Re: Qwertyopolis 1.1

by RX Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:29 am

*spawns on the highest point on the map* Oh well... I still doesn't have my vehicle and CQC weapons so I think I will just stay here for some time..
*sits down with sound depressed SV-98 and waits*

by RX Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:34 am

*SIG SG 552 Commando spawns in hands* Wohoo!
*begins walking towards treehouse in the middle of the map*
This might take some time..

by rzgrz Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:41 am

i know a thing or two about dragon skin..... it can barely stop a grenade. and i know it is not able to stop a tank with a high powered explosive shell(size of impact you see from battleships).

by JB Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:33 pm

*stands in the middle of the battlefield with a look of bewilderment*
O_O wth?
*sets up camp and prepares for the worst

by Nocbl2 Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:43 pm

*Shoots armor piercing rounds at JB.*

by Gauz Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:50 pm

*swims back to shore with SAW*

*coughs* My boat! Damnit!

*fires SAW at rzgrz tank* EAT SHIT!

by Nocbl2 Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:52 pm

*Jumps from beach into lake*
*Sees SAW*
rzgrz, take cover!
*Shoots at SAW*

by JB Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:06 pm

*sees Nocbl2*
oh no u dont u lil kiss ass Razz

*begins shooting at nocb with Gunblade explosive shells*
GO HUMP A DOORNOB U PRICK!

by Gauz Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:10 pm

FInds out shooting a SAW at a tank just won't work*

Hmmm, if only I had some sort of explosive, that can be launched at him...

by **BBJynne** Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:16 pm

*shoulders scythe*

hmm...

by JB Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:21 pm

*pulls out C4*
good luck XD

by **XNate02** Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:50 pm

*snipes nocbl2 in the face*
*continues to shoot him 3 more times incase if the 1st shot didnt kill him*

by **CivBase** Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:52 pm

I give up....

*gives Nate my raptor, Onyx the Pheonix, and Jake gets Greg*

by **XNate02** Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:55 pm

CivBase wrote:I give up....

*gives Nate my raptor, Onyx the Pheonix, and Jake gets Greg*

(kickstarts Raptor and drives off into the distance*

by Nocbl2 Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:04 pm

*Dead body is reincarnated by dead shit monster*
Ragpleph! I shall kill you all!
*picks up shotgun*

by **CivBase** Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:11 pm

XNate02 wrote:
CivBase wrote:I give up....

*gives Nate my raptor, Onyx the Pheonix, and Jake gets Greg*

(kickstarts Raptor and drives off into the distance*

Sad face?

Raptor has boosters, which also allow you to propel it into the air (really fun on ramps), a machinegun turret, and dual missile launchers... and it's armor is not too shabby.

by **XNate02** Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:12 pm

im sad because you left

by **CivBase** Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:14 pm

Oh, mkay.

*respawns with nothing but a T-shirt, a Kar98k, and a pack of chewing gum*

(I'm sure qwerty will have no problem with this)

by **BBJynne** Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:23 pm

I now maim civ with the scythe.

by Nocbl2 Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:24 pm

*shit monster shoots at Nate*
Raagghhh!!!
*Big Daddy runs at me.* Chainsaw

:zom1: Emotes need more directions...

by Gauz Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:29 pm

Alls I have is a SAW if it makes you feel better, damn boat blew up..

by Nocbl2 Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:40 pm

*Rapes Big Daddy with its own drill*
Me kill Gauz!
*fires shotgun thrice at Guaz*

by **XNate02** Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:48 pm

*all shit monsters are dead*
*Nocbl2 is currently dead due to the fact that he was sniped in the head and torn apart by another clip of sniper rounds*

by RX Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:52 pm

*drives to area where Nocbl2's body lies and fills it with bullets from mounted SAW on top of vehicle*
*then continues travel towards threehouse*

by Onyxknight Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:19 pm

*shoots Nocbl2 with my lasergun* num num num burnt human

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