Qwertyopolis 1.1

Nocbl2 wrote:JJ, ima go get other parts.
*gets other parts*
*finishes camp w/ steel plating*

Erm, thanks...

Do you want to sleep here tonight?

No in the wiered way that Civ Thinks of.

JumpingJet wrote:
Do you want to sleep here tonight?

Kinky!!

RX wrote:

JumpingJet wrote:
Do you want to sleep here tonight?

Kinky!!

Dude, erm... Civbase is over there...

*another truck comes down the road; the driver spots the campfire and pulls the truck over to the other side of the road; soldiers pour out of the back and attack*

*wakes up in ditch and spots attackers*
*grabs mp5n and puts on silencer, shoots one of the attackers and hides in the corn field*

*one of the attackers pulls out a flame thrower and sets the field on fire*

*gets out of corn field and shoots at the man with a flamethrower, aiming for his fuel tank*

*uses speed to snap the soliders necks and dodges their bullets*

Wait... so I don't get my equipment? WTF? You approved it, though! And you blew up the stupid truck before you posted your approval.

*rally everybody*

Right guys we need to work together against the random peoples, not fight bettween each other!

*Rushes foward at an advancing soldier and throws him to the ground, then slices his neck with the ak47's bayonet*

*Takes a pistol of the dead soldier and shoots at the flamethrower putting a hole in the fuel tank*

*drops pistol and dodges bullets from another soldier then grabs him by the neck, snaps it and uses him as a meat shield*

*meat shield absorbs a full volley of bullets before i am forced to drop it witch i then draw my AK-47 again and shoot the attacking soldier several times before rushing up to him and punching him in the face knocking him down*

*I then disarm him and aim a pistol at his head and pull the trigger*

*shoots a man in the foot, walks slowly over to him, places a foot on his skull and crushes it*

*Fires Dragunov at truck's engine*
Shit, this won't work.
*Aims particle rifle at engine and fires*
*truck explodes, killing anyone not in power armor or more than 10 feet from it*
*uses Dragunov to kill other soldiers*

*punches on enemy in the throat and uses his gun to shoot 4 others while using him as a meat sheild*

*shoots my meat sheild in the head and dodges a bullet while shooting 4 other enemies*

*uses the full extent of my speed augmentations by speeding around in a blur of motion dodging bullets and dispatching enemies*

*wants my equipment*

*Spawns ontop of running solider who is retreating after his whole group has been massacred*

well, sucks to be him...

*walks 10 feet before i realize all of my equipment has been unrightfully taken and im nude* Fuck...

*takes soliders armor, and equipment and hides to not be spotted by anyone or anything wandering around* need meh camo

*walks up to jake and hands him his things*
yea i took em before the truck went boom
*hands jake his crisis suit gun blade quake rifle ect.

*searches dead body*
*finds a cigar*
"Oh, look at that"
*smokes cigar*

*spawns with spartan armor and shoulder plasma cannon and gattlin gun*
(i take it as a yes qwerty)
*sees truck*
*fires round of cannon at it*
BOOOMMM!!!!....
there... problem solved so what now?

CivBase wrote:*wants my equipment*

Well, the next equipment spawn was in the enemy truck; before gauz and grz blew it up anyway. You'll have to wait until the thrid one appears.

Stop blowing up trucks you damn horses asses! I want my rifle!

*remains sitting, then decides to actually help*

*goes to flank for a weak spot, but the gets spotted*

*Guy with AK-47u fires at me, I walk through the bullets while active camo is going on*

*man with gun is pointing it everywhere, unsure where I am*

*I come up from behing and snap his neck, still camo'ed*

*Goes to the truck, turns off camo, and flips the truck*

you already blew up the truck, was it really so hard as to keep jumping soldier to soldier killling them all. i mean me and nate kind of finished most of them off

Qwerty... I was the one that blew up the soldier truck.

*waits*