Re: Quote of the Day

by Gauz Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:12 pm

Nocbl2 wrote:
Gauz wrote:

Note: I feel.... like an asshole right now..
fix'd!

Yes I do!

by Carlos Spicyweiner Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:25 pm

Gauz wrote:
Nocbl2 wrote:
Gauz wrote:

Note: I feel.... like an asshole right now..
fix'd!
Yes I do!

Note: You're all retards

by laxspartan007 Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:35 pm

BLARG!

by Carlos Spicyweiner Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:37 pm

laxspartan007 wrote:BLARG!

Win

by Nocbl2 Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:15 am

Mr. Grenade wrote:
laxspartan007 wrote:BLARG!
Win

This.

by Offensive Bias Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:15 am

"They're forming on the flanks, what do we do?"

"Easy, nothing. Let them come to us while we sleep..."

"Sir, they'll kill us!"

"Not if we spring up and surprise them when it's too late!"

"How the fuck did you end up in command?!"

by JB Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:35 am

"Dude where were you today?"

"Doing the same thing you were."

"What? You weren't at school today."

"True, but I was sitting on my ass, got up every hour to move around, sat on my ass some more, and repeated. Only real difference is that I enjoyed myself."

by Carlos Spicyweiner Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:00 pm

JB wrote:"Dude where were you today?"

"Doing the same thing you were."

"What? You weren't at school today."

"True, but I was sitting on my ass, got up every hour to move around, sat on my ass some more, and repeated. Only real difference is that I enjoyed myself."

Roflcoptor

by **KrAzY** Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:14 pm

"a wise man once said that a wise man doesn't speak"

-someone who doesn't understand nested functions

by Offensive Bias Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:15 pm

"What the hell is that?"

"A scorpion..."

"... Is that a goblin riding the scor-"

"Yes!"

*Walks away*

by Nocbl2 Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:06 pm

"Well, if actually DID take the lava rock, he'd be cursed and his plane would crash in the Pacific."-Friend

"What happened to Mary Cassat?"-Friend

"She died in a plane on her way to Australia."-Me

by Death no More Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:52 am

JB wrote:"Dude where were you today?"

"Doing the same thing you were."

"What? You weren't at school today."

"True, but I was sitting on my ass, got up every hour to move around, sat on my ass some more, and repeated. Only real difference is that I enjoyed myself."

New favorite quote.

by Carlos Spicyweiner Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:17 am

Joker: "You want me to go crawling through the ducts again?"
EDI: "Yes. I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."
*Serious look from Joker*
EDI: "That is a joke."
Joker: "Right."

by A_Bearded_Swede Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:47 am

*Conversation after i finished Bioshock*

Me- So yeah Dave i finished BioShock today.

Dave- You like it?

Me- Yeah it was cool, i saved all the lil sisters.

Dave- You wuss.

Me- Well i didn't feel like shoving my hand down a girl's throat...

Dave- Nonono Nick, you just see your hand going towards the girls face and it fades out. When it fades back in there's just a slug in your hand.

Me- A Slug?

Dave- Yes.

Me- Like the ones i-

Dave- Yes.

Me- Wait. So you're are saying that in every little girl there is a slug.

Dave- Yes.

Me- Then what happens when the girl grows to a teenager and an adult?

Dave- Oh it just grows larger.

Me- Oh Really?

Dave- Yah Really.

Nick- Do you think they know about the slugs?

Dave- Dunno.

Nick- We can always ask...

Dave- BS you won't do it.

Nick- Oh tomorrow is going to be a fun day at school.

by Nocbl2 Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:01 pm

by Onyxknight Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:24 pm

Me: "So hows Masseffect 2?"

Friend: "Well its awsome i have all this fish and stuff"(goes into me2 explanation)

Me: "Well thats cool.."

Random guy the inturpts me: "I'll piss on your house and burn it".

Me and 2 other friends: "What did you say?"

by PiEdude Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:48 am

lol, sorry about that.

I saw an opportunity and I took it Razz

.

by Carlos Spicyweiner Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:48 am

Onyxknight wrote:Me: "So hows Masseffect 2?"

Friend: "Well its awsome i have all this fish and stuff"(goes into me2 explanation)

Me: "Well thats cool.."

Random guy the inturpts me: "I'll piss on your house and burn it".

Me and 2 other friends: "What did you say?"

Lol

by Carlos Spicyweiner Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:49 pm

NO! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CUNT-BAD MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD BITCH!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!

by Carlos Spicyweiner Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:36 pm

"You know how your white now? By the time I'm done with you, your gonna be brown."

by Spartan15 Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:10 pm

Mr. Grenade wrote:NO! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CUNT-BAD MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD BITCH!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!

Someone got up out of the wrong side of their bed this morning.......

by Nocbl2 Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:44 pm

"Why can't a GUY be the lead vocalist?!"- Friend yelling at teacher directing talent show

by Carlos Spicyweiner Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:57 am

Spartan15 wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:NO! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CUNT-BAD MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD BITCH!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!
Someone got up out of the wrong side of their bed this morning.......

No it's just this one girl I know who gets really pissed whenever somebody kills her on CoD

by Ziggy Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:24 am

I haven't yet seen a funny, or profound quote in this thread.

My favourite quite though, from Socrates
"The unexamined life is not worth living"

by Gold Spartan Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:08 pm

"I'd never bring an active Geth to the Migrant Fleet!"
-Tali with Legion standing right next to her. Smile

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