Qwertyopolis 1.1

*Is unhurt from Nocbl2 attacks, due to his death*

Sweet..

*Runs away to the desert on a mysterious quest*

Avenge me, rzgrz!

*watches the five-second respawn timer go down to zero*

Owch..... who knew scythes were so sharp?

*respawns and grips my rifle*

*looks around and doesn't see anyone*

*runs into a large grove of trees and hides*

3...2...1...
Damn, why did so many people shoot me?
*Sees dead monster*
Oh...
*shoots at Nate with Shotgun*

*Nate's head explodes*

*I wander the desert and come across a giant glowing rock*
What the fuck?
*The rock opens a purple voterx that swallows everything near it*
*is eaten by vortex*

*was in the fores in a ghillie suit*
Nocnl2 has no chance of spotting me*

*Nocbl2 is sniped before he can get within 100 feet of me*

*Vortex grows. Eats tree house*
Run!
*eaten*

*vortex cannot exist in the room due to the fact that qwerty is the only person that can spawn such a thing*

5...4...3...2...1...
WTF? What's with the mountain range?
*Begins to traverse mountains*
EDIT: Nate, I don't care.Qwerty, please say you spawned the vortex!

other than me when capn is gone but *puts portal under rzgrz tank and another at the bottom of the lake*

Nocbl2 wrote:5...4...3...2...1...
WTF? What's with the mountain range?
*Begins to traverse mountains*
EDIT: Nate, I don't care.Qwerty, please say you spawned the vortex!

further more the tree house is a safe zone and cannot be affected by any outside hostile force

Okay...Tree house lives.

*Continues across mountain range*
Hmmm...Lets see here now...
*Spots tank*
Aww, shit.

Vortex ate rzgrz tank? I HAVE BEEN AVENGED!!

*Hides behind boulder*
That was close...
*spots bear*
Even more shit!
*Fires shotgun twice at the bear*
*Bear dies*

x Gauz x wrote:Vortex ate rzgrz tank? I HAVE BEEN AVENGED!!

there was no vortex to begin with

XNate02, you ruin all the fun.

Nocbl2 wrote:XNate02, you ruin all the fun.

hey if want to you could make your own game where people randomly spawn nooby vortexes uncreativley

what there was is my tank is sitting at the bottom of the lake due to portal. well that won't stop it...

*starts driving on bottom of lake*

this is taking forever....
well might as well put it on auto pilot.

*puts tank on auto pilot and sets a coord*

hmm who knew tanks were waterproof....wait i need the pressure of the ocean to kill the tank...

now thats not fare......i asked for this tank and i got it (and considering im wearing a Mark Iv suit).. just like nate has that apc.... where isthe apc at anyways?

I'll play when ya'll restart.

just ask for a tank with upgraded shells and a suite and a hand heldwepon(s) of your choice.