Qwertyopolis 1.1

Clearly you haven't watched DBZ abridged. No one can beat the full nelson!

But...

*a gaurd slams his rifle into the back of nates head*

capn qwerty wrote:Clearly you haven't watched DBZ abridged. No one can beat the full nelson!

But...

*a gaurd slams his rifle into the back of nates head*

*sidesteps the attack with ease*
*kicks the Guard across the hall way before he can react*

*a different gaurd tackles nate while he's in mid-kick*

*gets slamed into a wall*
*delivers a crushing blow to the back of the 2nd guards neck*
*tosses his limp body away from me*

*remaining gaurds, now all on one side of nate and with no chance of hitting each other, open fire*

*gets hit in the chest multiple times while jumping off of the wall and over the guards*
*hits the ground hard and lies on the ground motionless*

*indoues (sp) JB with a a sense of honour, causing him to...oh fuck it: I make JB kill the gaurds*

*sits up against a wall with blood pooling under me*
*laughs*
so this is it ... so this is the end .... *closes eyes while holding a bloody peice of paper in hand*

*hears gunfire*

Get us out already, we've waited long enough!

*has JB open other cell*

*looks toward a opening in the white walls*
*walks out of the cell*
Oh, Jake, hello. You wouldn't by any chance know where they put our equipment?

*sprints to the storage closet*
Here we go...
*Grabs hammer and armor*
Time for some payback!
*discovers a torpedo-shaped capsule at the back of the closet*
Oo... what's this? I can't carry it, too much shit, but... Oo, ah!

Nocbl2 wrote:*sprints to the storage closet*
Here we go...
*Grabs hammer and armor*
Time for some payback!
*discovers a torpedo-shaped capsule at the back of the closet*
Oo... what's this? I can't carry it, too much shit, but... Oo, ah!

*storage closet contains a mop, a bucket, and a broom; nothing more*

*everything goes blank*
*wakes up un a different room*
*sees a never ending staircase*
well looks like there is only one think left to do.....
*starts climbing the Stairway to heaven*

*after what feels like days of walking, nate reaches the top of the stairs; there is a door of white light*

Thats new....
*walks through the door of light*

*nate see's a room of white, with a desk and chair*

capn qwerty wrote:*nate see's a room of white, with a desk and chair*

*whistles a happy tune while sitting down in the chair*
*looks around the room *

*after what feels like many hours, I appear in the door*

Nate? What are you doing here? And why are you sitting at my desk?

Im dead thats why im here ...... got cornered and then gunned down
and the chair looked really comfy so i just took a seat

*I walk over to nate*

Yes, it is rather comfortable, isn't it? Now, about the whole "you being dead" thing...

capn qwerty wrote:*I walk over to nate*

Yes, it is rather comfortable, isn't it? Now, about the whole "you being dead" thing...

What about it?
*spins around in qwerty's chair*

*grabs back of chair; nate stops spinning*

Well, apparently the respawn system malfunctioned when it tried to revive you, so I'm going to have to do it manualy. And for that I need my chair.

awwwwwz.......
*gets out of Chair*
so where am i respawning today?
but before i go down to that hell again....
What are we supposed to do?
Who or what do we need to kill?
my personal vendettas got me killed last time so ill follow through with those later.....

*sits in chair; cross' legs, puts elbows on armrests, links fingers, and smiles*

Now now, if I told you everything, it'd be less fun! Which is what this is all about you know. But I will tell you this; Abby is very important. Without her, you cannot win. Now, let me get you back into your body.

*a flash of light, and nate is back in his body, in the exact position it was in when he died; he is fully healed*