Obama prepares for the impending zombie apocalypse

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92303?fp=1

Apparently the new president is putting forth a suggestion of spending over 11 billion $$ on a new fleet of helicopters to carry him across the soon-to-be zombie ridden land.

The first signs have come forth. We are likely at a level 1 zombie invasion. I'm not sure how much longer we should wait.

its for safty RT the standered is 4 but he goes around alot so i see the point

Obama is giving me less and less reason to like him. He has officially dropped from a 5/10 to a 4/10.

CivBase wrote:Obama is giving me less and less reason to like him. He has officially dropped from a 5/10 to a 4/10.

Elbows too pointy?

PiEman wrote:

CivBase wrote:Obama is giving me less and less reason to like him. He has officially dropped from a 5/10 to a 4/10.

Elbows too pointy?

What?

I'm guessing it has something to do with me being to critical of Obama, even though everyone but you thinks he is a bad choice for president.

i really dont the only thing messed up hes done in my opinion is end the F/A-22 program

Mereel wrote:its for safty RT the standered is 4 but he goes around alot so i see the point

there is no reason for him to have 27 decoy helecoptors....


if he was buying 1... or 4... than it would be fine... but 28 400 million dollar helecopters?!

In the article, it says Bush was initially buying them, but Obama just hasn't cancelled the purchase.

When a new president comes into office, the old president reveals to him several secrets that were not released to the public.
Maybe for some reason, the helicopters are needed.

well there is the fact that they are older helicopters that need more maintnece

i call bullshit on bush buying them


it makes absoultely no sense that bush would purchace 28 helecopters that he wasn't going to be able to use


or do you seriously believe that it took 8 years for them to not finish ANY of the helecopters?



that would be like ordering a pizza that arrives 2 years late while you are out at a fancy steak place,,,

He wants to buy 28 $400,000,0000 helicopters? Um, waste of money...

Not unless toaster was right and we are at a stage one outbreak...

I'm seriously going to start taking precautions.

Still. Why would he need 27 against zombies? Unless the zombies can use aircraft

So he can transport himself, his supplies, and his personal army with him? Perhaps they are made identical so he can use that cover.

So, he cancelled the F-22 in favor of this?

Pie wrote:In the article, it says Bush was initially buying them, but Obama just hasn't cancelled the purchase.

Right, sorry for the mis-information. As it turns out, the whole Marine One plan which was originally signed off by GW Bush, called for an upgrade every so many years. The helicopter production was scheduled since long before Obama was in office. He called it off, saying that his helicopters felt nice already.

Helicopter engineers around the world cried.

Well, guess what? Obama plans to cut the national defect in half by the end of his first term. GOOD LUCK!

He also said something about ridding the world of people who hate freedom.

I think he's going to invade somebody...

*looks North, to Canadia*

I think we should get UNSC/Arch out of there right now...

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!

This is all I can say in response to that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgWX6qjzw_c

Are you kidding me, a 400 million dollar helicopter, but wait, twenty fucking eight of them?

Ummm, you know that is a joke right?

Mmmmm..

Wut?

There isn't actually a 10 billion dollar zombie apocolypse plan.

Twizzey wrote:There isn't actually a 10 billion dollar zombie apocolypse plan.

thats what they want us to think...