Zombies

That would make some serious noise.

The zombies would follow you right back to your HQ

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sargentbilco wrote:

Pheonix wrote:Not looking forward to that.

you sound like it will happen

It may just happen one day, and when it does


lol.


If it does though at least some of this may help you all.

Besides all this planning can be put to other disasters/apocolypses, Zombies is just funner to think about.

If you plan for Zombies, you can survive anything--Zombie Squad

what about vampires?
They are a tad worse

Not really, we tend to be VERY systematic

exactly....much harder to kill+smarter=x_x

Vampires won't do a full on attack and try to eliminate us, they need us to survive.

While zombies don't need to feed, they just do and will continue to do so until we are all dead.

Don Corleone wrote:what about vampires?
They are a tad worse

Vampires as far as I know don't completely kill, and when they bite you you don't become a vampire. On top of that you can do anything you want to them during the day.

...Vampires are still scary mother fuckers.....

Next lesson: Clothing

It is advised to cut hair as short as possible. It may not be fashinable, but no one is going to care how good you look when a zombie grabs your hair while your running and starts ripping your throat out.

Wearing as little clothing as possible is good for running on the spot and for distances(also good if there are runners) but offer little to no protection to bite.

Wearing several layers of thick clothing is also good, but can be uncomfortable and hot depending on the season and where you live.


Since Zombies feel no pain they have no sense of bite pressure/stop biting. This means that Zombies can bite down many times harder than a human, this causes them to be able to rip out parts of our flesh while impossible for us to do. Unfortunetly this also means they may be able to bite through our clothes so wearing strong/many layers of clothing could stave off a single bite(enough time to take care of assaulting Zombie). But if there is a group you are pretty much boned anyway.

Armor is also good, but not many of us have that on us at any given time. Also Zombies tend to go for the neck which there isn't many armor for protecting, or it isn't at least very conventional/common now adays beacuse we protect from bullets.

Strong boots are a must, a de-legged zombie could be lying on the ground(seemingly dead) and when you walk by them BAM!!! bitten and infected. So Strong boots or fishermans boots are reccomended(bites could slip off of giving you the time to again, take care of the zombie)

Shark bite proof netting could do the trick also, but this is not found in many places outside of the coastal areas.

But...But...
Hmmm....I think i may just make my door rigged to splode and let that go

My zombie plan is very simple:

Comit suicide so I don't have to live (or more like try to live) through the horror.

I would....Well suicide=Hell which is rather bad....So I would fight them off then blow up everything

Whether (sp) you go to hell for killing yourself is a heavily debated topic.

I figure I'll take my chances.

Dud Doodoo wrote:

Don Corleone wrote:what about vampires?
They are a tad worse

Vampires as far as I know don't completely kill, and when they bite you you don't become a vampire. On top of that you can do anything you want to them during the day.

You only turn into a vampire if you are a virgin, that is why there are so few.
Yea, I know its a wierd system, but they got us pretty young

That explains how Vampires always have that orgy shit goin on in movies lol

What do you mean by *orgy*?

And yes I know what orgy means.

Don Corleone wrote:That explains how Vampires always have that orgy shit goin on in movies lol

Yupp, its quite pleasurable

You've never seen a movie where like thwe all the vampires are being like really....bow chicka honk honk seems right.

I've never seen any vampire movies.

Underworld Evolution?

Hellsing? (Anime)

None.

Well, I have seen one, but I don't think it counts.

what is it?

It's a Batman one, basicaly a long episode about Batman vs Dracula.

It's actualy pretty good, but I don't think it counts.

were the vampires being all

smexual and stuff?