Halo: The Battle for Halo
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Halo: The Battle for Halo
A new Piece of woRk for all you Internet Locals. Finishing this tOok a lOng time, so count yourselves Lucky.
SPARTAN-4567356 ran down the narrow pathway shooting his gun at the bad peoplez. In the distance he could see his target, as massive forerunner control system, that would activate the ring and kill everybody, which would be bad.
In front of him he saw a Burte that roar at him 'hhaaha you can't stop the ring from firing SParatan-4567356' Spartan ignores this and said 'you are bad creature and you die now' and he shoot him with bullets until he feel down with a loud cathump.
Spartan ran on and saw a large army of Jackls and Grutns with Eltes with Watihs anmd Banshhess waiting for him. He pulled out hsi wepon and said to the bad guys 'I HAVE A WEPON AND I WILL NOT LET YOU DESTROY TEH EARTH' A Grutn said 'DEMONZ WILL NEVER BEAT US, WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE?'
Sopartan said 'no I don not want a cookie, you stoloe my cookiez and i will make you payz for it.'
So he shoot the bad guys face off and they scream as he shot them will bullets and killed them as their green blood came puring out. Then a voice in his hed said 'HURRY Spartan we must get to the forerunner control room before they destoy the Earth!'
This was Cortana 2.0, an upgrded verison of the one from the game and she was in his head to halp him beat teh Covnant.
'DO NOT WORRY CORTNA! I WILL MAKE TEH COVNANT SUFFAR AND SDAVE TEH UNIVERSE FROM EVIL!'
And so he continued on, but he got ambushed by Huntars which smak him in fac and make him unconscious. He woke up later and another guy was there halping him up, and as his vision cleared he saw it was Mastar Chef.
'MASTAR CHEF I NEED YOUR HELP TO STOP TEH COVNANT, THEY WILL DESTROY EARTH IF WE DO NOT HURRY,'
Mastar chef said ' Give me a wepon and I will help you fight teh covnant.' so Spartan gave him a shootgun, and they charged shioting and doging bullets and rackets. They foght covnant and climbed to control center
They entered contal room and the loating orb thing looked at them and said' Covnant want me to activate ring to blow up teh earth and I have started countdown, you are too lat.'
chef was angry and shot laser beams at orb thing until it fell down and dead.
'WHAT DO WE DO CHEF? TEH EARTH IS DOOMED!' Spartan said.
'I we shoot the control panel, it might cause the countdown to overlad and cos ring to boom'
So they shot panel with lasers and grandades and rackets until it went boom and whole place started shaking., SO they ran hasty and got on longsword as ring behind them blew in pieceses, which killed all the Covnant.
'Wehave saved teh wordl from the covnant, what do we do know?' Asked spartan.
'I must kill you, as you are my alien brother, and are a slepper agaent for teh covnant'
So Mastar chef and Spartan fought for long time for teh lives as the longsword shock around them. Eventually spartan pressed button that opened airlock which shot mastar chef into space.
He lloked at his lifeless body and said
'I AM NOT A COVNANT AND I WILL CONTINUE TO KEP THE WARLD SAVE FROM EVIL COVNANT!'
Teh end?
SPARTAN-4567356 ran down the narrow pathway shooting his gun at the bad peoplez. In the distance he could see his target, as massive forerunner control system, that would activate the ring and kill everybody, which would be bad.
In front of him he saw a Burte that roar at him 'hhaaha you can't stop the ring from firing SParatan-4567356' Spartan ignores this and said 'you are bad creature and you die now' and he shoot him with bullets until he feel down with a loud cathump.
Spartan ran on and saw a large army of Jackls and Grutns with Eltes with Watihs anmd Banshhess waiting for him. He pulled out hsi wepon and said to the bad guys 'I HAVE A WEPON AND I WILL NOT LET YOU DESTROY TEH EARTH' A Grutn said 'DEMONZ WILL NEVER BEAT US, WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE?'
Sopartan said 'no I don not want a cookie, you stoloe my cookiez and i will make you payz for it.'
So he shoot the bad guys face off and they scream as he shot them will bullets and killed them as their green blood came puring out. Then a voice in his hed said 'HURRY Spartan we must get to the forerunner control room before they destoy the Earth!'
This was Cortana 2.0, an upgrded verison of the one from the game and she was in his head to halp him beat teh Covnant.
'DO NOT WORRY CORTNA! I WILL MAKE TEH COVNANT SUFFAR AND SDAVE TEH UNIVERSE FROM EVIL!'
And so he continued on, but he got ambushed by Huntars which smak him in fac and make him unconscious. He woke up later and another guy was there halping him up, and as his vision cleared he saw it was Mastar Chef.
'MASTAR CHEF I NEED YOUR HELP TO STOP TEH COVNANT, THEY WILL DESTROY EARTH IF WE DO NOT HURRY,'
Mastar chef said ' Give me a wepon and I will help you fight teh covnant.' so Spartan gave him a shootgun, and they charged shioting and doging bullets and rackets. They foght covnant and climbed to control center
They entered contal room and the loating orb thing looked at them and said' Covnant want me to activate ring to blow up teh earth and I have started countdown, you are too lat.'
chef was angry and shot laser beams at orb thing until it fell down and dead.
'WHAT DO WE DO CHEF? TEH EARTH IS DOOMED!' Spartan said.
'I we shoot the control panel, it might cause the countdown to overlad and cos ring to boom'
So they shot panel with lasers and grandades and rackets until it went boom and whole place started shaking., SO they ran hasty and got on longsword as ring behind them blew in pieceses, which killed all the Covnant.
'Wehave saved teh wordl from the covnant, what do we do know?' Asked spartan.
'I must kill you, as you are my alien brother, and are a slepper agaent for teh covnant'
So Mastar chef and Spartan fought for long time for teh lives as the longsword shock around them. Eventually spartan pressed button that opened airlock which shot mastar chef into space.
He lloked at his lifeless body and said
'I AM NOT A COVNANT AND I WILL CONTINUE TO KEP THE WARLD SAVE FROM EVIL COVNANT!'
Teh end?
Vigil- Dark Knight of the Flames
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Carlos Spicyweiner- Minion
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Re: Halo: The Battle for Halo
" that would activate the ring and kill everybody, which would be bad."
lol
lol
R!zZle BiZzl£- Minion
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Re: Halo: The Battle for Halo
Weak storyline, many errors, terrible dialouge. The generic Halo fan-fic.
Angatar- Lord's Personal Minion
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Re: Halo: The Battle for Halo
Copypasta from Halo Fanon?
EDIT: No.... I don't think they can make it THAT bad..
EDIT: No.... I don't think they can make it THAT bad..
Gauz- Crimson Medic
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Re: Halo: The Battle for Halo
So am I the only one who gets it?
Carlos Spicyweiner- Minion
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Re: Halo: The Battle for Halo
That's only because I told you.
Read the bold line carefully, and all will become clear.
Read the bold line carefully, and all will become clear.
Vigil- Dark Knight of the Flames
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Re: Halo: The Battle for Halo
OMG! This made me rofl so hard!
Haha, "took a long time" ahahahaha!
Haha, "took a long time" ahahahaha!
Ruski- Minion
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Re: Halo: The Battle for Halo
nice!Vigil wrote:Read the bold line carefully, and all will become clear.
BBJynne- The Lord's Blood Knight
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Re: Halo: The Battle for Halo
lollolol
Nocbl2- Lord's Personal Minion
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Re: Halo: The Battle for Halo
i c wut u did thar
nice one
nice one
Gauz- Crimson Medic
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Re: Halo: The Battle for Halo
again, better april fools joke i got
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