Zombies

No.

Pheonix wrote:twas a pretty good post though.

The "zombies" from "I am legend" I wasn't going to mention but I might as well, these "zombies" are more related to vampire but infact do share similar qualities with zombies.

Meh, I watched the movie, but the book is on my stuff to read list.

Dud Doodoo wrote:

Don Corleone wrote:what about vampires?
They are a tad worse

Vampires as far as I know don't completely kill, and when they bite you you don't become a vampire. On top of that you can do anything you want to them during the day.

Yeah... Except that Vampires have almost COMPLETE supremacy during the night, completely ignore gravity (Walk up walls) can mysteriously exit locked rooms, cannot be killed with conventional weapons, etc.

The only good thing about them is that they need permission to enter your house.

Don Corleone wrote:You've never seen a movie where like thwe all the vampires are being like really....bow chicka honk honk seems right.

Van Helsing...
Man, those buggers were busy! Producing all that offspring, it's a surprise they had time to terrorize the local Romanian village.

UNSC AI #23 wrote:

Dud Doodoo wrote:

Don Corleone wrote:what about vampires?
They are a tad worse

Vampires as far as I know don't completely kill, and when they bite you you don't become a vampire. On top of that you can do anything you want to them during the day.

You only turn into a vampire if you are a virgin, that is why there are so few.
Yea, I know its a wierd system, but they got us pretty young

Well at least I know I'm safe.

UNSC AI #23 wrote:were the vampires being all

smexual and stuff?

lmfao i have seen those movies.............

Hey Hey Hey, ZOMBIE thread people lol

Bow chiacka wow w.....MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*falls over dead*

sargentbilco wrote:

UNSC AI #23 wrote:were the vampires being all

smexual and stuff?

lmfao i have seen those movies.............

Yes, I believe they're called "Pornography".
I too, have seen these films.

Pheonix wrote:Hey Hey Hey, ZOMBIE thread people lol

OK, getting us back on track, we need to learn how to prioritize.
For example, runners with guns are VERY high priority.
Shamblers are low priority.
Shamblers muttering "Brian... I want BRIAAANNNNNN." are extremely low priority.

Seems simple, but it's something you need to learn when you go out raiding abandoned houses.

CPO PiEman wrote:

sargentbilco wrote:

UNSC AI #23 wrote:were the vampires being all

smexual and stuff?

lmfao i have seen those movies.............

Yes, I believe they're called "Pornography".
I too, have seen these films.

ewwww.............

i meant a real movie not a blue one you emo for watching vampire porn.....................

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:

Pheonix wrote:Hey Hey Hey, ZOMBIE thread people lol

OK, getting us back on track, we need to learn how to prioritize.
For example, runners with guns are VERY high priority.
Shamblers are low priority.
Shamblers muttering "Brian... I want BRIAAANNNNNN." are extremely low priority.

Seems simple, but it's something you need to learn when you go out raiding abandoned houses.

Fuck, are they after me? lol (my names Brian)


Shamblers are problem because they will follow you and gather in groups, even if you go out of their sense of........well whatever they use for senses(will be discussed later) they will continue to go in the direction they saw you go into until they find something else to go after.

And it is a proven fact that it is phisically impossible for a human to run that fast without a working circulatory system, he could literally catch fire.

FLAMING ZOMBIES!

Pheonix wrote:
Fuck, are they after me? lol (my names Brian)

Haven't you seen the RvB PSA "Planning to Fail?"

Caboose is pretending to be a Zombie, and he's saying "Briaannnn... I want Briaaaannnn...."

Church: "Caboose! It's "Brains!""

Caboose: "Oops! Read the script wrong!" pause "Moaning... Moooaaaaaannnniiiiinnnnngggggg......"

Pheonix wrote:Shamblers are problem because they will follow you and gather in groups, even if you go out of their sense of........well whatever they use for senses(will be discussed later) they will continue to go in the direction they saw you go into until they find something else to go after.

Not a problem unless you are surrounded or have a broken leg. Just lead them into that field of improvised land mines you made sure to build. Or shoot a barrel of gasoline and throw your cigarette in the stuff. Watch while they try to walk over it.

Lol forgot about that PSA Rasq.


They aren't a huge threat when you consider other types of zombies, but they don't usually stay in a group so you could be running from some behind you, and some get you from the front, you go to the side, there are more there, and so on and so on.


Also they don't get tired so they will follow you for eternity and seeing how the average person now adays can only run a mile in about 7-10 minutes, they will be exahusted and then be caught by the next group a mile ahead of yourself.

Best thing is really to not run but get a vehicle...

shamblers are slow because when the virus infects you one of the stages is numbness of the body

runners are able to run faster because the virus mutates just like the flu and the common cold

the flu virus mutates and that is why they encourage you to have a flu jab each year

there is a way to create an immunity to the Z virus........

one of the ways a jab works is by injecting the patient with a dead flu virus this does not infect the patient but tricks there antibodies into creating white blood cells to combat the virus once the antibodies have learned how to make these certain white blood cells to combat the virus they can be made quicker if the patient ever catches the virus

if we can mimic this with a dead Z virus it could create immunity.............

that is all i have to say

But you have to consider what might happen once the dead virus is injected.

It might come back from the dead (seeing as it is a zombie virus), and infect the injected person.

capn qwerty wrote:But you have to consider what might happen once the dead virus is injected.

It might come back from the dead (seeing as it is a zombie virus), and infect the injected person.

yes exactly thats why i said it might

also it makes people come back from the dead i doubt the virus can come back alive too

I suppose, but you can never be to careful. Especialy with zombies.

true so we capture a drifter (i believe the term for you americans is)

and we put him in a contained area after injecting him

Not legally of course lol


But this smells like the beginning of the zombie apocolypse though. One thing goes wrong, the tests go good and they do more until eventually its a normal thing and someone puts their guard down and gets bit, just something happens and we all go down.

there is also the danger from the military trying to exterminate the virus.

you have to stay hidden and not get seen and killed by friendlies.

Or they may want to harvest it.
The military is so smart!

ok then next topic....
how to tell what food is safe to eat in infected enviroment

Who says that the virus can infect food? Maybe it can only infect live tissue (so no meat/fish/poultry).