what happens when you go to korea

by **BBJynne** Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:40 pm

Well...

this one time I went to South Korea (my uncle lives there sometimes, other times he lives in Seattle)

and I wanted to see what the North was like.

so I went up to the border; however, for some reason apperenttly North and South are still at war.

there was some troops there.

I couldn't go through without "proper autherization"

I thought "that sux, but w/e"

and I thought of something else.

Then went through the tunnel that connects the countries and I got out on the other side.

A few days later I encountered some people that live in NK

and since I'm not Korean... I kinda was obvious I didn't belong there.

So they asked me "how you get here"

I'm like, "WITH SCIENCE!!"

Then I had to go to some kinda SUV or something and dudes with gunz made me get in.

They drove me somewhere but I don't remember what happened cuz they knocked me up out.

When I came 2 I was in a hospital-looking room.

And these two Asian dudes were all like "omg yo that sux the Koreas got you but now you're safe on a NAVY ship" (it did feel like a boat to me from the way it was)

Then I was all like "cool thx"

They wanted to take some tests and removed some blood samples.

Later on the wanted to have some other kinda saw thing and a needle the size of a pen.

Then I realized...

"YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN!!", I yelled, "YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEARING A FLAG ON YOUR HEAD!!" (cuz they weren't)

Then the gave me some knockout stuff on a cloth cuz I was pissing them off by hitting them and breaking things.

Now I only have 1 kidney and I'm missing half my right lounge.

After that they released me and threw me in the streets with a few Yen or whatever the hell they use there.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah forget it' - "Yo homes to Bel Air"

NEVER GO TO NORTH KOREA!!!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it until I get a better one.