Gamer trailer

Don't know if any of you guys know about this movie, but it looks insane.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/videonews.php?id=55456

All I have to say is; where can I sign up to play this game.

epic.

Saw it when i went to see Hangover. Looks fucking sweet.

yea, it actually is practically the same as what xxoozero wrote in a blog a long time ago.

KristallNacht wrote:yea, it actually is practically the same as what xxoozero wrote in a blog a long time ago.

Where can I find this blog.

I saw a trailer for this a while ago. I was gonna say 'DO NOT WANT,' but shit, it has Michael C. Hall in it.

Well, that was a cool trailer.

But I wish they showed more actual parts of the 'gamer'.
Wouldn't you feel guilty if you get a guy killed? I wouldn't, cuz I wouldn't die

according to shoutwire it was posted 1026 days 2 hours ago

but its been removed from there, but i have a copy, so copy pasta time

Time to Create a New Sporting Event
This is a new millennium. Things have changed since the inception of our illustrious group of sports. Our athletes have gotten bigger, faster, and stronger. It takes more to entertain the people nowadays. Even the gladiator battles of old would not suffice to keep the majority of the public satisfied for longer than it takes to change the channel. I propose a change.

We need a new sport. I have devised one, an event that reflects the changes in our society and allows for stiffer competition and more entertaining television. No more of this pussy soccer or football. Even the UFC will pale in comparison. Times have changed; it is far past the moment when our sporting events should reflect that.

Teams will be comprised of convicts, gamers, and strippers. The arena will be a 30 acre plot, littered with broken glass, junked cars, and old neon signs. Hidden throughout will be various sharp and blunt objects, Molotov cocktails, vials of Anthrax, and nun chucks. There will also be an AK-47 randomly placed, rigged to a large hive of coke fed, pissed off, hyped up wasps.

The strippers and the convicts will be implanted with control chips. The gamers will be given high powered laptops and full control over one convict and one stripper each. It will almost play like a video game, with the strippers and convicts being controlled by the gamers using specific programs placed on the laptops, with a very sharp difference. The gamers, like the convicts and the strippers, will be placed in the same arena as the others and also be susceptible to attack.

For every convict that goes down, a random pack of wild animals injected with rabies will be released into the arena. When a stripper goes down, random explosives will be set off. For every gamer who is eaten, stabbed, or otherwise incapacitated, two members of a South American cannibal tribe will be given spears and let loose.

Along with the basic rules, the following perils will be added; disgruntled roofers hanging out of helicopters firing nail guns at whoever they see, random poisoned food everywhere after contestants are starved for a week prior, every piece of metal will be painted red and every third one will be heated to the color red, no shoes, no shirts, no belts, and companys will be given the option of buying hidden land mines and commercials will only be shown when a contestant is blown to pieces by one of them.

Seventeen competitors from each position (gamers, strippers, and convicts) will be involved in every match. Once a player has died, his or her DNA will be used to clone them so they can continue the season. The season will be two years, with three weeks off. Journalists will be allowed to cover each match only if they can survive in the arena for the duration. Matches will go on as long as they have to.

There are three rules: Having sex with dead strippers is disallowed, working together is limited to fighting off wild animals, and only the last team standing is declared the winner. Cameras will be placed throughout the arena and feeds provided on the internet and public access television for free. The viewer will control their own experience with the ability to change cameras at will. When it is possible that a kill is about to take place, all cameras will be auto switched to that area.

Forget arguing over soccer and football and which is better, they are both full of pansies compared to the participants in the arena.

I like how they give away the twist in the trailer. I saw it coming though

I watched the original of this the other day.

It had Arnie or Stalone or somebody of that nature - and more bad one liners than you could beat with a stick. It was ok. Very 80s though.

this seems cool.

KristallNacht wrote:according to shoutwire it was posted 1026 days 2 hours ago

but its been removed from there, but i have a copy, so copy pasta time

Time to Create a New Sporting Event
This is a new millennium. Things have changed since the inception of our illustrious group of sports. Our athletes have gotten bigger, faster, and stronger. It takes more to entertain the people nowadays. Even the gladiator battles of old would not suffice to keep the majority of the public satisfied for longer than it takes to change the channel. I propose a change.

We need a new sport. I have devised one, an event that reflects the changes in our society and allows for stiffer competition and more entertaining television. No more of this pussy soccer or football. Even the UFC will pale in comparison. Times have changed; it is far past the moment when our sporting events should reflect that.

Teams will be comprised of convicts, gamers, and strippers. The arena will be a 30 acre plot, littered with broken glass, junked cars, and old neon signs. Hidden throughout will be various sharp and blunt objects, Molotov cocktails, vials of Anthrax, and nun chucks. There will also be an AK-47 randomly placed, rigged to a large hive of coke fed, pissed off, hyped up wasps.

The strippers and the convicts will be implanted with control chips. The gamers will be given high powered laptops and full control over one convict and one stripper each. It will almost play like a video game, with the strippers and convicts being controlled by the gamers using specific programs placed on the laptops, with a very sharp difference. The gamers, like the convicts and the strippers, will be placed in the same arena as the others and also be susceptible to attack.

For every convict that goes down, a random pack of wild animals injected with rabies will be released into the arena. When a stripper goes down, random explosives will be set off. For every gamer who is eaten, stabbed, or otherwise incapacitated, two members of a South American cannibal tribe will be given spears and let loose.

Along with the basic rules, the following perils will be added; disgruntled roofers hanging out of helicopters firing nail guns at whoever they see, random poisoned food everywhere after contestants are starved for a week prior, every piece of metal will be painted red and every third one will be heated to the color red, no shoes, no shirts, no belts, and companys will be given the option of buying hidden land mines and commercials will only be shown when a contestant is blown to pieces by one of them.

Seventeen competitors from each position (gamers, strippers, and convicts) will be involved in every match. Once a player has died, his or her DNA will be used to clone them so they can continue the season. The season will be two years, with three weeks off. Journalists will be allowed to cover each match only if they can survive in the arena for the duration. Matches will go on as long as they have to.

There are three rules: Having sex with dead strippers is disallowed, working together is limited to fighting off wild animals, and only the last team standing is declared the winner. Cameras will be placed throughout the arena and feeds provided on the internet and public access television for free. The viewer will control their own experience with the ability to change cameras at will. When it is possible that a kill is about to take place, all cameras will be auto switched to that area.

Forget arguing over soccer and football and which is better, they are both full of pansies compared to the participants in the arena.

Two things
1.) Why the fuck is there a stripper?
2.) I really doubt anyone would do this. Maybe when it's possible to bring back those who are seriously damaged like in the Fifth Element (they recreate an entire body from a few living cells). Our society as a whole would simply never allow it.

You've obviously never seen Death Race 2000, Battle Royale, the previous version of this, or Nemesis on Buddhavision.

Cool. But i agree with TNine.

No shit it would neaver happen, thats why it is a MOVIE!

Have you seen Deathrace?

And this would be fun, if there wasn't a chance I would FUCKING DIE PLAYING A GAME!

Deathrace 2000(the original with Stallone) is awesome!

Tnine wrote:Our society as a whole would simply never allow it.

I think society would be perfectly willing to accept it as long as long-term prisoners are given the choice as to whether or not they want to participate.

Cheese wrote:You've obviously never seen Death Race 2000, Battle Royale, the previous version of this, or Nemesis on Buddhavision.

I wanted to see Death Race, but never got around to it.

That game, KristallNacht, sounds extremely fun, but I'm afraid I would be breaking rule number 1 for rule number 34.

Angatar wrote:That game, KristallNacht, sounds extremely fun, but I'm afraid I would be breaking rule number 1 for rule number 34.

there's only three ang not 34 rules. I have a question can we have sex with live strippers?

Cheese wrote:You've obviously never seen Death Race 2000, Battle Royale, the previous version of this, or Nemesis on Buddhavision.

Battle Royale is awesome!

Death no more wrote:

Angatar wrote:That game, KristallNacht, sounds extremely fun, but I'm afraid I would be breaking rule number 1 for rule number 34.

there's only three ang not 34 rules. I have a question can we have sex with live strippers?

Rule 34 of the Internet...

34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.

Angatar wrote:

Death no more wrote:

Angatar wrote:That game, KristallNacht, sounds extremely fun, but I'm afraid I would be breaking rule number 1 for rule number 34.

there's only three ang not 34 rules. I have a question can we have sex with live strippers?

Rule 34 of the Internet...

lol i feel smart now

46. There is always furry porn of it.

lolz

Not rule 34...

Proof of rule 34: Page 5