Re: Quote of the Day

by Dud Doodoo Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:02 pm

Mr. Grenade wrote:RAMIREZ! FIRE THE PANZERSHRECK! Oops, wrong foreign person

by **Vigil** Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:42 pm

I've been in a Pacino Mood lately.

Very Happy

by PiEdude Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:43 pm

"An atheist has to know a lot more than I know."
-Carl Sagan

by Carlos Spicyweiner Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:27 pm

PiEdude wrote:"An atheist has to know a lot more than I know."
-Carl Sagan

Funny story about Carl Sagan. One of Ruski and I's debate judge told Ruski he sounded like him lol

by Carlos Spicyweiner Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:29 pm

Ruski: Nathan do you want any prep time?

Me: No

Ruski: How much do you want?

Me: None, I don't want any

Ruski (to judge): We'll take thirty seconds of prep time

Me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

by **BBJynne** Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:54 pm

prep time is good

helps organize thoughts

also, when I used to debate, we [me and a friend] got our asses whooped consistently

but I still think that saying property taxes collected from illegal immigrants aren't legit and thus cannot be counted was hilarious

by Gauz Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:39 pm

:Blink:

...

Razz

by A_Bearded_Swede Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:19 am

Frau (My German Teacher) - Okay Nick take this poster in put in it my car, here's the keys.

Nick(Me) - Wait what?

Frau - Put the poster in my car Nick.

Nick - Uh... okay then, *speaks to class* Yo, I'm going to Wendy's you's want anything?

Frau - I'll take some chicken nuggets.

Ich liebe meinen Lehrer. ^_^

by Carlos Spicyweiner Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:19 am

Baconsen wrote:Frau (My German Teacher) - Okay Nick take this poster in put in it my car, here's the keys.

Nick(Me) - Wait what?

Frau - Put the poster in my car Nick.

Nick - Uh... okay then, *speaks to class* Yo, I'm going to Wendy's you's want anything?

Frau - I'll take some chicken nuggets.

Ich liebe meinen Lehrer. ^_^

Win

by Gauz Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:33 pm

Baconsen wrote:Frau (My German Teacher) - Okay Nick take this poster in put in it my car, here's the keys.

Nick(Me) - Wait what?

Frau - Put the poster in my car Nick.

Nick - Uh... okay then, *speaks to class* Yo, I'm going to Wendy's you's want anything?

Frau - I'll take some chicken nuggets.

Ich liebe meinen Lehrer. ^_^

My german teacher is the same was Very Happy

She's awesome, or maybe germans in general are just awesome.

by JB Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:55 pm

Speaking of Germans..
A conversation between my buddy and I at speech contest yesterday.

James: Ya know, most people from our area of the state are German right?

Me: Well ya, when most the people here share the same last name it kinda says that.

James: No, because of Hitler, but he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy

Me: Oh really?

James: Yeah, he was loved by the people and he was very artistic. The jews were just bringing down his game.

Me: That's terrible..

James: Hey can't blame him for not liking people who didn't like him

Random person: Who ya guys talking about sounds interesting.

Both of us: Hitler

Random person: What?!

Us: ... *holding salute* Heil.

by Nocbl2 Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:51 pm

"You played a great game today, guys..."-Coach talking to hockey team after loss of 6-1

by Gauz Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:01 pm

"Skank's, fucking skanks"

by Carlos Spicyweiner Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:05 pm

My Grandma: Your cousin Cassidy was up here with her girlfriend the other...

My sister: Wait! Cassy is gay?

by PiEdude Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:07 pm

"Do you want to die like that hooker did?"
-BBJynne

by Divine Virus Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:18 pm

Baconsen wrote:Frau (My German Teacher) - Okay Nick take this poster in put in it my car, here's the keys.

Nick(Me) - Wait what?

Frau - Put the poster in my car Nick.

Nick - Uh... okay then, *speaks to class* Yo, I'm going to Wendy's you's want anything?

Frau - I'll take some chicken nuggets.

Ich liebe meinen Lehrer. ^_^

Highschool produces some of the best lols in life.

by Carlos Spicyweiner Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:53 am

PiEdude wrote:"Do you want to die like that hooker did?"
-BBJynne

Yes

by **Tylertlat** Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:55 am

Joe, watch Moby Dick in English class- Dang, I wish I was a seamen
English Teacher, loudly mumbled- You already were...

by Ziggy Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:05 am

Gauz wrote:
My german teacher is the same was

She's awesome, or maybe germans in general are just awesome.

Funnily enough my German teacher is a hilarious guy too.

He asked this Indian guy what his dad did, and he forget what he said, but the teacher goes "What?! He doesn't work at 7/11? Or he isn't an accountant?!"
He's a pretty racist guy, but he's pretty hilariously racist. He has similar tats to Edward Norton in American History X, and is also bald and pretty well built, but it turns out he's a Jew himself so our Neo-Nazi suspicions were invalidated.

by Death no More Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:48 pm

Rotaretilbo wrote:A wise man once said, for every cow that a vegetarian saves, I pledge to eat three.

by **Vigil** Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:29 pm

by Nocbl2 Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:06 pm

"Nice job, Kayla, you ruined it for everyone..."- English Teacher
"Ya!"-Retarded annoyance in my class

by Gauz Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:09 pm

Death no more wrote:
Rotaretilbo wrote:A wise man once said, for every cow that a vegetarian saves, I pledge to eat three and die because i'm a fat fuck with type 2 diabetes.

Fix'd

(not saying you are, but that's what'd happen ;))

Nocbl2 wrote:"Nice job, Kayla, you ruined it for everyone..."- English Teacher
"Ya!"-~~Retarded annoyance in my class~~ Noc

fix'd

Note: I feel.... malicious right now..

by Nocbl2 Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:11 pm

Gauz wrote:

Note: I feel.... like an asshole right now..

fix'd!

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