Dark Souls 2
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Dark Souls 2
by Lord Pheonix Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:58 am
Anyone play the original? This game is the most difficult piece of shit i've ever played and it's fucking awesome. If you like to play a game to be challenged based on skill than this shit is it.
The most basic zombie/skeleton enemies that are the normal fodder in other games will fuck your mouth till your jaw dislocates so god forbid you fight something that has a god damn health bar.
YOU SEE THIS PANSY ASS MUSHROOM SHIT?!?! THIS WEAK LOOKING FUCK THAT YOU WOULD KILL BY LOOKING AT?!?!
HE WILL KILL YOU IN 1-2 HITS AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING LIKE IT
HE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UNTIL YOU START PISSING OUT YOUR MOUTH AND SHITTING OUT YOUR EARS
AND HE TRAVELS IN PACKS
I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS FUCKING SCREEN CAUSE YOU WILL SEE A FUCK TON OF IT
Every single enemy in this game will fucking murder you if you are not careful. If you go into a sewer and see a giant undead rat which is usually the lvl1 starter tutorial enemy in other games and underestimate him he will bite of your god damn knee caps and rape your corpse until you produce his unholy rat children who will continue the cycle with what remains. Once they run out of holes to fuck they will make more and just keep fucking until their is nothing left. Then you will respawn and do it again, this time with some fucking respect.
God have mercy on you when you fight a Dragon or a Hydra, cause this game sure as shit won't.
And I god damn love it and can't wait for the sequel.
The most basic zombie/skeleton enemies that are the normal fodder in other games will fuck your mouth till your jaw dislocates so god forbid you fight something that has a god damn health bar.
YOU SEE THIS PANSY ASS MUSHROOM SHIT?!?! THIS WEAK LOOKING FUCK THAT YOU WOULD KILL BY LOOKING AT?!?!
HE WILL KILL YOU IN 1-2 HITS AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING LIKE IT
HE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UNTIL YOU START PISSING OUT YOUR MOUTH AND SHITTING OUT YOUR EARS
AND HE TRAVELS IN PACKS
I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS FUCKING SCREEN CAUSE YOU WILL SEE A FUCK TON OF IT
Every single enemy in this game will fucking murder you if you are not careful. If you go into a sewer and see a giant undead rat which is usually the lvl1 starter tutorial enemy in other games and underestimate him he will bite of your god damn knee caps and rape your corpse until you produce his unholy rat children who will continue the cycle with what remains. Once they run out of holes to fuck they will make more and just keep fucking until their is nothing left. Then you will respawn and do it again, this time with some fucking respect.
God have mercy on you when you fight a Dragon or a Hydra, cause this game sure as shit won't.
And I god damn love it and can't wait for the sequel.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Lord Pheonix Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:46 am
SCARIEST MOTHER FUCKING THING IN THE GAME
YOU TURN A CORNER AND SEE THIS FUCKER YOU SHIT OUT YOUR INTESTINES INSTANTLY.
THEN YOU FIGHT 5 AT THE SAME MOTHER FUCKING TIME
ON A NARROW AS FUCK PATH THAT YOU FALL IF YOU DON'T WALK FUCKING STRAIGHT
CAUSE FUCK YOU
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Ascendant Justice Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:15 am
My god though.....the PC port is a steaming pile of shit lol. May have to just get it for console.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Lord Pheonix Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:55 am
PC port is shit and rushed as fuck since the controls on the pc say PRESS X OR B ON THE XBOX CONTROLLER TO FUCKING SWING THE SWORD. Honestly they couldn't take the god damn time to convert the images to say which Key does what in the game. The developer even said they fucked up and they are making Dark Souls 2 with PC in mind. That on top of all the fucking graphical issues and Anti Aliasing that prevented the game from even being RUNNABLE on my "Plays everything on fucking Ultra" computer because of the humongous amount of slowdown.
Thankfully modders fixed those issues day 2 of the mod (literally took them 2 days to do what a team of developers fucking couldn't) so now the game works just fine.
Thankfully modders fixed those issues day 2 of the mod (literally took them 2 days to do what a team of developers fucking couldn't) so now the game works just fine.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Elabajaba Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:04 am
I stopped playing Dark Souls after the 2nd boss fight when it ran off the edge and killed itself when I wasn't looking. Hopefully they fix stuff like that and make a decent pc port.
Also, the rats at the start of Oblivion would fuck you up on the hardest difficulty.
Also, the rats at the start of Oblivion would fuck you up on the hardest difficulty.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Lord Pheonix Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:37 am
Well you are missing out on some good shit because of one bug then. One of the most challenging and rewarding games i've ever played.
Other games hold your hand till about midway through the game while this one starts you off naked and with a broken sword hilt and says "FUCK YOU SCRUB"
ALSO THIS
THIS FUCKER HAS TWICE MY HEALTH. YOU CAN'T EVEN FATHOM THIS SHIT PEOPLE. FUCKER GOT STRAIGHT KILLED.
Other games hold your hand till about midway through the game while this one starts you off naked and with a broken sword hilt and says "FUCK YOU SCRUB"
ALSO THIS
THIS FUCKER HAS TWICE MY HEALTH. YOU CAN'T EVEN FATHOM THIS SHIT PEOPLE. FUCKER GOT STRAIGHT KILLED.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Nocbl2 Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:10 pm
Do you have links to the mods? I'd like to play it on PC.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Lord Pheonix Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:22 pm
I'll find it, pretty sure if you just google "Dark Souls Mod" every link will be this amazing human being and his work.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Lord Pheonix Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:24 pm
Okay, found it.
And I was a bit wrong about the modder fixing the game in two days where the devs couldn't do it in months.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER FIXED IT 23 MINUTES AFTER THE GOD DAMN RELEASE OF THE GAME
http://blog.metaclassofnil.com/?tag=dsfix
You'll have to tweak the settings for yourself. If you need help I can just send you a copy of my settings to see if they work. I just kept fucking with it till it worked cause it was almost unplayable otherwise. Huge lag and frame rate drops and blurry bullshit. Was awful and I have a great computer that plays games on high/ultra. They spent no god damn time in fixing this game for PC.
And I was a bit wrong about the modder fixing the game in two days where the devs couldn't do it in months.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER FIXED IT 23 MINUTES AFTER THE GOD DAMN RELEASE OF THE GAME
http://blog.metaclassofnil.com/?tag=dsfix
You'll have to tweak the settings for yourself. If you need help I can just send you a copy of my settings to see if they work. I just kept fucking with it till it worked cause it was almost unplayable otherwise. Huge lag and frame rate drops and blurry bullshit. Was awful and I have a great computer that plays games on high/ultra. They spent no god damn time in fixing this game for PC.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Ascendant Justice Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:57 pm
Lord Pheonix wrote:PC port is shit and rushed as fuck since the controls on the pc say PRESS X OR B ON THE XBOX CONTROLLER TO FUCKING SWING THE SWORD. Honestly they couldn't take the god damn time to convert the images to say which Key does what in the game. The developer even said they fucked up and they are making Dark Souls 2 with PC in mind. That on top of all the fucking graphical issues and Anti Aliasing that prevented the game from even being RUNNABLE on my "Plays everything on fucking Ultra" computer because of the humongous amount of slowdown.
Thankfully modders fixed those issues day 2 of the mod (literally took them 2 days to do what a team of developers fucking couldn't) so now the game works just fine.
Yeah I have the same problem. I got the mouse thing to go away, and did the dsfix stuff, even unlocked the framerate but my computer which can run Total War maxed out, and just about whatever else I play at max, struggles with this shit. I barely made it out of the first dungeon cell before I had to quit.
EDIT: Actually could you post your settings? Maybe I could make this game work after all....
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Lord Pheonix Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:52 pm
- Spoiler:
- ###############################################################################
# Graphics Options
###############################################################################
# internal rendering resolution of the game
# higher values will decrease performance
renderWidth 1360
renderHeight 768
# The display width/height
# 0 means use the same resolution as renderWidth/Height
# (use for downscaling - if in doubt, leave at 0)
presentWidth 0
presentHeight 0
############# Anti Aliasing
# AA toggle and quality setting
# 0 = off (best performance, worst IQ)
# 1 = low
# 2 = medium
# 3 = high
# 4 = ultra (worst performance, best IQ)
aaQuality 0
# AA type
# either "SMAA" or "FXAA"
aaType FXAA
############# Ambient Occlusion
# Enable and set the strength of the SSAO effect (all 3 settings have the same performance impact!)
# 0 = off
# 1 = low
# 2 = medium
# 3 = high
ssaoStrength 1
# Set SSAO scale
# 1 = high quality (default)
# 2 = lower quality, lower impact on performance
# 3 = lowest quality, lowest impact on performance
ssaoScale 3
# Determine the type of AO used
# "VSSAO" = Volumetric SSAO (default, suggested)
# "HBAO" = Horizon-Based Ambient Occlusion
# "SCAO" = VSSAO + HBAO
# VSSAO and HBAO types have a different effect and similar performance
# SCAO combines both, with a higher performance impact
ssaoType VSSAO
############# Depth of field
# Depth of Field resolution override, possible values:
# 0 = no change from default (DoF pyramid starts at 512x360)
# 540 = DoF pyramid starts at 960x540
# 810 = DoF pyramid starts at 1440x810
# 1080 = DoF pyramid starts at 1920x1080
# 2160 = DoF pyramid starts at 3840x2160
# higher values will decrease performance
# do NOT set this to the same value as your vertical rendering resolution!
dofOverrideResolution 540
# Depth of Field scaling override (NOT RECOMMENDED)
# 0 = DoF scaling enabled (default, recommended)
# 1 = DoF scaling disabled (sharper, worse performance, not as originally intended)
disableDofScaling 0
# Depth of field additional blur
# allows you to use high DoF resolutions and still get the originally intended effect
# suggested values:
# o (off) at default DoF resolution
# 0 or 1 at 540 DoF resolution
# 1 or 2 above that
# 3 or 4 at 2160 DoF resolution (if you're running a 680+)
dofBlurAmount 1
############# Framerate
# Enable variable framerate (up to 60)
# NOTE:
# - this requires in-memory modification of game code, and may get you banned from GFWL
# - there may be unintended side-effects in terms of gameplay
# - you need a very powerful system (especially CPU) in order to maintain 60 FPS
# - in some instances, collision detection may fail. Avoid sliding down ladders
# Use this at your own risk!
# 0 = no changes to game code
# 1 = unlock the frame rate
unlockFPS 0
# FPS limit, only used with unlocked framerate
# do not set this much higher than 60, this will lead to various issues with the engine
FPSlimit 60
# FPS threshold
# DSfix will dynamically disable AA if your framerate drops below this value
# and re-enable it once it has normalized (with a bit of hysteresis thresholding)
FPSthreshold 28
############# Filtering
# texture filtering override
# 0 = no change
# 1 = enable some bilinear filtering (use only if you need it!)
# 2 = full AF override (may degrade performance)
# if in doubt, leave this at 0
filteringOverride 1
###############################################################################
# HUD options
###############################################################################
# Enable HUD modifications
# 0 = off (default) - none of the options below will do anything!
# 1 = on
enableHudMod 0
# Remove the weapon icons from the HUD
# (you can see which weapons you have equipped from your character model)
enableMinimalHud 1
# Scale down HuD, examples:
# 1.0 = original scale
# 0.75 = 75% of the original size
hudScaleFactor 0.75
# Set opacity for different elements of the HUD
# 1.0 = fully opaque
# 0.0 = fully transparent
# Top left: health bars, stamina bar, humanity counter, status indicators
hudTopLeftOpacity 0.8f
# Bottom left: item indicators & counts
hudBottomLeftOpacity 0.75f
# Bottom right: soul count
hudBottomRightOpacity 0.5f
###############################################################################
# Window & Mouse Cursor Options
###############################################################################
# borderless fullscreen mode
# make sure to select windowed mode in the game settings for this to work!
# 0 = disable
# 1 = enable
borderlessFullscreen 0
# disable cursor at startup
# 0 = no change
# 1 = off at start
disableCursor 0
# capture cursor (do not allow it to leave the window)
# 0 = don't capture
# 1 = capture
# (this also works if the cursor is not visible)
captureCursor 1
###############################################################################
# Save Game Backup Options
###############################################################################
# enables save game backups
# 0 = no backups
# 1 = backups enabled
# backups are stored in the save folder, as "[timestamp]_[original name].bak"
enableBackups 0
# backup interval in seconds (1500 = 25 minutes)
# (minimum setting 600)
backupInterval 1500
# maximum amount of backups, older ones will be deleted
maxBackups 10
###############################################################################
# Texture Override Options
###############################################################################
# enables texture dumping
# you *only* need this if you want to create your own override textures
# textures will be dumped to "dsfix\tex_override\[hash].tga"
enableTextureDumping 0
# enables texture override
# textures in "dsfix\tex_override\[hash].png" will replace the corresponding originals
# will cause a small slowdown during texture loading!
enableTextureOverride 0
###############################################################################
# Other Options
###############################################################################
# skip the intro logos
# this should now be slightly more stable, but should still be
# the first thing to disable in case you experience any problems
skipIntro 0
# change the screenshot directory
# default: . (current directory)
# example: C:\Users\Peter\Pictures
# directory must exist!
screenshotDir .
# override the in-game language
# none = no override
# en-GB = English, fr = French, it = Italian, de = German, es = Spanish
# ko = Korean, zh-tw = Chinese, pl = Polish, ru = Russian
# this does not work in Windows XP!
overrideLanguage none
# Dinput dll chaining
# if you want to use another dinput8.dll wrapper together
# with DSfix, rename it (e.g. "dinputwrapper.dll") and put the new name here
dinput8dllWrapper none
# dsmfix.dll
# D3D adapter override
# -1 = no override
# N = use adapter N
# this setting is for multiple (non-SLI/crossfire) GPUs
# everyone else should leave it at -1
d3dAdapterOverride -1
# Log level - 0 to 11, higher numbers mean more logging
# only enable for debugging
logLevel 0
###############################################################################
# The settings below are not yet ready to use!!
###############################################################################
# You can only set either forceFullscreen or forceWindowed (or neither)
# 0 = off, 1 = on
forceWindowed 0
forceFullscreen 0
# turn on/off Vsync
enableVsync 1
# adjust display refresh rate in fullscreen mode - this is NOT linked to FPS!
fullscreenHz 60
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Lord Pheonix Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:40 pm
Guess those of us with the PC version could group up and kill shit/people together.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Ascendant Justice Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:09 pm
Ah fuck, its still being a bitch. And the mouse thing is back now... Fuck me sideways I hate this game.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Gauz Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:08 pm
you just have to quit being a pussy, then you can play dark souls
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by helvner Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:55 am
i made it to ringing the first bell on xbox
my brother has it on xbox and steam and has spend 400+ hours getting every single weapon and his souls are maxed out on his character
my brother has it on xbox and steam and has spend 400+ hours getting every single weapon and his souls are maxed out on his character
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Vigil Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:14 am
And in Dark Souls 2, Backstabbing animations are no longer invincible and you can be knocked out of them.
Yay!?
Yay!?
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Elabajaba Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:01 am
Vigil wrote:And in Dark Souls 2, Backstabbing animations are no longer invincible and you can be knocked out of them.
Yay!?
Yay!
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Nocbl2 Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:26 pm
Even with the mods, this shit is fucking unplayable.
Whoever the fuck mapped the PC controls needs to go die.
Whoever the fuck mapped the PC controls needs to go die.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Lord Pheonix Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:29 pm
I got it working nicely on my PC for quite some time. Might want to change the graphics options to fit your own needs though since I am playing on a TV monitor and adjusted it to work on that.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Nocbl2 Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:46 pm
I am too. The graphics are fine, it's just the mouse (even at 2 sensitivity) is twitchy as fuck and is annoying to use.
I'll have to get another wired Xbox controller, since mine is broke and to use the PS3 one requires shifty Chinese software.
I'll have to get another wired Xbox controller, since mine is broke and to use the PS3 one requires shifty Chinese software.
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Lord Pheonix Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:24 pm
"This game is hard like the devils dick raping you in hell"
-Patt from "Two Best Friends Play"
-Patt from "Two Best Friends Play"
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Re: Dark Souls 2
by Nocbl2 Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:01 pm
THOSE BASTARDS!
Microsoft decided that it wouldn't let me access my save progress unless I get another Gold membership because lolcustomers
*facedesk*
Microsoft decided that it wouldn't let me access my save progress unless I get another Gold membership because lolcustomers
*facedesk*
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