Re: Qwerty's Room Request Thread

[XNate02]

can i have 6 metal walls 4 support beams and some concrete?

[JB]

I would like 3 Light AP round auto turrets and barbed wire/steel posts

[Angatar]

Can I have 1 Dragon Skin vest, an AWM sniper, a G36C.

[BBJynne]

I want a GIANT ENEMY CRAB

[Felix]

can i haz baconopolis? and an Evil Chuck Norris?

[Nocbl2]

A sniper rifle with 8 clips of AP rounds, and a Thunder Strike mass effect shotgun.
Oh, and throw in a Big Daddy.

[Gauz]

Can I have..

Ryu from Ninja Gaiden as my body guard, along with 20 other super ninjas..

aaand..

a Pirate ship (we have oceans, right?)

[Rotaretilbo]

I'm going to need a standard issue M314 Pi Transmitter. If you need the specs, I can provide them.

I'll assume, for now, that my M1337 Pi Quantum Collider is not allowed, since causing the universe to wink out of existence would not be healthy for the game.

[capn qwerty]

@ Ang: I only have the slightest idea as to what one of those things are.

@ BB: Maybe later.

@ felix: No.

@ Nocbl2: Sniper yes, you might be able to have the shotgun once you explain it a bit more, and no Big Daddy (the one form Bioshock, right?).

@ Gauz: No ninja's, no Ryu, no ship. And there is a lake. A very large lake.

@ Rot: Specs would be appreciated. And no, you may not have the Collider (I already have one ).

[XNate02]

can i have 6 metal walls 4 support beams and some concrete?

[CivBase]

Can I have 500 gallons of vanilla pudding?

...and a really big bowl?

...and a pack of C4?

...and a spoon?

[Angatar]

Can I have 1 Dragon Skin vest, an AWM sniper, a G36C.

The Dragon Skin is a new type of armor.
AWM is the Arctic Warfare Magnum, a sniper rifle.
G36C is a compact version of the G36 series of guns.

[RX]

I might aswell join...
Could I have a Kevlar vest, an SV-98 Sniper Rifle with attachable sound depresser and either an M249 SPW, MG36 or an SIG SG 552 Commando?

[Gauz]

Aw crap, no pirate ship..

Ok, can I have this

with a SAW mounted on it?

[Felix]

Can I have a Felix?(If you don't who that is, just ask)

[Gauz]

Whats a Felix..

[capn qwerty]

No nate.

Uh...sure civ.

Armor yes, sniper yes, and I have no idea what the G36 is.

You can have the vest and the sniper w/ sound depressor, and wth are those last three things?

Yes gauz.

What/who is (a) Felix?

[Rotaretilbo]

THe M314 works by concentrating an extremely large sequence of pi and transmitting it directly into the target's brain, which basically forces the subject to consider the entirety of pi all at once. The sequence is normally so large that all brain activity ceases.

The weapon comes with several setting, ranging from pi out to the 42 billionth place to pi out to the 42 sextillion. The billion setting stuns, trillion causes feinting, quadrillion causes a comatose state, quintillion kills, and sextillion causes the head to literally explode.

The weapon also comes with an interrogation setting, which causes the target to consider pi digit by digit, a form of psychological torture. Targets subjected to the interrogation setting will be unable of motor function, but will be able to speak. To continue functioning, one must retain a direct line of fire and hold the trigger down. Releasing the trigger or directing the weapon's muzzle away from the target will cause the target to retain motor function and stop hearing the digits of pi read out one at a time in his mind.

It should be noted that all setting shift down (so that billion causes feinting) in animals, zombies, and other creatures incapable of higher brain functions. Further, the sextillion setting can be used to cause basic CPUs to crash.

Conversely, the M1337 uses a mathematical sequence involving pi that, for the time being, is classified. The sequence is so chaotic and impossible that it causes a dark matter rift, which tears apart the very fabric of the universe in the space of about one day.

[Felix]

No nate.

Uh...sure civ.

Armor yes, sniper yes, and I have no idea what the G36 is.

You can have the vest and the sniper w/ sound depressor, and wth are those last three things?

Yes gauz.

What/who is (a) Felix?

He is an adept that uses psyenergy to use the element of Earth.

If I can't have him, then i'll take four venous Djinn.

If I can't have those, I'll take an enery sword, with a battle rifle

[capn qwerty]

You can have the e-sword and BR.

Rot, if I let you have that, people'd be screaming for my blood. Maybe something a bit less...unfair?

[Angatar]

You can have the e-sword and BR.

Rot, if I let you have that, people'd be screaming for my blood. Maybe something a bit less...unfair?

I want to get shot by the Pie Gun.
*Grabs gun and shoots at head*
NO! LIES! THAT'S NOT PIE!

[BBJynne]

I think rot should get his gun lol


and I want a scythe

[Rotaretilbo]

How is my gun unfair? It isn't any more effective than a regular gun, with the effects being stronger the closer the shot is to the head, with the exception that the M314 doesn't have to be reloaded.

The main upside to it is that during my extensive testing of pi as a weapon, I have been exposed to large amounts of it, and have grown an immunity to the effects of the M314 below the sextillion setting (which would stun me).

[RX]

*sigh* You need to learn more about weapons Qwerty..
MG36
M249 SPW
SIG SG 552 Commando

EDIT:
Oh and can I also have http://www.defensereview.com/1_31_2004/Ultra%20AP%20Armored%20Vehicle%20(Concept-Experimental)_Large.jpg (copy and paste everything from the HTTP to the .JPG) Just with a closable hatch at the roof and this mounted on the roof aswell? Not being able to take it off of course.

[Nocbl2]

Okay, the shotgun fires 50 pellets per bullet. However, it wont do as much damage if a bunch of the pellets miss. That's why there are 50.

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