Qwertyopolis 1.1

rzgrz wrote:srew this.....
*loads a bunkerbuster and aims the silo at the wall*
*starts up the cannons again*
*fires sidwinders into front wall and unleashes cannons on wall*
*stops and launches bunker buster into wall*

*a section of wall disintegrates*

Arbiter Mereel wrote:*gets all the granades i droped into bundle* *makes a C-12 charge with granades* *gets metal sheet again and trys again*

This is not Halo 3. You do not drop things when you die.

*clashes with the figure*
*stabs the Figure once more in the side of the rib cage*
*breaks the Figures wrist in three places and takes my 2nd Ulak*
*jams it into his forehead with lightning speed*

*drives through section of wall*

*rockets fly from my RPG*
*they annihilate all gunships*

XNate02 wrote:*clashes with the figure*
*stabs the Figure once more in the side of the rib cage*
*breaks the Figures wrist in three places and takes my 2nd Ulak*
*jams it into his forehead with lightning speed*

*the figure kicks nate away; nate realizes he no longer has his Ulaks; "It" pulls the Ulaks out of "It"; Abby yells to nate: "Catch!"; the BFG 9000 lands in nates arms*

PiEman wrote:*drives through section of wall*

*the APC takes an RPG to the nose, shattering the windshield*

Nocbl2 wrote:*rockets fly from my RPG*
*they annihilate all gunships*

*the flaming wreak of a gunship lands on noc*

*jumps out through hole that used to be windshield*
*runs for cover inside fortress*

ow...
*shields fail*
*headpiece cracks off*
*runs with PiE into cover*

*by some miracle, noc and pie make it to one of the forts doors; which is locked from the inside*

stand back...
*sets a rocket on the door*
RUN!
*hides behind some ammunition crates and pulls out Dragunov*

You're hiding behind ammo crates? Ok, you totaly deserve this.

*ammo crates explode; noc is throw back over the wall*

ow....
*runs through the hole*
*runs into the building and smashes anyone inside*

*fires two more bunker busters at same section of wall making hole bigger*

well i guess I dont get to electrocute you. darn.
*unplugs jumper cables from prisoner*
*starts moving foward under the cover of a smoke screen*

*more of the wall collapses*

*the fort goes into lockdown; bulkheads close all throughout the fort*

*runs through hole in door that Noc made*

Had I been here, I would have hid behind wall.

*lifts BFG*
Abby, Jake find some cover
*as Abby and Jake dive behind some book cases a few rows away a BFG round Hits the figure in the chest blowing him back to hell*

*fallows pie* pie and noc i need a termanal NOW

XNate02 wrote:*lifts BFG*

Big Friendly Giant?

I belerive Qwerty was talking about the Big Fucking Gun from D00M

I know that.

But I still had to do it.

eh I dont blame ya lol

i got a laugh out of that one

*imagines shooting a big freindly giant *
*shudders*

alright all its cloberin time.
*roles into fortress and starts rampaging the fortress*
(integrity @ 98%)
*blows a hole in a room to find it sealed off*
?? WTF! where is the control room? Speak!!! Damn you!!!
*rips off tap and smacks prisoner*

*the figure screams and disintegrates; Abby turns to nate*

"Nate, you and JB have to get out of here! They've rigged the place to blow!"

Abby I need to know where to find you when Jake and I make it out of this machine

and I was originally looking for an Exit before we found you and i really dont know how to get out of here to tell you the truth

*hits pie in head* find a terminal NOW

fine you dont wana talk?
*starts blowing holes into walls room by room*