Qwertyopolis 1.1

*Takes hit list and shreds it, then burns it*
Now you don't have a hit list!
*Shoots Civ with AWM*
Now the person that was on your hit list is gone.

*Respawns behind Ang*
Fuckea!
*Shoots angatar in the face and teabags dead body*

Well... Angatar shot me... but he only grazed my left arm. =P
*rushes into the forest and turns on my active camo to loose anyone that may follow*

*tosses Civ some bandages*
*returns back into the tall grass, bushes, and forest*

Guaz, wanna have an alliance? After all, I just saved your ass.

My face is so ugly the bullet turned around and hit you in the you just above the balls.
*Bends down and takes balls off the floor*
Yea!

Cant do that...If Qwerty says yes, then I clone new balls immediately and shove a shotgun into your chest and blow out your vital organs.

My chest is so hairy the bullet disintergrates on impact, and it pads me.

+rofl shield that protects me.

x Gauz x wrote:Whats the Term Limits?

And now, my revenge on rzgrz!

*jumps from a bush and fires rockets ar his tank*

EPIC PHAIL!!!!.... due to fact im under water. still.... curse onyx and portal gun.

Fires 8 times at Ang's newly claimed balls, which have no hair to protect them, because puberty has only just begun.

Qwerty, since we'll be ending this map soon, do you mind if I use it as a testing ground for some of my other, more...experimental weapons?

I suppose not. Have at it (just don't end the world prematurely, ok?).

I don't feel safe....

*runs away to the farthest edges of the map and takes cover*

*pornbomb spawns*
You all have time unntil Qwerty says it shall detonate ^^
And attacking the bomb is a nono.
It is also impossible to destroy.

RX wrote:*pornbomb spawns*
You all have time unntil Qwerty says it shall detonate ^^
And attacking the bomb is a nono.
It is also impossible to destroy.

read the rules
none of us can randomly spawn things
if you want a porn bomb you will have to ask qwerty for it

Yay imabout to break the surface!!

*tank is now strolling onto beach head*

wait a minute.......

*is on whole other side of map*

crap.....

*drives back into lake and heads toward town*

XNate02 wrote:

RX wrote:*pornbomb spawns*
You all have time unntil Qwerty says it shall detonate ^^
And attacking the bomb is a nono.
It is also impossible to destroy.

read the rules
none of us can randomly spawn things
if you want a porn bomb you will have to ask qwerty for it

I know the rules... I'm just bored as hell....

this is why we have the guardians(sp)

*RX is killed by the guardians(sp)*

*teleports grz to base of treehouse* There you go.

*deletes pornbomb (I mean seriously, what were you thinking?)*

capn qwerty wrote:*deletes pornbomb (I mean seriously, what were you thinking?)*

Yeah... Thats actually a good question...

Alright, I'll just make some modifications to your ship.

*begins installing pi-based matter manipulator ray*

3...2...1...
Noc bad idea dude
U dont kill me... ever....
*runs into the forest after laying a few traps

*sees Noc*
*nudges jake and points at Noc*
There you go man

Alright, let's fire this baby up.

*targets lake*

Hmm...let's see...I know!

*fires beam*

*lake turns into strawberry jello*

Dammit! Still need to work out some kinks. I clearly selected chocolate pudding!