Qwertyopolis 1.1

*strolls up*

Hello chaps

tank... hmmm when did i have a tank.......... *looks back*.... yea i had a tank..

Where did you get a tank on this map? Did I approve it and am just forgetting? And if so, could you direct me to where I said it?

oh did map change or something???? (right before the holidays when we had a red and blue base)
if so: *goes to regroup*
if not: * goes to regroup*

No... you just never had a tank.
*flies back to red base, lands, flips open a Sky Mall magazine and starts reading*
Hey qwerty, do I have permission to use Sky Mall? I love the stuff they sell!
*is imagining all the things I could do with the marshmallow shooter I'm looking at*

*pulls out gunblade*
IM GONNA CUT ME DOWN SOME TREES
*runs off into the forest*

*watches jake run off*

*sigh*

*runs into the forest after jake while in ghillie suit*

jake come stop fooling around

jake: TALKING BUSH!!!!!

ohhh shi----

*Jake runs at me with gun blade raised over his head*

*starts running away from jake*

this is boring.

I'm just gonna have a spot of tea!

What's Sky Mall?

You've never heard of Sky Mall?
It's a catalog you find in the seats on airplanes. They have the neatest things in them (also the most expensive). You use the catalog to order things and then they deliver them to you (hopefuly the day you get home from your trip). Very fun to read on your way to/from wherever.

Neat?! O_o *questions civs sexual preferance...
oh well
*continues chasing nate and starts to catch up with him
TALKING BUSH

Ma Master Jake wrote:Neat?! O_o *questions civs sexual preferance...

You've obviously never seen sky mall.....
*orders a fake peanut butter jar that has fake spiders jump out at you when you open it*
*gets jar from pelican at my base*
HEY JAKE! I HAZ FOODZ FOR YOU AND YOUR... erm... BUSH!
*orders a potato launcher from sky mall and uses it to fire the jar across the map to Jake and Nate*

*puts on blanket covered in leaves*

"This outfit is the perfect disguise. I'm like a chameleon, an American chameleon!"

*catches and opens jar*

OH WHAT THE F*CK!

hey Jake i heard onyx is trying to get into your special safe where you keep your secret stuff!

*suppressed laughter*

>.> *is in weldershood* no im not *lights plasma torch and a safe is heard being cracked*

WTF??.....
*gets in tank(which i do have i checked) and drives to cave*

there.... wait.... who's on blue.... i MUSHTY DESTUOY ZEM Natch der Uenten(misspell)

Untoten?
You must destroy them night of the undead?
Tu eres loco.

...err...um...uh...civ? You still have to go the request thread and request the stuff you want.

And *mystery ship crashes in the middle of the map (and no you cannot get inside)*

*drives to ship in APC*

*is at the ship first*

DIBS!!!!!

COD:WAW.... civ... hmmm.. I ze a zhip..
*turns cannon*
wait.... hmm... iz der sheldz on it? Misier Nate checkz please.

*is not on red team*

*removes the sheilding tach from the ship*



*uses vehicles to pull the ship back to blue base*

ZEH NATE IZ ZTEALIN ZEH SHIP!
*canon fires at tow cable*

HaHa... Yeu itiot amerdican. I Haz yeu nao.
Fires at Nate.

how am i stealing what i already own i dibsed it!

*sheilding equipment stops RZ's shots*

*back up cable is used and ship is brought to blue base saftley*

dibz meanz nuzing to ze NAZI'S!!!.....
*stops fireing*
@.@ *watches target*

*fires a capsul to RZ containing the intergalactic cod of Dibs calling*