Battle of the Sexes: Who's Superior?

I think that demonstrates that men can get the job done better and quicker.

Gauz wrote:

I find it funny that she didn't even walk into GAP

WE WANT WOMEN!

just kidding...

Haha, she just skips the gap store.

Chuckles wrote:WE WANT WOMEN!

just kidding...

Haha, she just skips the gap store.

lol from seeing what that picture has showed me, imagine what iraq would be if women had the final say in the war


lol I found this funny cuz my friends mom is the only 4 star female general

lol

The world would be a charred wastelands except for America and Iraq.

And then, we would forget all about them

You know Ann Dunwoody?

Can you get me an autograph if I send you 10$ to pay for S&H?

I don't think she has kids.

Women make sammiches

Men negotiate war

The two are inseparable.


Wait, to clarify this whole debate... are you asking who is better at doing the dishes? or bicycling across the Swiss Alps?

One thing that I thought was hilarious was in the TV show Survivor when the Guy were as usual the leaders of the tribe, and so the girl decided to gang up on the guys and eliminate them before the merge.
And they actually managed to do so, but the funny thing was, as I predicted a few episodes prior, none the girls were smart enough to realize, that with the guys gone, no one knew how to fish or start a fire or lead the team well, and there team just turned to shit, luckily they were saved by the merge and had some men do help them again, their stupidity made me lol.

You know, my girlfriend was once trying on dresses, talking about playing 'dress up' when she was little, and then she said "I wish I was six again."

So, the next morning, I got to her house early and fixed her a bowl of fruit loops, watched Loony Toons, went to the carnival, ate some cotton candy, and then went to see a Pixar movie.

When I dropped her off at her house, I asked her what it felt like to be six again.

There was that moment of dawning comprehension, followed by 'The Look'.

"I was talking about my dress size, you moron."

Yeah, so here's a tip. Even if you guys are listening, you're still going to get it wrong.

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:You know, my girlfriend was once trying on dresses, talking about playing 'dress up' when she was little, and then she said "I wish I was six again."

So, the next morning, I got to her house early and fixed her a bowl of fruit loops, watched Loony Toons, went to the carnival, ate some cotton candy, and then went to see a Pixar movie.

When I dropped her off at her house, I asked her what it felt like to be six again.

There was that moment of dawning comprehension, followed by 'The Look'.

"I was talking about my dress size, you moron."

Yeah, so here's a tip. Even if you guys are listening, you're still going to get it wrong.

It's the fact of life. Also another fact: women are vampires, which is why they like twilight so much.

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T'was a funny story

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:You know, my girlfriend was once trying on dresses, talking about playing 'dress up' when she was little, and then she said "I wish I was six again."

So, the next morning, I got to her house early and fixed her a bowl of fruit loops, watched Loony Toons, went to the carnival, ate some cotton candy, and then went to see a Pixar movie.

When I dropped her off at her house, I asked her what it felt like to be six again.

There was that moment of dawning comprehension, followed by 'The Look'.

"I was talking about my dress size, you moron."

Yeah, so here's a tip. Even if you guys are listening, you're still going to get it wrong.

Did this really happen?

No.
It's mostly a warning...

lol

I would've expected extreme dumpage after that

False.

Noc, women just like to prove men wrong, to counter the fact they should be making sammiches.

Gauz wrote:False.

Noc, women just like to prove men wrong, to counter the fact they should be making sammiches.

That is gonna get you bitch slapped one of these days Gauz.

Oh I know