dead horses jump off and fight on foot; the rest fight from their horses*

*wreaks as much havoc as possible*
(Killing generals/high ranking officers/or key enemy characters in the story line)
*poisons the persian water supply*
*poisons the horses and the food supply*
*delays the attacks by randomly killing persian soliders in my spare time*
*remains undected and faceless to the persian army*

Now we can see our enemy!

*takes spear with all strength, cuts the side of a brute on the horse*
*takes spear and switches target to a dismounting brute, stabs brute through right shoulder, and twists the spear*

*goes beserk and cuts up a bunch of brutes*

*takes the brute skimitars and kills several more*

*uses spear to imaple horse* alright comrads defensive formation!! attaks disgruntled brute with spear*

Hmm...as in there isn't even a path? Well then, I'll head back down and see if I can't lay hands on a weapon of some sort.

*Drags a few brute bodies to the back of the lines and begins to rip the armor off them*

Hehehe Better armor= Not dieing for me hehehe

*finds two leaf bladed swords*

Ill take these, but save the spear *mounts spear on back*

*finds dual leaf-bladed swords*
*picks them up and begins a series of elaboate fighting moves, based of asian/amazonian forms of combat*

*assassinates another general*
*gets surrounded by persian elite body guards*
*dispatches 1*
*works on the second one by smashing his sheild*
*gets sliced on the lower calf*
*backs away*
*pulls out a throwing knife and kills the second one*
*more guards pour in from the doors leading to the room i am in*
*kills 3 more before suffering a lage cut to the chest*
*a constant supply of guards continue to pour in through the doors*
*leaps through a window over looking a cliff*
*is presumed dead*

NOOO! NATE!
Damnit! We lost nate! Shit, and I though this would be easy..

*ripostes a brutes sword with one sword, cuts his arm off with the other, stabs through head*
*turns around and cuts down 3 persian in my way, gets to a brute captain*

*a circle is formed, to duel with the brute captain, spartans, butes, and persains eagerly cease fire to watch the fight*

Looks like its you and me..

*brute roars*

BUT IM A BRUTE!
ya know what, fuck them.
*Rips apart armies of Brutes*
YEAH! MOFO'S!

*the Persians can now recognize nate on site, regardless of any disguise, rendering nates little assasination trip over*

*Spartans take advantage of Brutes idiocy and start killing them while they watch gauz & the Captain (and FYI, Brutes are Persians); Brutes quickly stop watching and start fighting again (gauz, the brutes are not stupid enough to do that again; so don't do it again)*

*the Brutes, having sustained heavy losses (where the only known injury on the Spartan side is nate because he decided to go be an assasin) retreat back to the Persian camp; the Spartans do not pursue*

Lets do this then *drags Katana from back*

*slices brute in half and continues with cutting an other brutes head clean off*

MY BROTHERS! THE PERSIANS HAVE BETRAYED US! FOLLOW ME, TO OUR DIVINE FREEDOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

*spawns into center of battle*
(note- first spawn)

oh crap..... wait what the? why is everyone carrying spears and

*thump.............thump,thump..thumpthumpthumpthump......Crack*

WTF?!!!

*turns to see persian hitting my armor with a spear*
*picks up persian with one hand and throwed him over the cliff*

Well then...
*pick up shield and cuck it into a group of archers and slice their head off*
*walks away toward rx*

*comes back out with upgraded armor and bashes through the brute line knocking them over*

*starts Fable II style sword fight the them*

Hahaha.. stupid monkies

*Executes the last one and moves onto the next group*

*Groups of Separatist Brutes start following me*
*Kills lots of persians, all the while screaming like Marcus chain sawing something*
FUCKERS!!!!!!!!
*twists a bow out of sum1's hand and runs to back of charge*

Awww... no epic battle oh well..

*kills several brutes on the retreat*

And take some of this! Peace love go!

*throws spear and impales brute*

*get hit in the head with a boulder by a brute*

I see perty starss.....
*is knocked out and draged behind persian lines*

*climbs back up the cliff side with intent to kill*
*kills 3 guards silently*
*creeps through the darkness killing any persians in my path without mercy*
*makes it to the moutains and begins trip back to the Spartans*
*dispatches any following persians*
*lies in wait for the persian king*

*sighs at the antics of others*

"They may try a cavalry charge yet. Have we prepared the field?"