Twilight Fan's Hilarious Letter to Universal

http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-letter-to-universal-your-wolfman-ripped-off-twilight-9247 My personal favorite line, "How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet?" Yes... she asked that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"That's what you get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!"

HAHAHA!

But seriously, this girl is grade A e-tarded.

This is what the Twilight franshise has done. Reduced would be fans of classic monsters such as Vampires and Lycans to fucking idiots who only idolize them because they got a pretty face. Not only that, but get the whole structure, nature and god damn RULES of the species wrong on all levels.



BTW, I'm going to watch Daybreakers tonight.

:twisted:

daybreakers is rather fail :/

The Pariah wrote:daybreakers is rather fail :/

Too bad it's not.

'rather fail' i didnt say it was

i just found it rather predictable and slightly retarded

And I didn't say you did.

MovieBob had an orgasm all over it apparently though.

I take his word over anyone here, anyday.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1368-Daybreakers

We should whip up a picture of a werewolf doggystyling the twilight werewolf, and email en masse it to:

george@latinoreview.com

Divine Virus wrote:
BTW, I'm going to watch Daybreakers tonight.

That movie was good.

I liked it.

"How do you feel?"

"Pretty goo-" *guy explodes*
Amazing.

I saw Wolfman last night.

It was also pretty good.

'I KEEEEL YOOUUU!! I'LL KEEEEEEEEEL AAAAALLLLL OFFFFF YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!'

You heard about that letter on IGN.com Grenade

Baconsen wrote:

Divine Virus wrote:
BTW, I'm going to watch Daybreakers tonight.

That movie was good.

I liked it.

"How do you feel?"

"Pretty goo-" *guy explodes*
Amazing.

The gore scenes wore just that, amazing.

That's got to be fake.

TNine wrote:That's got to be fake.

You overestimate the average person's intelligence. I wouldn't be suprised at all if that letter is real.

Divine Virus wrote:This is what the Twilight franshise has done. Reduced would be fans of classic monsters such as Vampires and Lycans to fucking idiots who only idolize them because they got a pretty face. Not only that, but get the whole structure, nature and god damn RULES of the species wrong on all levels.

took the words right outta my mouth. I am a high school sophomore, and i must say, being surrounded by this shit pisses me off

Gold Spartan wrote:

TNine wrote:That's got to be fake.

You overestimate the average person's intelligence. I wouldn't be suprised at all if that letter is real.

It's not that, i'm sure there are people out there that think Twighlight created werewolves. But some of the statements seemed way to obvious, especially the last one.

Elemayoh(pee)

Divine Virus wrote:And I didn't say you did.

MovieBob had an orgasm all over it apparently though.

I take his word over anyone here, anyday.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1368-Daybreakers

WTF.
But escapist fails amazingly...

YouCurse wrote:

Divine Virus wrote:And I didn't say you did.

MovieBob had an orgasm all over it apparently though.

I take his word over anyone here, anyday.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1368-Daybreakers

WTF.
But escapist fails amazingly...

WTF.
Your saying Yahtzee and MovieBob and Unskippable fails?

Hahahaha Oh that's funny...wait you're serious? Well then, let me laugh harder. HAHAHAHAHA